Yet another crazy story i came up with! This time it's in the Thor category and the first attempt of Loki trying to woo Jane is based off of a poll that had been on there, and 2 people wanted it based on Jane/Loki, so... here it is as a summer treat for you guys!

Chapter 1: Birthday suit fiasco

Loki had never been nervous in his lifetime, women were throwing themselves at him, taken aback by his beauty, while maintaining a confident façade, until he saw a certain little astrophysicist, and suddenly the confident façade crumbled into a billion tiny pieces, turning him from the confident, intelligent and sometimes arrogant prince of Asgard that he is (or was), and into a babbling, clumsy stammering shell of the man he had been whenever he was around her, he realized after questioning himself that he had a crush on Jane so big, it would've made the way Henry V wooed Catherine of Valois look like something a child would do a million times per week. Jane and Thor were friends after he started courting Sif, making it the ultimate opportunity for him to try and profess his love for her, sometimes some ways that would've made Aphrodite pee herself from laughing.

So, he was on Asgard after serving his sentence for the attack on earth when Jane Foster visited Asgard with her friend Darcy to check on things and say hello to everyone and study most of Asgard more and get an idea of their constellations. "By the nine realms, she is a beauty! But, what do I say to her without frightening her, 'hello' perhaps? Maybe, but I need to be more confident with myself in saying this to her, but her intelligence, her wit, her kindness, it makes me turn into a mere mortal teenager!" Loki said trying to get himself to swallow his fear and just talk to her. While said woman was talking to Frigga about exploring Asgard, Loki was trying to approach her, only to be stopped when Fandral decided he and the other warriors would show her around, causing Loki to grow completely angry on the inside at Fandral for stealing her away. He went to his chambers pounding the wall with his fist, feeling like his plan had been foiled yet again by Fandral's flirting with women. "Who does he bloody think he is?! Jane will be mine by the time the day will be out, but I will need to have her attention somehow, I would have to woo her in order to have her as my own!" Loki said pacing around his chambers angrily, trying to come up with a plan to have her love for him as well as let her know how he felt about her. After some time pacing around his room, he came up with a plan that would be practically fool-proof: he would be in her chambers naked as a newborn with a bow around his neck and when she would see him, he hoped she wouldn't be frightened and that she would jump him right there. He knew where her chambers were so he teleported there while she was still exploring Asgard with the warriors three.

"I hope to the gods that this works, I spent a few hours trying to perfect this, don't screw it now, old boy! You can do this, just don't freak out like you would every time!" he said to himself tying a green, black and gold bow around his neck and of course he was naked, so it was a little drafty for him, making him shiver a little. He chastised himself when his member was getting hard with excitement at the thought of Jane's reaction to seeing her 'present' in her bedchambers.

Meanwhile, Jane and Darcy were back from touring Asgard all day, and it had been getting to evening, so she sent Darcy to her bedchambers to pick up her journal for her so she could start writing some notes in there while she would be talking to Frigga.

Loki waited in her bedchambers for a few minutes until he heard someone at the door and struck a pose at the door, but he heard Darcy's voice at the outside of the door, he panicked and before he could teleport out of there, Darcy opened the door, seeing Loki with the bow, butt naked as the day he was born. "Lady Darcy, it's not what you think—" he tried to say before Thor, Sif, and Frigga were hearing the commotion. "Brother what is going—WHY ARE YOU NAKED AND IN LADY JANE'S CHAMBERS—AND WHAT IS WITH THE BOW AROUND YOUR NECK!?" Thor exclaimed when he got to the entrance of Jane's chambers, shocked with what he was seeing. As they were processing the situation, Sif doubled over in laughter while Darcy passed out from the sight. Thor just shook his head at the strange sight of his brother, naked as a babe with a bow around his neck, while Frigga was not happy with whatever it was Loki tried to do. Poor Loki was bright red when he was caught in Jane's bedchambers so he teleported back to his bedchambers, and got dressed for the nightly feast so he could face his family.

While he was there, he looked around him and found that Thor was trying to hide a smile, Sif's face was contorting to try and keep herself from laughing, Darcy was nowhere to be found, more than likely resting in the healing room, Frigga was still having that look that said 'you are in serious trouble, mister!', but when he looked at Jane, he felt like time had stopped, his heart was racing like crazy, and his mouth was dry. 'I wish that I could lay my lips on those divine, plum-like lips of hers, savoring their flavor. I wish that I would hold her, shielding her from her nightmares, drying her tears, replacing them with happiness and smiles.' He thought to himself as he was lifting a goblet of wine to his lips, but missed as the wine was falling onto the front of his pants, embarrassing him in the process. Loki embarrassed yet again left the feasting hall to his chambers, still embarrassed about the failed attempt at wooing Jane. When he got there, he lay on his bed trying to come up with another way of wooing Jane, without the interference of Thor or anyone. He was taking a bath before getting himself to bed when he was dreaming about her.

"Loki, stop!" she yelped when he nipped her shoulder. "Make me, my dearest." He growled while pinching her butt. She giggled while trying to get him away enough to put on her dress. She turned and kissed his chin, trailing down his neck, nipping on his Adam's apple, and finally getting to the base of his neck, pressing lingering kisses, while he tipped her head up, kissing her senseless. "I love you, my darling Jane." He said wrapping his arms around her. "As I love you, my sweet Loki." She said while he threaded his fingers through her hair. He carried her bridal style back to the bed, her long chestnut hair splayed on the pillow when he sat her gently on it, kissing her everywhere, getting to her earlobe, where he nipped it. He gazed down at his beloved, one hand caressing her cheek while the other smoothed over her stomach.

By the time he woke up, the water was warm, but he needed to get out of the tub soon before the water would be cold. He was in his pajama bottoms, walking over to the bed, hoping to somehow come up with another outrageous method of wooing Jane Foster. 'Jane, soon you will be mine my sweet girl, and I hope to be yours as well.' He thought to himself one last time before sleeping the night away.

If anyone at all has any crazy ideas as to what Loki's next attempt should be, please feel free to either review it or PM me your idea, if i like it i will mention you in the next chapter!

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