Hi! This is my first story on here so, I would be really happy if you review. Thanks!

Artemis was pissed. Big time. Butler could tell by the way he was driving the plane. He was gripping the controls tightly and almost swerving at certain times.

"Is something wrong sir?" Butler asked. Artemis gripped the controls even tighter.

"Nothing, old friend. Why?" Artemis was talking like he was a robot. Like he was being controlled. He voice was strained and he was forcing a grin.

"You seem," Butler racked his brain for the right word. After 5 seconds work, he spoke again. "Different."

"Really. I didn't realize." Butler flinched slightly as Artemis swerved dangerously low.

"Oops! My bad." Something was up. Artemis Fowl the Second did not say oops. In fact, he never he even blamed himself.

Artemis was deep in thought. There were a few situations.

One: He couldn't contact Holly. His communicator wasn't working. Nothing was. Holly didn't even come to the surface and for some odd reason, he couldn't even get within 500 feet of a shuttle port. At first, he thought Holly was avoiding him and used No. 1 to plant a hex. He got over that one quickly. He thought maybe someone was planning revenge on her and the LEP, but the only living person he knew that would do that was Ark Sool, but he wasn't very smart.

Two: An aunt and uncle he never knew about had died in a mysterious fire that they were investigating for arson and he was picking up two cousins he never knew about. So much drama was in his life right now. Not that that's necessarily a new thing, but still. He would have to check out the arson investigation. He might be able to help. After all, he had read over 10 books about arson alone and over 20 with arson mentioned. Not to mention the Internet.

And to top it all off, Juliet and the twins had came as well. Oh joy! As he was about to have needed descended, he and Butler switched places quickly. No one needed to know about Artemis's, shall we say, unusual hobbies. (wink, wink)

Well, that's my prologue! What do you think of it? Tell me, in your reviews! And it is my first story in general, seriously I wrote this first even on Artemis Fowl Confidential and I'm copying it directly from there, so please excuse any writing that doesn't flow. My later chapters will be much better! Also, I have 10 more chapters posted on AFC, if you want to check it out. Here's a link that will bring you straight to this story on there:

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So if you don't want to wait, I have a lot more posted there. Otherwise, since I already have 10 chapters written out, updates on this will be rather quick for a while, so you won't have to wait long for the next one. Umm, I think I've been keeping you busy for too long, so bye!