Disclaimer: I don't own K-On! or whatever...

"Honey, I'm hooome!" Ritsu Tainaka yelled into her two room apartment that she shared with none other than her best friend, Mio Akiyama.

Ritsu's supposed "best friend" looked up from her dinner and focused her attention on her loud roommate,

"Where have you been? You smell like sweat and cheap perfume." Mio held her nose in disgust.

"A singer in a smokey room. The smell of wine and cheap perfume!" Ritsu sang, disregarding Mio's question and hanging her jacket on a hook.

"Haha. Now tell me where you were."

Mio laughed sarcastically.

"Well babe cakes, I was hanging out with my cop friend, do you remember her?"

"The one with the tall, nerdy, four-eyed, friend?" Mio asked her roommate.

"Yeah. I hung out with them and fucked around with a gun. It was pretty fun..." Ritsu replied, walking past Mio to their refrigerator. She pulled out an energy drink and proceeded to sit at the "dining table" next to her friend.

"Ew Ritsu, go take a shower." Mio said before bringing her plate to the sink and washing it.

"Did you make any dinner for me?" Ritsu asked hopefully.

"Yeah," Ritsu's face brightened, "but I ate it." Ritsu's face fell.

"You're gonna get fat you know. How much do you weigh now? 58? 61?"

"N-no! Shut up! I weigh 55..."

"You're still fat."

"Well how much do you weigh? Everybody always said that you were the fat one!"

"What? I weigh 45kg so that argument is invalid."

"W-well, I'm taller than you."

"Whatever Mio." Ritsu said before standing up and going to the shower.

" Jeez, the nerve of that bitch... Hanging out with Tomo and not even inviting me. What am I saying? I hate Tomo! Grrr..." Mio scrubbed her dinner plate vigorously, "I know what I can do to piss Ritsu off..." Mio smirked, dried off her now clean plate, and put it away.

"Ui..." Yui coughed.

"Yeah sis?" Ui replied, just coming back from work.

"D-did ya bring me the chips..." Yui asked her sister.

"Oh pooh... I forgot them! Can I just get them for you tomorrow?" Ui asked her older sibling frantically.

"Feh... I'll have Ayumu do it." Yui coughed again and picked her phone up. Her phone was sitting next to her on the ground where she was currently "lying around".

She texted her buddy and put her phone down. Looking over to her younger sister, who was now beginning to prepare dinner, she sighed.

'I wonder what Azusa is up to...' She thought to herself.