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Tori POV

I paced my room, frantically. I felt like I was having a panic attack. All the stress and complications of recent events have been getting to me. It was never this had before. I have to make sure Ryder doesn't say anything by offering me to him like I'm some kind of human sacrifice. Jade has to constantly stare the chiz out of Andre to keep from saying anything. My poor best friend, who hasn't said a word to me since he caught Jade and I in the janitor's closet, and that was like five weeks ago. All of this just so one boy doesn't find out. If you ask me, we are all doing a little bit too much for him just so his precious feelings are spared. What about my sanity?! Yes, Beck is my friend and I care about his feelings and everything but this stress is getting to be too much for me. And I could never make Jade break up with him, I wouldn't- couldn't do that to her. And to top it all off I have to meet up with Beck tonight so that he can teach me how to take risks. Ha! Can you believe that? I have to learn how to take risks from someone whose girlfriend I'm sleeping with.

"Oh my god, I'm going insane." I say to myself pulling on my hair and smiling nervously. There is a knock at the door. "Breathe Tori, breathe." I tell myself calmly, and quietly as I walk downstairs to answer it. I open the door and Cat rushes in. I let out a huge sigh of relief.

"Tori! Hi!" Cat said excitedly bouncing around everywhere.

"Cat! I'm so glad you're here I don't know if I could do this alone." I say closing the door behind me and sitting down on the couch resting my head against the back of it.

"No problem Tori! But how come you need me here?" Cat asked confused.

"Because of Beck." I say. Cat looks at me confused.

"Why? it's just Beck!" Cat said playing with her hair.

"Cat there are cookies on the kitchen counter why don't you go have some." I suggest staring at the ceiling. Cat grins at me.

"Thanks Tori!" She said as she took off toward the kitchen. Then a knock sounds from the door. My stomach drops and I feel like I'm going to throw up. I began popping a rubber band on my wrist several times to try to calm myself down.

"Tori? Do you want me to get that?" Cat asked with a mouthful of cookies. I shake my head no, and get up to answer the door. There's Beck with a stupid smile on his stupid face.

'Ugh! Why the chiz is he so happy?!' I think to myself. I return his smile with a fake one of my own.

"Hey, Tori! Are you ready?" Beck asked.

"As I'll ever be." I say with fake enthusiasm. He walks past me into, the living room. I follow him but go straight to the cookies stuffing two into my mouth before I say something I might regret later. I guess I must've just kept shoving cookies into my mouth because when Cat looked at the plate she pouted.

"My cookies..." Cat said sadly looking at the empty plate.

"I'll buy you some more later." I said with a mouthful, it came out as kind of a growl. Cat nodded happily.

"Are we going to leave soon?" Beck asked awkwardly standing in the middle of my living room. I nodded, grabbed my house keys, and practically run out of the door. The other two following close behind me.

~skipping~

I collapsed onto my couch as soon as I got home. My body was sore from the Gorilla. And for the third time that a knock came from the door. I groaned.

"It's open!" I call then bury my face in the couch pillow. The opened, then it closed, footsteps came to the couch and stopped.

"You really shouldn't leave your door unlocked, Vega. This is L.A." Jade warned. I grunted.

"I'm too sore to move, and besides my dad is a cop." Came my muffled reply. Jade chuckled softly. I turn my face so that I can see Jade in all her Jade glory. She was squatted down in front of me. She leaned up so that her lips were hovering over my ear.

"Sore, huh? Would you like it, if I were to give you a massage?" Jade whispered seductively. I smiled.

"I would LOVE that." I answer. She smirked, and stood up. She climbed on top of my back her knees on each side of my body, making sure I don't have an escape. Like I'd want to escape! I'm getting a free massage and possibly other things...

She pulls my shirt up exposing my back to her. She leans down her breasts pressing into my back. I have to suppress a moan.

