Hey guys I know in my story TMNT proflies I said to expect this story soon but my life got in the way. But now I'm Here. Giving you this fabulously funny story. I hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I own not Facebook or the Turtles... and now I'm sad

Facebook names:

Leonardo-Blue Leader

Raphael- Hothead Fighter

Donatello-Tech Turtle

Michaelangleo-Rad Mikester

Splinter-#1 Ninja Master

Casey-Hockey Vigilant

April-Techy girl

*Hothead Fighter updates status- Just got done busting purple dragon scum. And it was awesome!

*Hockey Vigilant likes and comments- Yeah Raph! Best nite ever! :)

* Rad Mikester likes and comments- Hey Raph how many did you get

*Hothead Fighter comments- Oh about 30 maybe 40 I don't know

* Rad Mikester comments- O_O wow! Sweet!

*Blue Leader comments- Raph I thought you were grounded

*HHF- I am but I got tired of staying down here so I went topside for a while. What's your problem?

*BL- Master Splinter said you weren't allowed to go topside

*HHF- Shut up Fearless

*BL- I'm just saying Raph. Master Splinter's gonna be mad when he finds out

*HHF- If he ever fins out

* Whatever Raph

* Tech Turtle opens group chat with BL, HHF, and RM- Hey guys do you know what happened to the toaster and blender?

*BL, HHF, and RM reply:

BL- O_O!

HHF- …uuhh

RM- IT WASN'T ME!

TT- ok … I'm entitled not to believe you Mikey, seriously which one of you was it. Raph did you do it?

HHF- No! I wasn't even at home when it happened

TT- Mikey

RM- No Don you saw me I wasn't in the kitchen, I was in the living room playing video games

TT- Leo

BL- Yes Donny

TT- Were you in the kitchen earlier tonight?

BL- uummm

HHF- Fearless you might as well confess

RM- Yea Leo you are SOOO big time busted

BL- You're not helping guys. Yes Don I was in the kitchen but I was trying to make toast and a fruit smoothie

TT- Leo the toaster has forks sticking out of it and the blender looks like it went through a wood chipper.

HHF and RM- LMAO hahahaha XD

BL- not helping me right now guys

TT-:( LEEEOOOO!

BL- O_O! I should start running now should I

TT- I'll give you a five min head start

BL- Right Bye!

*BL has exited chat

*TT has exited chat

* BL updates status- About to be chased by my brother. Gotta go. HELP ME! #SCARED WITLESS

*TT updates status- About to beat the shell of my brother. DON'T HELP HIM!

Hope you guys enjoyed it. If you're lucky maybe I'll post another chapter today. So please review and we'll see! If any ideas for future stories and/or chapters just PM me or review Thanks!