Naruto's Ninja Harem!

L.T: Sup, guys! This is my second attempt at a Naru-fic, and I hope it goes better. The Naruto in this story is my own version, so, depending on how I feel, he could follow the canon Naru, or be wildly out of character, whatever feels right. I guess it's not exactly a normal story. So, let's roll up our sleeves, and get to work!

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(To the tune of 'twas the night before Christmas')

T'was the night before Saturday, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a ninja was bored, and wanted to play. She decided to mess up the forth-coming day. With a dollop of lust, and a squeeze of delight, The Tailed Beast laboured, throughout the night. The work was completed, when morning was nigh. The Kyuubi sat back, and let out a sigh. "At last," she lamented, "My control I'll exert! This boy will become… the world's biggest…pervert…"

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Saturday morning dawned, and the only sounds from Naruto's apartment were the usual. Snores, followed by thumps, followed by cries of pain, obscenities, and more thumps. Naruto was waking up. The first thump? He fell out of bed. The cry? He'd landed on his skull. Swearing, he stumbled into the batroom, stubbed his toe, fell into the bath, and, in his wriggling to escape the evil shower-curtain of entanglement, he somehow had contrived to turn the shower on, full-blast, and soak himself with ice-cold water.

"Man, today is just NOT my lucky day…" Naruto sighed. He'd passed his Genin exam, pranked everyone in the village, and even developed an extremely inappropriate Jutsu that once worked against Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Third Hokage. Did the universe give him a break? No, it did not. Sighing, he opened his "Ramen Cupboard", seeking to console himself in his favourite food. Alas, however, not a single cup of instant ramen stood within. In a manner reminiscent of Homer Simpson, he fell to his knees, raised his arms and eyes to the heavens, and, weeping comically, howled,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

As the echoing shout resounded throughout the village, Naruto was already out of his door; speeding to the one place he could guarantee he'd taste his beloved noodle-based meal: Ichiraku Ramen.

As he hove into sight, the Ichiraku stand's shutters slammed up, and the smell that assailed Naruto's nostrils was… "MISO RAMEN, AYAME-STYLE!" an extra burst of speed, and the blonde was perched on his usual stool, where a bowl the size of a bird-bath waited, steaming in the morning sun.

Naruto thanked Ayame, kissing her on the cheek enthusiastically, before digging in with his customary lack of manners, too absorbed with inhaling his breakfast to notice the faint blush that warmed Ayame's cheeks, and finished in record time. "Thanks, Ayame-nee, I needed that!" he said, placing a ten-Ryo note on the counter, before adding another five one-Ryo coins. "A little extra, for such good food and prompt service!" the boy added cheerfully, strolling in the direction of the mini-market, in search of provisions to stock his cupboards with.

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ONE HOUR, TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES LATER:

Naruto staggered out of the N-Mart, almost hidden under the weight of several bulging carrier-bags. Unable to see where he was headed, he crashed into someone, and only held on to his groceries through sheer determination. Placing the bags down, he turned to see who he'd collided with, and smiled happily at the sight of Hinata Hyuuga, and bowed to her, greeting her as politely as he could. "Konnichiwa, Hinata-san," he whooped. "Great day, isn't it?" Hinata smiled timidly back, and replied in the affirmative. As the pair chatted for a while, a strange feeling washed over Hinata, but she was too focussed on not fainting, while still making coherent responses to her crushes' comments, that she missed it completely.

After fifteen minutes had passed, Naruto looked at his battered wristwatch. "Aw, crud! Look at the time, I gotta go, Hinata-san! I got a lot of things to do today, but I'll maybe see you later, kay?" Again, the strange power filled Hinata from top to toe, and she answered, in a manner that she would never have normally had the courage to, "Ummm, Naruto-kun? Would you mind… if I …spentthedaywithyou?" Naruto blinked as he tried to decipher the last part of Hinata's question. "Sure, I think I'd like that a lot!" he grinned. The two genin walked together, Naruto leading the way, Hinata following, as she tried to work out what had come over her, before dismissing it. She had an entire day in the company of the blonde jinchuuriki, and she wasn't going to waste a second.

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As Naruto put the last of the shopping on the table, he felt the urge to pee. "Hey, Hinata-san?" he called Hinata appeared in the doorway, and he asked, "I gotta go to the bathroom, would you mind putting these away in the cupboards?" Hinata nodded, and watched as Naruto disappeared through a door on the far side of the room. At once, she fell to her knees, clutching her head as a voice she didn't recognize echoed through her. 'OBEY…OBEY…OBEY…'

As the voice faded, Hinata rose. She knew what she had to do. She had to serve Naruto-sama, forever. She darted into life, seizing things from the bags and neatly stacking them in the correct cupboards. In mere moments, the cupboards were full and the bags were empty, but it wasn't enough for her master. Grabbing a brush from a corner, she swept the room, opened the windows, dusted the skirting, and was in the middle of washing up the dishes, when Naruto walked in, and…stopped. "Hinata-sa…" he began, making her jump. She spun on her heel, dropped into the seiza position, placed her hands on her knees, and bowed her head. "Y-yes, Naruto-sama?" Naruto was taken aback. Not only was a cute girl in his apartment, she was cleaning it! And, as if that wasn't enough, she was calling him sama?!