"Do you have any lotion?" She whispers in my ear. I point to the coffee table. Jade sat back up, leaned over and grabbed the lotion. I heard her squeeze some into her hands. Then her hands are on my back, rubbing, and working magic. I moan loudly. Lucky for me my parents are at Trina's audition or wherever they are, I didn't really care at the moment. I was too busy being massaged by Jade. She slowly running her hands up and down my sides, they stop momentarily to grab my boobs. We're both moaning now. Her hands remove themselves from my chest and go to my neck. Suddenly someone decides to ruin the moment and walk in through the front door. Jade freezes, and I groan.

"I-I-I...uh sorry...I-I'm just g-gonna go!" I hear Andre's voice squeak.

"No," I call out bringing my face up off the pillow and turning my head to look at him.

"Stay." I tell him. He glances at Jade, who shoots him a pointed glare that I'm assuming says 'do what she says or else!'

Andre awkwardly walks over to the kitchen table. Jade leans down to kiss my shoulder, then gets off of me. I sit up straight and pull my shirt down so that it covers my torso. I grab Jade's hand then pull her over to the table to sit across from Andre.

"So why did you want me to stay, again?" He asks nervously. I sighed.

"Look, Andre you're my best friend. And I know, given the circumstances lately, that you're really uncomfortable around Beck, Jade, and I. It might help ease your stress if we talk about it. You can ask us questions if you want." I suggested. Andre looked uncertain for a moment.

"Fine, so when did this," He asked pausing to gesture between Jade and I.

"Happen? HOW did it happen?" He asked. Jade glared at him. Andre shrank back a little.

"Listen you little-"

"Jade..." I said in a warning tone. Jade let out a frustrated sigh. I put my hand on hers, and squeezed it gently.

"Well, we felt an attraction to each other when we first met. But we didn't do anything about our feelings towards each other until I helped Jade with her play." I explained. Andre looked confused.

"There was also that time we kissed after we got done at Karaoke Dokie." Jade said.

"Yeah but you went back to hating me, until I helped you with your play." I said. Jade nodded.

"So, what happened?" Andre asked.

"Well, after the play Jade came over and said she wanted to talk about the kiss. We did, and that ended with us both confessing our feelings about each other to each other, and then we kissed for the second time." I explained.

"That was also the night we first had sex with each other." Jade said.

"But if you two are in love why is Jade so mean to you all the time?" Andre asked. Jade rolled her eyes.

"Uhhhhh! Why are you such an idiot?!" Jade snapped. I shook my head at her.

"Jade, go sit on the couch." I commanded.

"But I-"

"Couch." I simply stated.

"But he-"

"Jade," I groaned.

"Couch now!" I sternly stated.

"Why yes, your excellency I'll go sit on the couch!" Jade said in her voice she uses to mock me with as she got up from the kitchen table and plopped down on the couch.

"I don't talk like that." I said frustratedly.

"Tori! Can we get back to my question please?" Andre asked.

"Sorry." I said. He nodded gesturing for me to answer his question.

"We don't want anybody catching on to us, and in order to do that Jade has to act like a gank to me like she did before we were involved." I explained. Andre chuckled.

"I'm not so sure she is acting." Andre joked. Jade growled from the couch.

"So, if you guys...er...girls were together since Jade's play, all those times Jade was mad at you were just her acting?" Andre asked.

"That sounds like a Jade question," I said turning around so that I was facing Jade.

"Hey, Jade if you promise to be nice you can come back to the table." I called to her in a sing-song voice. She glared, then pouted as she walked back over to the table and took her chair next to me. I smiled at her then at Andre.

"While you two converse I'm going to go bake some cookies." I said cheerfully getting up and going into the kitchen.

-Jade POV-

I watched Andre with a death glare. He smirked and made a whipping sound as he flicked his wrist.

"You're so whipped." He said chuckling.

"I'm still Jade, and I'll still kill you." I threatened clearly not amused by his comment. He looked utterly terrified and that made me smirk. After that we sat in silence for a couple of minutes, beside Tori's rustling and shuffling around in the kitchen. I was growing impatient by the minute.

"Didn't you have a question to ask me?!" I yelled.

