Ore-Sama: Another crappy random-ass prompt. This is based on Fujii Takashi's Oh My Juliet.

Warning: Yaoi and no-good plot grammatic error. The plot twist was Iwss's idea.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kazuki Takahashi or Fujii Takashi.

"Class, we have a new student joining us today. Please welcome Florence Bakura." The teacher announced to the class.

"I'll make this simple. Don't cross me, and I won't hurt you." Bakura said coldly. He noticed two sexy boys hanging off of Melvin Ishtar, and old... friend of his. He took a seat in the back, and proceeded to spend the entire lesson staring at the two guys hanging off of the spiky-haired Egyptian. One was an adorable albino boy who had similar clothes to Bakura, and the other was a dark-skinned boy with bleach-blonde hair, and was wearing a short sleeved lavender hoodie that exposed his midriff, and a pair of tight leather pants that showed off the ass that was the source of his sexiness.

When the lunch bell rang, Bakura slowly packed up his bag while staring at Melvin's boy toys. He headed over to the lunch hall, and a tall muscular guy with extremely thick eyebrows and green hair decided to trip Bakura.

"Oops! Didn't look where I was going!" The kid laughed. Bakura mentally jotted down his features so that he didn't forget to kill the horrifically ugly creature. Bakura just spent half of the lunch staring at Melvin's crew, until he decided to do something. He used his magical powers and summoned a stage for him to dance upon. Four boys joined him on the stage, and Bakura began to sing and dance his frustration away. However, when Bakura shot Melvin's babes with an imaginary lovebeams, the two actually came up onto the stage, and danced extremely phallic dances.

Afterwards...

"Melvin, we're breaking up with you to go out with Bakura." Marik informed Melvin.

"What? But why?" Melvin pleaded.

"Actually..." Bakura coughed, "Melvin, if you want to join us... I'd be perfectly willing."

"What!?" Ryou cried.

"The truth is that Melvin and I were... friends with benefits for a long time, and if you want to continue with how things used to be Melvin..." Bakura didn't feel the need to finish his sentence.

"Hell yes!" Melvin yelled.

And so, the four proceeded to make lemon juice with their keys and keyholes all night long, proving absolutely nothing. The end.

Ore-Sama: I believe I spent about a half hour actually writing this. Please review!