Me: Hey this Smokescreen2814 with the first chapter of Blue jay assassin!
Mordecai: Yeah! I'm gonna be assassin!
Me: You won't be like Ezio or Conner, but you'll be better that Rancis in Sugar Rush assassin.
Mordecai: Yeah cause I play the assassin's creed games and he only played the thrid one.
Me: Dude don't rub Rancis' face.
Mordecai: Okay sorry, let kick some Templar ass.
Me: That's the next chapter dude.
Mordecai: Aw what!
Me: You have to train first.
Mordecai: Ok but first the disclaimer. Smokescreen2814 doesn't own Regular show, Assassin's creed or any other character in this story.
Mordecai and Rigby are at the coffee shop drinking coffee. "I can't believe you're dating Margaret after the masters of darkness invasion." Said Rigby.
"Yeah well at least I earned that kiss after Django of the dead was gone and Dreadwing's funeral." Said Mordecai.
"He was a great hero." Said Rigby.
Margaret comes to the table. "Who was a great hero?" Margaret asked.
"Dreadwing, he showed us how to Django and he deserved to be a hero." Said Mordecai.
"Yeah that's true we'll never forget him." Said Margaret.
"Well see you later Margaret." Said Mordecai he and Rigby leave the coffee shop and walked back to the park.
"Hey I saved everyone from Hazel Bittersweet. While you were fighting Predaking." Said Rigby.
"Nothing can kill that guy." Said Mordecai.
"How many times did we try to kill him?" Rigby asked.
"Let see we tried crushing him with rocks, freezing, throwing a grenade in his mouth, Onua's strength, your armor, and the diet cola hot springs." Said Mordecai.
"Nothing can kill him. What was Shockwave thinking?" Rigby asked.
"Beats me." Said Mordecai.
Meanwhile in the park Skips is skipping in the woods looking for something because he heard something and went to go check it out. Then he gets the feeling like he's being watched then a man jumps down from a tree to attack Skips. But Skips counters and throws him at a tree. "Who are you?!" Skips asked violently.
The man didn't replied he took out and sword and charged at Skips. Skips dodges the sword strikes and stabs the man with a hidden blade. The man dies and Skips takes a look at him and sees a Red Cross on his uniform. "No it can't be. They're back?" Said Skips worried.
Meanwhile Mordecai and Rigby are back in the park raking leaves. "Man I saved the multiverse from a witch and I'm stuck here raking leaves." Rigby complained.
"Yeah well now you're raking leaves get use to it." Said Mordecai..
"I'm just saying I'm the Iron Raccoon, where's my Malibu beach house?" Rigby asked.
"Dude stop acting like a baby and get back to work." Said Mordecai.
Then Benson and Prowl roll in the cart. "We're working Benson? If you keep checking up on us, the slower we get the job done." Said Rigby.
"Oh I know Mordecai Skips need you right away." Said Benson.
"Alright Benson I'll go." Said Mordecai.
"Aw what!? I'm gonna rake these leaves by myself." Said Rigby.
"No, we're sending XJ-6 over." Prowl replied.
"She's a drama queen!" Rigby complained.
"I'm right here, Rigby." Said XJ-6 walking towards him. "Am I too good to work with the Iron Raccoon?"
"Oh shut up!" Rigby yelled out.
While Rigby and XJ-6 are agruing Benson's is turning red. "YOU TWO GET TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED! AND FOR YOU XJ-6 IT'S BACK TO THE BASEMENT!" Benson shouted.
Rigby and XJ-6 started raking leaves with fear in their systems. Mordecai started walking to Skips' house. Skips was in his house waiting for Mordecai and he walks in the door. "Hey Skips what's up?" Mordecai asked.
"You're here I got something to you." Said Skips he skips to a chest moving it to the left and opens a secret door that leads to somewhere. Skips and Mordecai are walking down the stairs and when they reached the bottom there's assassin's robes on a mannequin and on the table there's a tomahawk, flintlock pistols, sword, poison darts, dagger, rifle, rope darts, and Hidden Blade
"Whoa, what is this place?" Mordecai asked.
"My lair for you see Mordecai I was once an assassin in the assassin order." Skips explained.
"Wait you were assassin?" Mordecai asked confused because he knew Skips since day one he and Rigby worked at the park. He knew the reason he skips and his old name, but not the assassin part.
"Yeah we were at war with the Templars. An organization bent to create a new world, although their interpretation there for -emphasizing purpose, order and control over the freedom of individuals." Skips replied.
"But I thought they were video games villains in the assassin's creed series?" Mordecai asked.
"There's more to life then video games Mordecai and I want you to become a assassin." Said Skips.
"What? Skips I'm not right for the job." Said Mordecai.
"Mordecai, I knew you since day one, you and Rigby save this park more then Felix's medals. Plus I had a spirit vision and you're the one for the job." Skips explained.
"Well if you say so let's kick some Templar butt." Said Mordecai.
Skips stops him and pushes him back. "Are you crazy? You can't just put the assassin robes on just yet!" Skips replied.
"Aw what? But you said I'm right for the job." Said Mordecai.
"You can't just go to bed with samurai armor on and become a samurai the next morning." Said Skips. "You need to train and I will train you."
"Let's do this." Said Mordecai getting serious.
The song eye of the tiger comes on and Mordecai starts training. Mordecai is praticing jumping from tree to tree in a forest in Jasper, Nevada, he's doing good and jumps to a branch and lands on his nuts Skips shook his head in disappointment. Mordecai is back in Skips' lair praticing his archey and gets three bull eyes on the target. Skips is teaching Mordecai how to counter attacks his enemies and Mordecai failed. Mordecai is praticing his tomahawk skills and gets a perfect. The song ends with one month later Mordecai is putting on the robes and arming himself.
"Alright Mordecai I found where the Templars are." Said Skips.
"You do where?" Mordecai asked.
"Carnevil at the arcade. The core 4 and the wreckers don't know it's a trap." Said Skips.
"Alright let's go." Said Mordecai.
"There's a few things you should know before you go, you should know about eagle vision." Said Skips.
"Eagle vision?" Mordecai raised an eyebrow.
"It's a sixth sense that we assassins have, it helps us find hidden spots, allies, enemies, and indicated targets. Here's how you remember it blue are allies, white are sources of information or hiding spots, red are enemies, and gold indicated targets or any person of interest." Skips explained.
"Alright then thanks." Said Mordecai.
"Also use the universal bridge to get your destination and no one should know that you're an assassin or your friends and Margaret will be the main targets." Said Skips.
"Thanks Skips." Said Mordecai and goes through the universal bridge.
"Good luck Mordecai." Said Skips as the portal closes.
Me: I hope you enjoyed this story.
Mordecai: Dude some people will think this is a bad idea like that guy who gave you a bad review on Iron Raccoon.
Me: Mordecai let me tell you something me and other fans of Regular show think you have what it takes to be an assassin and a badass. People will tell you don't have what it takes to be assassin or badass. But you have to reach down inside and unleashed your inner badass.
Mordecai: Thanks smoke that may me feel alot better.
Me: Anyway please review and
Me and Mordecai: Stay frosty!