Don't Own Naruto, if I did shit like this would not be necessary.

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In Honor of Naruto Shippuuden Manga Chapter 631.

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"I'm going to... Become Hokage" Sasuke declare to everyone.

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*BANG!*

And Sasuke fell to the ground with blood flowing from his headless neck.

All eyes turned to see,

Naruto,

Holding a shotgun.

"NARUTO! WHAT THE HELL!" Sakura screeched,

*BANG!*

And so Sakura died as well,

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"Alright Listen up all of you!" Naruto yelled out,

*Points at Madara and Obito* "Fuck You!",

*Points at the Hokages* "Fuck You!",

*Points at the Juubi* "Your Cool" *Gets a thumbs up in return*,

*Points at everyone on the battlefield* "Fuck All of You to Hell!",

Naruto then turns to Hinata "except you" he then activated the Rinnegan and blasted everyone except Hinata away,

He then used Mokuton to create a house with he pulled Hinata into,

Moaning soon followed,

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During Naruto and Hinata's private time, the Juubi broke the link between it can the Uchihas and killed them before splitting its godly powers in two and fusing it with Naruto and Hinata,

Making them Gods who would spend the rest of their now immortal lives as the supreme rulers of the world.

And all was Right.

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Come on, you all know you agree with me.

Seriously,

If Kishimoto does make Sasuke Hokage then I will lose every little bit of respect I had for him.