It's me; it's me it's the Bamboowarrior! I'm back baby! It been a super long time since I've updated and I apologize. I'm here on Christmas! December 25, no school and no work and a bunch of free time to hang-out with friends, ski, play League of Legends and of course write another chapter of this awesome story! I wanted to get this out on Christmas so it might be a little rushed but it is what it is, hope you guys enjoy and I'll see you guys at the end!

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"Erza? What the hell are you doing here?" Natsu exclaimed, shocked by the sudden appearance of his former guild mate. Erza however didn't respond and instead continued to stalk her prey which caused Natsu to gulp nervously.

'There was always something about the way she looked at him that made him feel like there really was a fire in his belly. It was a weird feeling but it was something he never minded.' He wondered why he always felt like this with her around before the two were inches apart as Natsu waited for Erza to make the first move.

'She's either going to start yelling or I'm going to get punched in the face" he determined before closing his eyes and waiting to either hear the roar of a lion or feel the punch of a karate master. In the end though neither came and instead he felt two soft hands land on both his cheeks. When he opened his eyes his face and Erza's face were nearly touching which made his cheeks to go a bit red before Erza spoke.

"Natsu, I'm getting you out of here. We're going back to FairyTail right now" she instructed determinedly.

Now what Erza expected to happen next was simple. She predicted Natsu would be over-joyed with her appearance and plan. That he would immediately accept and come back to the place where he belongs with her. And that maybe afterword they would go on missions with each other and live happily ever after.

What actually happened was none of the above. At hearing the phrase "going back to FairyTail" Natsu's eyes went wide with horror.

'There was no way that was happening' he thought bitterly before taking both his hands and placing them onto Erza's cheeks, causing her to blush as her brain tried to process the situation.

'What's going on? What's he doing? Is this going where I think it's going?' she mused in her head while her heart started to race.

Now for those wondering Erza reads a lot of erotic novels in her spare time. And when a man and a woman both have their hands on each-other in these books will let's just say inappropriate and steamy situations tend to occur. And Erza being Erza may have taken things the wrong way as she gently closed her eyes and puckered her lips just going with the mood she set in her head.

Now Natsu on the other hand had no idea what was going on. He was about to say something informative and meaningful to Erza before said mage closed her eyes and put out her lips.

'Was Erza eating something sour? Why else would she be making such a funny face' he thought dumbly.

"Erza, stop making that silly face and listen to me" Natsu finally demanded, leaning in closer so their noses were nearly touching. Erza for her part opened her eyes confused at first before noticing how close they really were causing her entire face to glow red.

'What's he doing now? Is this a confession?!" Erza yelled in her head as images of their future soon flashed through her mind. Erza really needed to stop getting all her love advice from erotic novels because ten out of ten times love doesn't work like that.

"Listen here Erza, I'm staying here in Sabertooth until I beat Fairytail at the next GMG! I'm going to beat you, Grey, Laxus and even Gildart's if he's there dammit. And then after that I might come back" he taunted a completely stunned Erza. To say Erza was hurt and humiliated was an understatement. And like most girls who get embarrassed by the guy they don't know they like yet reacted as expected.

Letting go of her right hand from Natsu's face, the violent red-head cocked back said hand into a fist while keeping a firm grip with her left making sure the target didn't move. Natsu noticing the sudden pressure suddenly began to sweat nervously.

"Erza wait before you.." but he never got to finish as Erza's fist connected with Natsu's face causing him to go fly.

"Natsu baka, baka, baka" was all he heard which he thought sounded really cute before he felt the wall stop him. That didn't make a cute sound as after contact he slowly slid down it before hitting the ground.

"That hurt" the dragonslayer said before getting himself up. At first, Natsu was completely ready to fight Erza after the punch but one look at Erza stopped him. Her cheeks glowed red and combined with her facial expression only made him laugh.

"What's so funny?" Erza demanded as Natsu tried to settle himself down.

"Sorry Erza I've just never seen you look so cute" he responded which only made the blush on Erza's face redder, nearly matching her hair.

"You're not taking any of this seriously are you?" she asked trying to regain her composure.

"What's to take serious? I'm not going back to FairyTail" he said matter a-factly which didn't sit well with the feisty red-head.

"Natsu I don't know what kind of magic they put on you but I'm taking you back home. You don't belong here, you belong in Fairytail. Now tell me where your room is so I can get your stuff and we can leave this god forsaken place" she countered.

