Hello everyone! I felt happy with the reviews on the first story I published I decided to publish this one! This one actually has a plot with real dialogues...

Review again :) and criticism is gladly accepted.

Disclaimer: I do not own GINTAMA, all credits belong to sorachi-sensei. Except for this fic.

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Don't stare in space too long because people will think your an idiot.

Staring at the azure sky enveloping the heavens with gleeful sunlight peeking out from the outline of the fluffy white clouds I stood a dazed about a hundred meters above the ground. Beautiful feathers danced softly as a breeze passed by. Looking to the side an angelic figure can be seen hovering three feet away from me. Pale complexion and bright golden brown hair, he reached his hand out -

"the heck? Earth to china!? Hello?" said the voice coming from inches beside me. My trail of thoughts shattered as the voice continued.

"Are you dead?" grinning, the person said with an annoying tone.

"It's none of your business stupid, and how long have you been standing there!?"

"Since I was calling out to you and you weren't responding, you're staring into space like a total idiot." the boy said with his trademark deadpan expression.

" I AM NOT AN IDIOT! " irritated, I sent a punch towards his face but he easily dodge it. I then attacked with a barrage of punches and kicks but the agile boy just kept avoiding with ease.

"Isn't it a little too early for you two to be killing each other?" A man with silvery curled hair entered the room with his usual dead fish eyes.

"Uhh , no ... sensei, this jerk needs to be taught a valuable lesson of not getting on other peoples nerves!" I said while still sending a flurry of kicks and punches.

"sensei! This brat needs to be taught a lesson of listening to people when their giving out clever insults early in the morning".

"SO YOU WERE JUST INSULTING ME AFTER ALL!? SENSEI! SOMEONES GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW! PLEASE CALL A MORTICIAN!"

"A mortician? What happened to the ambulance?"

"SCREW THE AMBULANCE! YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!" I was about to strike the part of his body which was the root of all evil when the said teacher knocked both our heads together.

" Oi! You disrespectful little brats! Your getting detention after class!"

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Yes we are at school, and yes this jerk always gets me in trouble. I'm actually use to it since we've been doing this for about a year.

My name is kagura, I'm 5'1" tall with blue eyes and they say I have a really cute face! What's really eye catching about me is that I have vermilion colour hair! I mean how many people has that huh? And yes, it's natural.

Ohhh,.. and if you're wondering about the jerk earlier, he's my classmate slash rival Okita Sadist Sougo. I can't really remember how it happened. One day I was walking and our eyes met, from that moment we knew we hated each other's guts. And the fact that I accidentally threw my lunch one time in the cafeteria, I slipped ok? He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time! I can still recall the horrid look on the other student's faces and the glares I received from his fan girls. Good times! Good times.

From then on, every time we would see each other, we would start out with a battle of insults then engage in dangerous hand to hand combat resulting in multiple property destruction.

Right now we're having math class. And I'm not listening to Ginpachi sensei... who cares about the relationship of X and Y? Can't Mister X understand that miss Y doesn't want to be with him? Mister X keeps on his futile attempts to attract miss Y with big numerical values! At this rate she'll never find true love in the arms of variable Z!

Maaa... who cares? They're not even edible! I was about to eat an early lunch when someone threw a scrunched up paper at my head!

"oww! Who the hell..!?" I looked around and grabbed the piece of paper which landed on my desk. Inside was a distorted drawing of a girl with the word you.

Infuriated I stood up and grabbed the perpetrator's collar "Why you!"

"Sensei! China's assaulting me!"

"It's his fault! Look at this! He clearly wants to die!"

"Oi ! quit disturbing my class!" the perm head said not bothering to turn around

" What are you talking about china? I'm just sitting innocently here stabbing needles in this hijikata doll".

" Oi! How the hell is that innocent!?" said the doll, I mean hijikata.

"shut up mayo freak!" I said while glaring daggers at the male's head.

"shut up, you chain smoker!" said the sensei with a stick in his mouth that emits smoke still claiming it to be a lollipop.

"Die hijikata!"

"why you!"

And the class had to be stopped because chairs and tables started flying in the air. The voice of shinpachi can be heard calling out for an ambulance and probably a vet for the injured gorilla.

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"Why am I being sent to the principal's office?" the raven hair man said as he applied a pack of frozen vegetable on his black eye. Truth be told, he was only collateral damage.

"Why am I sitting next to sadist?!" the vermilion headed girl said while eating a pack of her favourite pickled seaweed.

"why am I so handsome?" the auburn haired boy said earning a glare from the two.

"TO HELL WITH YOU!" The two screamed in unision.

"STOP CORRUPTING PEOPLES MINDS!"

"Uhhh no, your head was already rotten in the first place. You can't kill what's already dead."

"Uhh no... I think the real question is , WHY THE HELL AM I BEING SENT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!? I AM TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL FOR HEAVENS SAKE!" weeping in a corner, the said perm headed teacher is silently cursing his student for degrading his status this low.

The office door opened and out came the secretary; she is something this modern technology developed. A robot secretary that functions as an assistant, a maid and a security guard! She has over a hundred collectable parts and is sold for limited time offer so call now!

"What the hell? She is indorsing herself..."

"You may enter the office now" said the robot named Tama.

At the office.

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"How many times must I see you people in a week?" The so called principal stared the troublesome guests in front of her table. Her face is filled with wrinkles signifying her non-youthful age. But her eyes are those that belong to a once powerful woman who fought with dignity and grace back in the days. Too bad everything in the world has to decay just like her beauty.

"Um, that depends. I can't see you during Tuesdays because I have cleaning duty"

"No one cares china"

"Teme!"

"QUIET!"

" sigh... YOU TWO!" pointing out to the troublemakers "I'm putting you in a couple counselling program!" The old woman named Otose said.

"WHAAAAAAT!?" the two grimaced as Ginpachi can be seen fainting in the background.

"Couple counselling, a friend of mine just opened one up and would love to experime- I mean help in your case. You will attend it every Saturday with the hopes of finally reducing the schools budget regarding repairs and replacements".

"what was that? Did I hear it right? She's going to treat us like lab rats?" As soon as Ginpachi regained consciousness, he once again fainted after hearing what the auburn haired boy said

"Stupid sadist..."

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Worst day ever

(A/N) Umm soo? Dunno what to say...

By the way, the first paragraph was kagura recalling a dream she had,.. well get to that...

Reviews :) (please state if I was incorrect in any grammars or spelling. )