Chapter 1-

L sat in the corner of the room, glancing at Light. Why did he have to be so goddam perfect? Of course L wasn't TOO bothered about his appearance but he couldn't help but think that maybe if he had been born like Light Yagami;smart, popular and healthy as well as fairly normal, then maybe his quality of life could have been 35% higher than it currently was. I mean, face it, Light received all of the respect whilst they cringed at the sight of L. The poor raven haired man had but one advantage over Light, he was smarter. His mind worked faster and he had never been wrong in his life. Fair enough, that day when he had a terrible head cold he mistook chocolate cake for coffee cake but that doesn't really count. Light always overlooked things and although he was a genius, L had an analytical mind and worked much like a machine, to Lights disdain. Of course, he couldn't let KIRA know he was jealous of him, he was L the great mastermind, with a heart of ice (he didn't know when and where that popped up) and to let Light know he was remotely jealous would be like revealing the vulnerable chink in his armour. He was already at his wits end with the chain and everything, yes it would keep Kira out of trouble but with a great sacrifice. L longed for his personal space, not for whiney Light to be a burden. It was always, 'Why don't you just go to sleep for gods sake' and 'Cake again? What a man wouldn't give for a decent sushi...'

Light had no respect for L at all, therefore raising the possibility that he were Kira. Light always seemed to get so angry when L said his suspicion percentages, to a point where he punched and beat him. Not that L cared of course, Light could pack a punch but they were nothing compared to the detectives kicks. Just as well, or L might have found himself lying unconsious on the floor quite a few times. At that momeng, Light pivoted to face L and gave him a look of disgust.

'Ryuzaki, do you never shower? And quit the staring, its creepy...'

'Light-kun of course I shower. Perhaps Light-kun would like a shower soon?'

'Well yes, but we'd have to remove the chains,'

Chapter 1-

L sat in the corner of the room, glancing at Light. Why did he have to be so goddam perfect? Of course L wasn't TOO bothered about his appearance but he couldn't help but think that maybe if he had been born like Light Yagami;smart, popular and healthy as well as fairly normal, then maybe his quality of life could have been 35% higher than it currently was. I mean, face it, Light received all of the respect whilst they cringed at the sight of L. The poor raven haired man had but one advantage over Light, he was smarter. His mind worked faster and he had never been wrong in his life. Fair enough, that day when he had a terrible head cold he mistook chocolate cake for coffee cake but that doesn't really count. Light always overlooked things and although he was a genius, L had an analytical mind and worked much like a machine, to Lights disdain. Of course, he couldn't let KIRA know he was jealous of him, he was L the great mastermind, with a heart of ice (he didn't know when and where that popped up) and to let Light know he was remotely jealous would be like revealing the vulnerable chink in his armour. He was already at his wits end with the chain and everything, yes it would keep Kira out of trouble but with a great sacrifice. L longed for his personal space, not for whiney Light to be a burden. It was always, 'Why don't you just go to sleep for gods sake' and 'Cake again? What a man wouldn't give for a decent sushi...'

Light had no respect for L at all, therefore raising the possibility that he were Kira. Light always seemed to get so angry when L said his suspicion percentages, to a point where he punched and beat him. Not that L cared of course, Light could pack a punch but they were nothing compared to the detectives kicks. Just as well, or L might have found himself lying unconsious on the floor quite a few times. At that momeng, Light pivoted to face L and gave him a look of disgust.

'Ryuzaki, do you never shower? And quit the staring, its creepy...'

'Light-kun of course I shower. Perhaps Light-kun would like a shower soon?'

'Well yes, but wed have to remove the chains,'

'I'm afraid I cannot do that.' L's monotone voice cut through the air like a scythe.

'Well how else am I meant to shower...?'

'With me of course.'

The expression on Light's face was just priceless, but feeling a pang somewhere deep inside him, L decided that he'd had enough fun with the poor boy.

'Aha I was kidding, you may shower in privacy but i would have to be in the room with you.'

A smile twitched across his usually sullen features and he watched as Light's expression chanhed from horrifed, to relief, to anger then sighing heavily.

'Ok, Ryuzaki' Light sighed. 'I would like to shower now, if that's ok with you.'

'Sure, just let me get my things, while Light-kun is showering I need something to do.'

In the end, L sat in his crouched position on the (closed) toilet, playing with a Rubix Cube.

L grumbled to himself. Damn Rubix cube, to him it was unsolvable. This was more Nears speciality. Heh, maybe he'd invite the trio round soon for a reunion or something. They'd certainly cheer him up, no doubt. Though, he'd have to stock up on chocolate, video games and lego, to keep them all happy. Come to think of it, it was October 26th, it was his birthday in 5 days. Perhaps the task force could throw a party... Or better still, they could travel to England and go back to Wammys for a while. Watari would benefit greatly from it, as well as the raven haired detective himself.

Light stepped out of the shower, towel around his waist, and dripping, his caramel hair soddn and flat. 'What are you looking so happy about?' He shot at him, although it was good natured ; his shower had relaxed him greatly.

'Oh, just something... I was thinking, we all need a vacation...'

Light feigned surprise. 'Woah Ryuzaki, I didn't know you took VACATIONS!'

'Well, I do, but only at this time of year. For my birthday.'

'Right... So where are we going...?'

'England, to see my successors and my previous place of residence.'

'Aaaand when are we leaving...? Poor Light had a bad feeling about this...

'Tonight, if Watari agrees.'

So that was the first chapter of... 'Back to Wammys'!

Sorry I changed the name, I decided to change the plot completely.

I hope you guys enjoyed this, I'll try and update as much as possible. Ill definately update sooner if I get comments etc *hint hint*This is my first fan fiction by the way so yeaaah... It's not gonna be great, but hopefully I'll improve. By the way I know one of the tags is 'yaoi' but there will be NO graphic yaoi or anything, I'm 13 years old XD Although there will be a gay relationship, and quite a few pairings.

Disclaimer:

I do not own Death Note, if I did then L, Mello and Matt would NOT have died. I do not own the characters they belong to Ohba-san and the other creator (ive forgotten) so yeah. I don't make any money from these writings.