The Teen Titans Learn Each Others Little Secrets

Obviously, I don't own any of this stuff. :)

The Teen Titans were bored as heck one day. They were lounging around the tower while rain fell outside. There were no evil villains to fight or to crooks to catch.

Beast Boy was reading a comic book on the couch while Cyborg watched Bait Car on TV. Bored, Beast boy got up and started to head to his room.

He looked at Robins closed bedroom door. He knew Robin was upstairs, training, so he wouldn't be down for awhile. Beast boy had a nosy streak and always wanted to go snooping through someone else's room.

He crept in and shut the door and tiptoed around the room, looking at things. A second superhero costume, to wear when the first was being watched, a few fighting tools, some books, comic books, ordinary stuff.

Beast Boy opened a drawer and peered inside and got a shock.

Apparently it was Robin's underwear drawer. But instead of the typical manly boxers or briefs, there were black thongs.

Beast Boy busted out laughing and then quickly clamped a hand over his mouth when he heard a noise outside the door. He turned into a bug and nestled into the carpet by the wall when Robin suddenly came in.

Beast Boy scuttled out under the door, still unable to believe what he saw.

Cyborg got bored of watching TV and also had the idea of snooping. Starfire was in the kitchen, baking some horrible atrocity from her home planet so Cyborg tiptoed into her room.

There was a lot of girly stuff lying around, including bras and panties. Cyborg noticed something sticking out from under the round bed. Cyborg grabbed it and pulled it out. It was a porn mag! A buff naked man was posing on the front. Cyborg pulled out more and it was all buff men either posing or doing things with ladies. Judging by the way they looked, Starfire seemed to have a liking for hot Latino men.

Cyborg quickly stuffed all the porn back under the bed. He'd never expect Starfire to like looking at nudie mags.

He continued snooping.

Robin, done with training, got bored and wondered what the other Titans had in there room. He decided to go snooping in Cyborg's room.

Robin crept inside it and began looking around. There was a lot of electronic stuff. Cyborg had left his computer open so Robin took a look. Apparently Cyborg liked fan fiction! And he had even written some! Robin scanned through it. It was a dirty one, with Cyborg himself getting it on in a threesome with Starfire and Raven! It was extremely graphic and there seemed to being a lot of Cyborg shouting "BOOYAH!" while the two girls did things to his trouser snake. Robins jaw dropped.

Raven was sitting reading a book in her room and put it down, bored. She had done her meditation today, read for hours, and didn't know what else to do.

Why not go snooping?

She used her powers and appeared in Beast Boy's room and began looking through drawers and closets. Beast Boy had an awful lot of dirty clothes lying around. Raven wrinkled her nose and opened a bottom drawer and found a pair of pink panties.

Raven's eyes popped. Pink panties? What the heck did Beast Boy wear pink panties for?

Starfire entered her room at that moment to find Cyborg smelling a pair of her panties.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" she shrieked.

"Uh, uh, I-I-" Cyborg babbled.

"You are the thief of panties!" yelled Starfire. "You are the one who makes my panties disappear, especially my pink ones-"

"No! It's not me!" shouted Cyborg running from her room and into his-

-only to find Robin reading his smut filled fan fiction.

"WHAT THE HECK!"

Beast Boy heard the commotion and decided to head to his room.

Raven was looking the drawer with the pink panties.

"What the-RAVEN!" he yelled.

"Oh, crap," said Raven.

"The Titans all began yelling and chased each other to the living room.

"I'm not a panty thief!" said Cyborg. "I was just smelling them- uh-"

"That is disgusting!" said Starfire.

"I can't believe you wrote a smut filled fanfic about you, Starfire, and Raven!" Robin was looking at Cyborg.

"What?!" asked Raven, pissed.

"Hey! Well, Starfire looks at porn!"

Starfire blushed. "It is not mine, it belongs to a friend!"

"Nothing wrong with a little porn," said Beast Boy.

"Apparently, there is nothing wrong with wearing pink panties either," said Raven.

"Those aren't mine; I was holding them for a friend!" Beast Boy looked scared.

"Wait, my panties that pink often go missing!" said Starfire. "You have been stealing them!"

"Well, Robin has your black thongs!"

Robin turned red. Starfire looked confused. "I do not wear thongs."

"Those, are actually mine…" muttered Robin.

Cyborg busted out laughing and began dancing around, pointing gleefully at Robin. "Robin wears thongs!"

"I wear them because they allow better freedom of movement, like when I'm training and stuff!" Robin was redder than a tomato. "What business is it of yours?"

"Hey, wait a minute, what's in Raven's room?" asked Beast Boy. "Nobody went snooping in there?"

There were murmurs of no.

"I don't have anything so nearly embarrassing in there, not like you dweebs." Raven folded her arms.

"Mind if we take a look?" asked Beast Boy.

"That's my room!" said Raven. "You stay out!"

"You went snooping in mine!" said Beast Boy.

"And now we all know about something secret in our rooms, except for yours," said Robin.

Everyone was quiet and still for a minute. Then they all started running for Raven's room.

"Last one to find something embarrassing is a rotten egg!" shouted Cyborg.

"What?! NO!" shouted Raven.

She tried using her powers but Beast Boy turned into a giant snake and wrapped around Raven, giving the others just enough time to go barging into her room. Raven used her powers to get him off, but the others were already going through her stuff.

"OUT!" roared Raven.

Cyborg aimed his device on his wrist which a flashed a blinding light at her. Temporarily blinded, Raven stumbled about, cursing at them and levitating things toward them, but missing. Robin was dangling a pair of sexy red panties he'd found in Raven's drawer.

"Oooh!" said Beast Boy.

"That's giving me a new idea for my fanfic!" said Cyborg. "BOOYAH!"

"Raven wears extra mega jumbo pads for the period?" asked Starfire pulling a box out of huge sanitary napkins from a drawer.

"Get out of my drawers!" shouted Raven, still blinded. A book went flying toward Starfire's head, but of course it missed.

"Raven has a vibrator!" shrieked Robin, pulling it out of a drawer. "Dang, I might start writing my own dirty fics."

But Beast Boy found the most embarrassing thing. It was hidden in a box underneath where the vibrator had been. Beast Boy opened the lid and found-

"My Little Pony!" screeched Beast Boy. "You have all the Pony DVD's, and toys, and games-and-"

Raven's sight had come back. "THAT IS MINE! I MEAN NOT MINE-A FRIENDS AND-"

"Dude, Raven even has a My Little Pony Costume!" Beast Boy pulled it out. It was a once piece costume.

Everybody laughed at it.

It was war.

By the time Raven was done kicking all there asses, Robin was buried in a stack of Beast Boy's dirty clothes, a thong tied around his head. Starfire had been thrown into the lake outside, Cyborg had his circuits rerouted so all he could do was cluck like a chicken, and Beast Boy had his head shoved down a toilet.

Raven locked herself in her room and petted one of her My Little Pony stuffed toys. "It's okay, my widdle pony, nobodies gonna hurt you!"

That was the last time anybody went snooping in each other's rooms...