"My room?" he asked before remembering the two people who were still sleeping inside it as a cold sweat started to go down his back.

"Erza you can't go into my room because I'm not coming with you" he said trying to stop her but at the mention of not wanting her to enter his room Erza suddenly remembered the words Mira had told her before she left.

'I mean who knows what the three of them are doing at this moment; the three of them are all staying at the guild. I wonder if all three of them would sleep in the same room with each other or even maybe the same bed' is what Mira had said. Erza's eyes widen at this before glaring daggers at the suddenly defensive dragonslayer.

"Who's in your room?" she asked calmly, trying to keep her composure.

"How'd you know someone was in my…" he replied stupidly before he quickly clamped his mouth with his hands realizing the mistake he'd just made. Erza's eyes were blazing with anger before she quickly made her way up-stairs to see just who was in Natsu's room as the fire mage sped after her.

"Erza you can't go up there! You're not part of this guild" Natsu yelled trying to stop the raging women.

"Natsu, first I'm going to beat up the skank in your room then I'm going to beat your ass and then I'm taking you back home, so sit down and shut-up" she raged, searching each door before finally finding the one with the dragonslayer's name on it.

"Erza your drunk! There's nobody in there, now let's go downstairs and talk about all this" Natsu shouted trying his best to stop Erza from entering but it was too late. With a thunderous kick his door was swung open and Natsu could swiftly see his life flash through his eyes.

'It's over, I'm so dead' he thought before Erza took a couple of steps forward and couldn't believe it.

"There's nobody here?" Erza said, looking around the room and seeing nobody.

"Really?... I mean of course there's no one here" Natsu said as even he couldn't believe what had happened.

'Did Yukino and Minerva wake-up and leave?' he pondered before he froze when he heard a small yawn coming from the bathroom. At first, Natsu thought only he had heard the sound thanks to his superior sense of hear but when he looked at Erza the red-head was evidently looking at said door.

Without think Natsu quickly jumped in front of the door blocking Erza from going in.

"You don't want to go in the bathroom Erza. It's messy and hasn't been cleaned and would just scar you for life" Natsu said trying his best to scare off the red-head which obviously didn't work.

"Don't worry Natsu just think of me as a cleaner. If I find anything unpleasing I'll turn it into dust and put it in the trash for you" she said with a sick smile on her face before pushing Natsu out of the way and opening the door and finding…. Jemma pasted-out on the toilet?

Erza immediately shut the door and fell to her knee's clutching her stomach trying her best not to puke at the scene.

"Natsu what the hell is going on with this place!" Erza growled on her knees. Natsu confused by her sudden reaction opened the door and quickly shut it, trying his best not to laugh.

'I have no idea what's happening but that's hilarious' he thought before he helped Erza to her feet.

"I don't know Erza, he's drunk for most of the day and I guess he just found his way to my bathroom" he said innocently as Erza only scoffed at his reply.

"This is the place you want to stay? You'd really rather be here than FairyTail?" she asked bitterly to which Natsu just grinned.

"It's not as bad as you think, it's even kind of fun here" he joked but Erza wasn't laughing. She didn't get it.

'Why does this keep happening to me?' She thought harshly before giving Natsu a scornful look.

"Fine Natsu, stay here and don't comeback!" she spat before departing the room leaving Natsu dumbfounded. A sense of relief first washed through the dragonslayer as he leaned himself against the nearest wall while exhaling deeply.

'Wow, how the hell did I survive that?' he thought jokingly before glancing at the door where the scarlet-haired mage had left. The sudden relief he'd felt had turned into a different feeling, one that had made his stomach feel funny as he could only picture the sad look Erza had given him before leaving.

"God dammit" he swore before running out the door to chase after his former comrade.

Alright, before we move on to the next part of the story you're probably wondering how Minerva and Yukino got out of Natsu's room and how Jemma ended up in his bathroom. Let's just go back five minutes in time and show the events that occurred for Yukino and Minerva.

Five Minutes ago

As her eyes slowly opened Yukino wasn't sure what was going on. She remembered going into Natsu's room but nothing after that. As her vision cleared she'd also became aware that she was somewhat on the ground and her pillow was weirdly shaped with seemingly two lumps. When she turned her face to see her pillow she was meet with a pair of voluptuous breasts. It took her a couple seconds to understand the situation.

One

Two

Thr…

"AHHHHHHH" she yelled in shock as she backed away form Minerva's body, petrified by what was going on.

'What the hell happened last night?' She yelled in her head and before anything else could be thought off the sleeping witch began to steer.

