Okay so this is just a little taste to see if anyone even likes the idea. If not I won't continue, so if you could review that would be super awesome. Also, I would love to know what your favorite quotes from the movie are. I think I really like "It's so stimulating being your hat!" and "Did she say it?" and "Smell! Bad!" and "I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now. THAT'S NOT HARD IS IT?"

Anyway, please review!

"I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now!"

Meagan closed her eyes and prayed that when she opened them, she would be at home with her sister, but when she finally cracked an eyelid, there she was staring at the doorway to the Labyrinth. That damned door that once opened would change her life forever and send her on a journey she shouldn't even be on. If only she could hold her tongue, she would never have said those words if she knew the Goblin King would actually steal her sister away.

"I want my sister back!" Meagan cried knowing he was behind her.

"What's said is said, you can't have her back."

She turned around and gasped. The Goblin King, Jareth, was beautiful. She'd seen the movie before and had completely fallen for David Bowie in all his gaudy splendor, but this Jareth was somehow even more gorgeous. He had the same hair and clothes, but he looked younger, closer to her age, and his eyes were as cold as ice. The full force of their hazel brown gaze was freezing her from the inside out. He was a dark God.

"I have to have her back. How will I ever explain this to my parents?" She beseeched, giving him her best puppy dog face.

He shook his head. "Such a pity. Very well, if you are set upon this, you may go and retrieve her."

"That's not the line." She mumbled, but figured this whole adventure wouldn't fit the Jim Henson script and let it go.

"I beg your pardon?"

"Never mind. Continue."

He cleared his throat. "She's there in my castle." He pointed a glovedhand out the window of her bedroom to the biggest maze Meagan has ever seen. She stared in dismay knowing she'd have to forged through that whole thing if she ever wanted to see her sister again. "Do you still want to go after her."

Meagan sighed. "Yes. I'm afraid I have to."

"You have thirteen hours to reach the soul of the Labyrinth before you sister becomes one of us forever." He disappeared, his voice lingering a few seconds afterward. "Such a pity."

"Fan-fucking-tastic." She snarled snapping back to the present. "I hope you appreciate all the shit I'm doing to save you, Rae!" She shouted at the Labyrinth.

Buzzing came from her pocket. Startled she reached down and grabbed her phone, pressing the talk button before placing it against her ear. "Hello?"

"Thanks a lot, jerkwad!" Rae shouted into the receiver.

"You're okay?" She gasped. "Wait a second, how do we have service?"

"I'm fine and we have twelve bars here. Now get your butt over here now. I'm surrounded by stinking goblins and chickens. Aren't they only supposed to steal babies anyway?"

"I thought so too, but apparently they also take obnoxious twin sisters."

"Shut up and save me. *shriek*"

"What happened?"

"Did you know some goblins can fly?" She answered shakily.

Meagan gave a forced laugh. "Just hold tight, I'll be there as soon as I can."

"I'm so screwed."

"Totally."