TWO MONTHS AFTER 'DATING THE DUELIST'

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Summoner Jay Badger, commonly known only as 'Badger', was an interesting character. No one seemed to dislike him; he was on friendly terms with ALMOST everyone in the league. From in-jokes with Jericho Swain of Noxus, to football with Jarvan the 4th, to workouts at Dr. Mundo's gym, to dates with the Grand Duelist, Fiora, Badger was liked by almost everyone.

The tiny master of evil looked into his crystal ball and scoffed. Why did anyone like this idiot? He seemed to act with only the smallest interest in situations, as though he glided through life.

"Foolish Badger, your life of happiness and cheer will soon be crushed by me, VEIGAR!" (Insert generic evil laughter here).

"Veigar, are you talking to yourself again?" he heard a voice call to him.

"No, shut up Morgana, I am talking to... err… the wall" Veigar retorted.

He could have sworn he heard a heavy sigh, and the term "dumbass" comes out of her mouth.

…

Badger was sitting at a table at Rumble's pub, also known as the 'Pumble'.

Beside him sat his friends Genesis, Ezreal, and Jayce.

Ezreal was rambling on about a new discovery of his, while Jayce was eying and flashing smiles at various women around the pub, none of which returned his gaze.

Genesis was talking about how great Lee Sin was, and Badger was picturing Fiora in a maid outfit.

Badger was shaken out of his fantasy by an all too familiar voice.

"Good morning, my sweet" Fiora whispered in his ear.

Badger blushed, and then grinned.

"Good morning, Fiora" he said.

At the sound of 'Fiora', the other men at the table stopped what they were doing.

Jayce slicked his hair back, and uttered a low "Hello", prompting a kick in the side by Ezreal.

Genesis shrugged, and went back to downing his drink.

"So, what are we going to do today?" the Grand duelist asked her special friend.

Badger leaned back and thought for a moment.

"We could go watch some matches?" He suggested.

"Or…" Fiora said.

The other members of Badger's party intently listened as Fiora whispered in his ear.

She was crafty, however, and managed to say what she needed without the eavesdroppers hearing a thing.

Badger smiled, nodded, and got up.

Taking the Grand Duelists' right hand in his left, he gave his friends his trademark salute, and walked away with his date.

"Lucky bastard" Ezreal bemused.

"Ez, shut up, you have girls after you all the time" Jayce said, mockingly.

"I'm pretty sure that Lux doesn't count as a girl, I'm guessing she's probably a spawn of the Baron Nashor" Genesis chimed in.

The three laughed, though all knew that if the 'lady' of luminosity ever heard what they said, they'd all die grisly deaths.

…

Badger looked at the stained glass windows of the clock tower, the craftsmanship was amazing. He gazed over at his lovely companion; Fiora herself seemed just as lost in the rays of color coming through.

"I've never shared this spot with anyone before, it's my favorite place to spend my free time" She said, quietly.

"I'm surprised no one else has discovered it, it truly is fantastic" Badger said, a glint in his eye.

He looked at Fiora, the rays of light illuminated her hair and made her armor shine, she looked like an angel come to Runeterra.

NOTHING LIKE YOU, KAYLE, YOU HARDASS

"Hey, Fiora" Badger said, suddenly.

She looked at him, and gave him a puzzled look.

"Yes, Badg- Jay?" She asked.

"Why are you sharing this with me? If this is your most personal space, and everything?" Badger asked her.

Fiora did her best to hide a blush.

"I like you a lot; I enjoy our time together... and... I trust you" she confessed.

Badger grinned "Damn, I'm so good" he thought to himself.

He looked into her eyes, they reminded him of emeralds.

She looked at him; their faces were only inches from one another.

"Jay…" she whispered.

"Fiora…" he said.

They leaned their faces towards one another.

…

ULTIMATE CLIFFHANGAR MOFOZ!

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Back at the Pumble, Ezreal, Jayce, and Genesis remained at their table, watching matches on one of the various league streaming devices.

Ezreal groaned at the sound coming from the table next to theirs.

Volibear, Olaf, Tryndamere, and Sejuani were all hammered to hell, and were being very disruptive.
"Damn Freljordians" he muttered his breath.

"Hey!" yelled Sejuani, stumbling over.

"Oh shit" Ezreal thought.

"Yeah, Sejuani?" He asked her, terrified.

"Not you pretty boy, the prettier boy, the one with the hammer" she said, clearly drunk out of her mind.

Jayce blinked, surprised.

"Me?" He asked.

"Yeah, you, uhh… hammer guy" She said.

"Yup, that's my name" he said, flashing a smile.

"We're going upstairs right now, problem?" She asked, slamming her fist on the table.

Genesis choked on his drink, and looked at Jayce, bewildered.

Jayce gave him a wide grin and thumbs up, and then took Sejuani's arm.

"See you pansies later" he said, and took the winter's Wrath upstairs.

"Lucky Jayce" Ezreal mumbled.

"Ezreal! There you are! I finally found you after a week!" A cheery voice called.

"OH FUCK NO!" Ezreal cried.

A second and a flash of light later, and the prodigal explorer was gone, leaving a slight burn spot on the seat.

"Oh well, I'll keep looking" Lux said, happily, "maybe I'll just watch him while he's sleeping".

She turned and skipped out the door.

Genesis just shook his head, and looked around the bar.