Slowly opening her eyes Minerva took a good look at her surrounding before spotting Yukino and quickly backing away.

"Please no more I give I give! I can't take it anymore please just leave me alone" she begged terrifying Yukino.

'Just what did I do?' She thought before she tried to calm Minerva down.

"It's okay Minerva, I'm not going to hurt you, what happened?" She asked Minerva whose terrified face disappeared, replaced with an expression of relief.

"Oh my god I've never been so happy to see the real you" she replied.

"The real me?" Yukino asked confused.

"You were a beast Yukino, you attacked Natsu and then you attack me, and then you showed me the pleasures of another woman and then you may have taken my virg…." but before Minerva could finish rambling she was stopped by a stunned Yukino.

"You're not making any sense just tell me what happened last night" she demanded before Minerva shook her head.

"It's probably better if I don't just promise me you'll never drink another liquid without telling me first"

"What that doesn't make any sens…" but Minerva didn't let her finish.

"Promise" Minerva said this time more menacingly which got Yukino's attention.

"Okay okay I promise "she said as Minerva only smiled.

'It's good to be King again' she thought to herself.

"So are you going to tell me what happened?" Yukino asked again, causing Minerva to sigh.

"Not really sure where to start"

"From the beginning, start from the beginning" Yukino instructed but before Minerva could begin they heard a large crash.

"What was that?" Yukino asked. Minerva didn't have a clue before she heard voices.

"Erza your drunk! Natsu exclaimed.

"Erza? What the hell is she doing here?"Minerva said dangerously.

"We don't have time for that we need to hide! Their footsteps are getting closer" Yukino stressed, knowing full well what Erza would do if she found them in Natsu's room.

"Dammit, you're right we can't be seen like this it's embarrassing" Minerva said looking for a place to hide before spotting the bathroom.

"Inside here, quickly" she hissed dragging Yukino into the bathroom and closing the door quietly behind her before the sudden opening of the main door.

As Yukino and Minerva patiently waited in the bathroom they could hear the full on fight taking place outside of the door but none of them spoke in case they were heard. This was until a small yawn escaped Minerva's.

Yukino desperately tried to cover Minerva's mouth but failed and instead pushed over the sitting mage and was again on top of her.

"Dammit to hell why are you always on top! Why can't I be on top for change" Minerva yelled whispered to Yukino.

"What does that even…" be Yukino didn't finish

"Don't worry Natsu just think of me as a cleaner. If I find anything unpleasing in the bathroom I'll turn it into dust and put it in the trash for you" Erza said deviously.

"We're dead, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead" Yukino kept on repeating as even Minerva was getting worried.

'Think Minerva think' she yelled in her head before an idea came to her.

"Yukino grab onto me and don't let go" she demanded and Yukino immediately hugged Minerva tightly, her face in her boobs and holding on for dear life as Minerva put her arms up.

"Please work, Territory" she said and in an instant nothing seemed to change as Minerva began to sweat bullets while Yukino just squeezed her harder. It seemed like time had stopped as the two waited. Finally it was Minerva who first noticed.

"Yukino, let go of me" she demanded as the other mage opened her eyes and looked up at the glaring witch and quickly released her letting Minerva get up. Walking gingerly to the door Minerva slowly opened it and took a look outside before a sigh of relief came out of her mouth.

"Looks like we're going to be okay" she said which caused the celestial mage to fall on the ground in relief.

It then donned on Minerva that Yukino needed to be punished for her actions as a sinister smile graced her lips.

"Hey Yukino, do you know what a swirly is" Minerva asked the silver haired beauty.

"I don't" she simply answered; content to be on the ground in one piece as Minerva just laughed.

"It pay-back then, you're gunna learn today" she said devilishly to herself as she looked at her unsuspecting prey.

I wish I could tell you that Yukino fought the good fight, but all I'll say is Yukino could never look at another toilet the same again after Minerva was finished.

With that sorted will head back to Erza who has already left the guildhall.

'I hate him, I hate him, I hate him" she yelled in her head, furious with the outcome of her actions.

As she walked away from the guild in her scorn she couldn't help but think back to other times in her life.

'Why does this only happen to me?' she thought bitterly before punching a nearby tree, sending it flying into the distance.

'First Jellal leaves and now Natsu, why couldn't I have stopped them' she ranted before sitting down under a tree to calm herself.