Naruto stared at the sight before him. The 'Hyuuga Princess', on her knees, in front of him, ready and willing to serve, was the sweetest thing he'd ever seen. "Stand up, Hinata-san." Hinata stood up immediately the words left his lips, but she admonished him, "No, Naruto-sama, please, don't call me 'san', I am your slave, not your equal… Naruto stared again, eyes bugging out of his head. This was almost too much. His brain could not cope. His eyes lost their focus, rolled back in his head, and he crumpled to the floor.

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NARUTO'S MINDSCAPE

"Uuuh..." Naruto opened his eyes, and saw nothing. "Hey, how about some light in here?" he called. Instantly, a warm glow brightened the surrounding area, until Naruto could see he lay in... "A sewer? Where the hell is this place, I've never been here before... have I?"

"This is no sewer, kit. This is in fact, your mind."As the deep, rumbling voice quieted, Naruto brought his hands up in a crane-style guard, and called out in challenge, "Who's there? I'm telling ya, you don't know who you're messing with!" the silence stretched, then the other voice returned, chuckling merrily. "Hehehehehehehehe...Idon't know who I'm messing with? My dear kit, I know exactly whose body I'm trapped in, thank you very much."Naruto's eyes widened as he took in the sight before him. Two pointed ears, red fur, two, glowing red eyes, one mouth filled with sharp teeth, two forepaws, two hind paws, and...One, two, three...NINE waving tails... "Oh, my kami..." Naruto breathed... the eyes blinked slowly at him, showing mild interest. "You're the...The Kyuubi No Kitsune, the Nine Tailed Fox!" Naruto yelled.

"Yes, Kit, I am, but listen! I don't mean anyone any harm. If anything, I surrender myself to you. I am trapped in your mind, and you could quite easily defeat me... it's a lot harder for me to even communicate with my 'host', shall we say. Oh, let me slip into something a little more...fitting..."As the Kyuubi finished speaking, a haze of light surrounded it. When the light faded, and elderly woman was standing before a bewildered Naruto. "Err, whoops," quavered the old lady. Again, the light. Now, a 6 year old girl sat on the floor, sucking her thumb. She stopped sucking, and pulled her thumb out with a 'pop'. Darn, once more," she said. The light reappeared a third time, cloaking the child. As it faded, the sight Naruto took in gave him a massive nosebleed. The teenage girl now before him was gorgeous. She had hip-length, dark-red hair that flowed like water. She had creamy, pale skin that almost glowed. Her emerald eyes held no sign of malice, instead filled with warmth, love, and...Fear? Naruto had noticed these attributes, as well as seeing that the Kyuubi had large, D-cup breasts, a pert, round ass, and long, smooth legs. Her nipples were a pale rose colour, and Naruto's thoughts ground to a halt. "N-n-naked lady!" he cried hoarsely.

The Kyuubi tilted her head on one side, closing her eyes, and smiled, giggling a little. "Like what you see, ne, Naru-kun?" she said, softly, but still loud enough for him to hear. Naruto staggered upright, and started to shake. "What's wrong with me?!" he wailed. The Kyuubi dashed over to him, and fell to her knees in front of him, her palms flat on the dank floor. "Naru-kun, what is it? Did I do something wrong?" she whimpered, her bottom lip quivering. Staring down at the penitent girl, Naruto started in fear. "You... demon-child... me... pain...you...fox..." he muttered over and over. Kyuubi's heart filled with sadness, and she threw her arms around the shocked teen, and burst into floods of tears.

"I'M SOO-HOORREEE, NARU-KUUUN!" she blubbered into his shoulder. "IT'S AAALLL MY FAAUULLTTT!" Naruto's arms folded around the sobbing girls back. Despite the fact that she was the Kyuubi, she was a crying girl right now, and Naruto never liked seeing anyone upset, even if they were the source of sixteen years of pain and humiliation. He rocked the sobbing woman in his arms, and held her until her tears dried. She pulled away, and wiped her eyes, sniffing as she did. "Naru-kun..." she whispered."Can you...ever forgive me?" Naruto looked at the being before him, and ... he didn't see the nine-tailed fox, the destroyer of the Leaf. He didn't see and enemy. He saw... a fragile, tender-hearted, open, loving girl, about his age, staring up at him with pleading eyes. Leaning over her, he knelt down, and kissed her on the mouth, eliciting a startled squeak from her. "Does that answer your question?" he said softly, and then yelled as the girl launched herself into his arms, repeating, "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" knocking him off his feet, and onto his back.

Perched on his chest, the girl's legs were slightly parted, giving a stunned Naruto a clear shot down between her thighs. "Um, Kyuubi?" he spluttered, before she closed her legs, and smiled warmly at him. "No, Naru-chan. Call me by my name, Kurama." "Ku-Kurama, then. Can you explain what's going on? Hinata's been acting strange, calling me her master, do you know why?" Kurama sat back, giving Naruto a good look at her tits. "As a matter of fact, I do. I'm the cause of the problem. You see, I'm in...Heat, and my hormones are going to affect the females around you, driving them to fulfil your every desire, in order for you to fuck them. As a result, you are now capable of cumming so much that the likelihood of you impregnating them is almost certain. Your stamina has also increased dramatically, meaning that you can now continue for hours without pause. I have given you my knowledge of all things sexual, although I myself am still a virgin. I got it from watching my previous host making love a lot; she was a sex-crazed maniac. And one last thing. I offer myself to you, and have transferred a jutsu that a friend of mine invented, called the Rasengan to you. It's easy, once you get the hang of it. Now, I will see you later, I'm sure." Kissing him again, Kurama smiled sadly. "Now, it's time for you to wake up, Naruto...

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