Volibear, Olaf, and Tryndamere had actually passed out from their alcohol consumption.

Mundo was lifting chairs above his head, and professing something about "going where he pleases" prompting angry rants from Rumble.

He saw Garen and Katarina sitting down having lunch and sighed, Garen was so lucky.

"I need a refill" he said to no one in particular.

Walking over to the main bar, he overheard a very familiar fox girl's voice flirting with the Artisan of War, Pantheon, through a crack in the roof.

He also heard the clanging of steel and the loud yelling of Pantheon's on and off consort, Leona.

"It's not what it looks like!" He heard the Rakkor warrior say.

"It's totally what it looks like" Genesis thought to himself.

Walking over to one of the various beer kegs, he began pouring himself a new drink.

The Pumble was awesome because it had totally self-serving free refills.

He grabbed some ice, and sat back down at his table.

As he moved the glass to his lips, he looked down.

His beer was a neon green color, with two yellow dots in the middle.

He blinked and rubbed his eye, "maybe I've had enough" he said.

That's when one of the dots winked.

"Sup" Said ZAC.

Genesis yelled, chucked his glass across the room, and ran out of the Pumble.

"Great, my head's out, now to just get the rest of myself together!" ZAC said, forming a mini version of himself.

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Badger sat alone in his apartment that was given to him by the institute of war. After he and Fiora had shared a special moment, she had requested to meet him here later, as to what purpose, she hadn't said.

He thought for a moment about his friends, and what they were doing.

He heard a cry for a moment, and saw a large flash of light out of the corner of his eye.

"I'll get you eventually, Ezreal! You can't run forever!" a high pitched voice yelled.

"WHUP WHUP WHUP WHUP WHUP" Came a loud response.

As Badger sat there, in reflection, he heard a knock on his door.

"Come in, it's open" he called, and then looked back out the window.

Badger didn't notice a strange looking woman walk in, she wore a red and white kimono that revealed her shoulders and accentuated her large bust. Her legs from her thighs down were very much revealed, and golden eyes peered at the distracted summoner.

By far the most interesting things about this woman were the nine white tails sticking out from her back, and the two large ears sticking up from her head.

"Hello, summoner" Ahri said, cheerfully.

"Oh, hi Ahri" Badger said, nonchalantly.

That's when it dawned on him, Ahri was in his apartment, and his girlfriend was going to be coming over soon.

"Ahri, you need to be scarce, right now" Badger said, worriedly.

"Wow, normally I like dinner first, but okay!" the fox girl said happily.

With one quick motion, the top of her kimono was on the floor, revealing her large breasts.

Badgers mouth dropped, he could have sworn he felt the carpet on his chin.

Using his hand, he propped it back up.

"Ahri, seriously, get going" He ordered.

"Dirty boy…" She said, and then let the rest of her clothes fall off.

Badger tried to use all of his will to look away, but still couldn't stop staring at her gorgeous body.

Using every last bit of willpower, he shut his eyes, stood up straight, and moved his arms to the side.

That's when he heard the door of his apartment open again.

Fiora walked in to Badger's apartment, humming a song to herself, today was going to be very special.

Walking in, she saw Badger is standing in the middle of his living room, arms stretched to the side, eyes closed

"Look! I'm not doing ANYTHING! NO HANDS!" He cried.

Looking to her right, Fiora saw the completely naked Ahri grinning at her, she didn't say a word.

"I'M INNOCENT, SEE? I'M NOT REACHING, I'M NOT TOUCHING" The summoner continued

"Badger... the fuck is going on..." Fiora asked, unsure as to how to react

"Well... you see..." Badger tries to explain.

"I entered his house, tried to seduce him, and may or may not have misunderstood what he was saying, and now he's refusing to do anything and is standing there looking like an idiot" Ahri finished for him.

Badger looked at the fox girl oddly "Wait, that's exactly what happened, why are you telling the truth?"

Ahri shrugs, "You're no fun, and you don't want to do anything with me, so there's no point in trying anything further. Besides, I'm pretty sure if I said anything else, Fiora here would skewer me".

Fiora flips her sword out of its sheath, "Honesty didn't help you much either, you just told me you tried to seduce my boyfriend here" she hissed.

Ahri gulped, then grabbed her kimono off the floor, then jumped out the window

"COME BACK HERE YOU FOX SLUT!" Fiora cried, running to the window.

Ahri landed on something rather soft, and looked down. She had fallen on top of a summoner, clothed in dark blue robes.

Genesis looks up at the half naked fox girl sitting on his chest.

"Only Badger" he muttered under his breath.

"In a rush, my place, seven o'clock" Ahri whispers in his ear, then cheesed it down the street.

"WOOT!" Genesis cries.

"OOMF" He cries again, as Fiora lands on him

"COME BACK HERE!" She yells, racing down the street

"Hey Genesis, you okay?" Badger yells.

"Mommy the rabbits" Genesis responded.

Looking over to his left, he saw Teemo walking down the street, the yordle looked like he was having a good day, and was happily gathering mushrooms.

***AUTHOR'S NOTE***

Now we can't be having any of that…

FUCK YOU TEEMO.

"Look! There's one now!" Genesis cried, and the punted the little bastard over a building.

FUCK.

YOU.
TEEMO.
Badger watched, yelled a loud "Yes!" Then went back to looking out the window, he wondered when Fiora would give up on Ahri.

"Oh well" he said, "This'll be an interesting night".