"Jade be nice." Tori called from the kitchen.

"Uhhhh!" I groaned. Tori just gave a look that moms give their children when they don't behave. I rolled my eyes but gave Andre a fake little smile.

"Could you PLEASE ask me your question?" I asked through gritted teeth and venom dripping off my tone.

"Well...um...I w-was just wondering, i-if...you were acting a-all those times...w-when you were mad at T-Tori?" Andre stammered. I chuckled softly at his nervous and scared behavior.

"Depends," I say getting out of my chair and walking to his side of the table, I sat down in a chair next to him.

"What times are you talking about?" I asked in the most darkest, creepiest, and venomous tone possible. He squeaked petrified with fear.

"Oh dang, that's scary." He said in his usual 'Andre' voice.

"Okay, what about the time you had to be Tori's understudy?" Andre asked.

"Why, would you bring that up?!" Tori asked she set a full plate of cookies and a glass of milk down on the table in front of Andre. She also set a glass down in front of me too. I reached for a cookie but Tori slapped my hand away. I looked at her as if she had lost her mind.

"No! Those are Andre's cookies, I'll bring your's out in a minute." Tori scolded going back into the kitchen. I glared at Andre enjoying his cookies and mumbled to myself.

"Jade, the question." He prompted causing me to glare at him. I sighed.

"Nope, that was real." I answered.

"Even when you threatened to hit her with a bus?" He questioned with a raised brow.

"I never actually threatened to hit her with a bus. I just implied that if she were to get hit by a bus, I would probably be the one driving that bus." I said the last part turning my head and under my breath.

"Dang girl!" Andre said. I put my hands up in defense.

"Lover or not it was a lead in the play." I said.

"Gee, thanks Jade it's nice to know I mean so much to you." Tori said sarcastically as she set my plate of cookies in front of me, then sat down next to me. I leaned over and kissed her on the cheek.

"Okay. Well what about Prome? When you stormed in on the meeting and pushed Tori's laptop aside?" Andre asked.

"You noticed that? I thought you were too busy making out with Sherry to pay attention." Tori said. Andre shrugged.

"It's kind of hard not to notice Jade storming into anywhere." He stated.

"Yeah well I was pissed. It wasn't fair that her stupid Prom replaced Clowns Don't Bounce!" I said crossing my arms.

"And on top of it she made me Prom Queen and that stupid Doug The Diaper Guy Prom King!" I said.

"Hey, you brought him! And it's pronounced Prome." She corrected me.

"No on calls it that!" I argued. She just laughed and stole a sip from my glass of milk.

"Yeah, I'm sorry about your Clowns Don't Bounce by the way Jade." Andre said pushing his empty plate away from him.

"It's fine she made it up to me with sex anyway." I said looking at my still full plate.

"Jade!" Tori hissed, slapping me on the shoulder as she took Andre's plate to the sink. I smirked.

"Do you ever get jealous?" Andre asked.

"Do you even have to ask?" Tori said sitting back down next to me. I just rolled my eyes at her.

"Sometimes, why?" I asked suspiciously narrowing my eyes at him.

"Well do really have a right to get jealous? I mean you also have Beck who you constantly make out with in the hallways which everyone including Tori has to see. I don't think it's fair for you to get jealous whenever a boy...or girl for that matter approaches Tori in a flirtatious way." Andre said shrugging.

"Yes! Thank you! Finally someone who agrees!" Tori cheered happily. I shot daggers at Andre.

"Okay, this little question game is over! I think you need to leave." I stated with my arms crossed. Andre looked like I just killed his grandma or something.

"I-I didn't mean to offend-"

"Leave." I growled.

"Andre, you don't have to-"

"It's fine Tori, I'll see you at school." He said grimly as he got up trudged to Tori's front door and left. My smile returned to my face as I turned back to Tori.

"Well that was fun." I said with fake enthusiasm. She groaned frustratedly, then looked at my plate of cookies.

"Can I have a couple of those?" She asked sweetly.

"No." I said a smirk plastered on my face.