'Both of them had been there when I needed them but before long they both left, leaving me behind. I expected this from Jellal because of his past but with Natsu it was different. He shouldn't have left me like that after all we've been through, it hurts so much to see him leave like that. I'll never forgive him for this' she thought angrily before crazy thoughts began to run around her mind.

'I'll burn Sabertooth's guildhall down to the ground so he has to come back and if he still refuses I'll capture him and make sure he never leaves me again, so we can be together forever' she figured as she laughed to herself manically before quickly slapping herself and looking around to see if anyone saw her.

She had no idea what just happened or what that was about but she did know that nothing hurt her heart more than seeing Natsu leave and she would be darned if she didn't get him back by any means necessary.

As she brought herself up to her feet she was going to have to decide what her next move was, but that was before she heard her name being called.

"Erza! Wait, hold up for a second" the dragonslayer huffed, finally catching up to the startled mage.

"Natsu? Have you finally come to your senses?" She asked, hopeful that he had seen the error of his ways but to her chagrin he shook his head.

"No, I'm not going back to Fairytail" he said sharply before continuing.

"But I don't want you to be mad at me either. I want to know why you're doing all this; you saw how most of the guild treated me, why would I go back?"

"No, it's not like that. They were just joking around it wasn't meant to be anything but..." but she was cut off.

"Don't lie to me, I've been there long enough to know when something's wrong. I don't know what I did but enough was enough, I couldn't take it so I had to do something" he snapped back but Erza wasn't going to back down.

"Then why didn't you say anything? You could have told me, I could have protected you idiot. Don't you trust me enough to tell me when you're hurt" she shot back.

"I don't need you're protection I can do that myself" he huffed before Erza grabbed him and wrapped him into a big hug shocking the pink-haired mage.

"Natsu, you can't be invincible all the time. Sometimes you're going to need someone to be there with you to give you support when no one else will. That's what I'm here for, that's why I came all this way. I'm here for you and I'll do everything I can to make you happy idiot, I don't want to see you suffer because it hurts me seeing you like that" she said while in the embrace as Natsu just stayed silent.

'That's just like me' he thought while gritting his teeth. If there roles were reversed of course he would have come here to get her back. Because he would never let his friend go without a fight just like Erza was doing now.

As Natsu was going over the things Erza said, the red-head was having her own problem with the current situation as her face grew bright red.

'What had just come out of her mouth? And why were they this close! ' Erza yelled in her head. She really had no idea what to do at this point. She tried to let go of the hug but her arms were just content to grab the man in front of her at the moment and she had to admit she was happy too but it was a different kind of happy. One she just couldn't understand. But before she could think too much of the situation Natsu finally reacted.

Breaking out of the hug he grabbed Erza's shoulders and made her look directly at him which wasn't helping her blush.

"Erza, I'm sorry for not telling you about how I was feeling. You're someone very important to me so I don't ever want to make you sad again, so thanks for looking after me" he said with his head bowed before looking up and giving her a determined look.

"But I've already gone too far, I won't back down from the challenge before me. I'll fight you and the rest of Fairytail and show you all just how powerful I am" he said resolutely but for Erza she really stopped listening after hear the words "You're someone very important to me" which made her feel like she was flying as a glowing smile was now plastered onto her face which even got Natsu's attention before she took a few steps back.

"I see, so I'm very special to you am I? Well Natsu if you think this ends our conversation you're wrong" she said still wearing the same smile from before.

"Re-equip" she yelled as her Flame Empress Armour appeared on her body.

"Erza what are you doing?"

"I said I wasn't going to give up so I'm challenging you to a fight" she announced which made Natsu's eyes go wide.

"Challenge me to a fight? Aren't those my lines" he asked in confusion.

"One way or another I'm bring you back with me dragonslayer, if I win you come back to Fairytail".

"Ohh and what do I get for winning" he asked in return, not really caring what the answer was because this was the fight he's always wanted.

"It wouldn't be fair if I didn't get anything for winning" he said which made Erza think for a moment before she came up with a prize.

"If you win I'll do anything you say" she said confidently, and for some reason at the word "anything" a lot of weird thoughts suddenly crossed Natsu's mind which made him shake his head.

"Anything?" he asked to make sure he heard right.

"Anything" she responded not backing down.

"I see then" he said with his signature grin as his flames started to appear around his arms and excitement etched on his face.

"It's on Erza, I'm all fired up, and you better be ready" he challenged before he flung himself at Erza as the battle had begun.

We got a massive fight on our hands so who ya got? It was defiantly an interesting chapter to write, now the question becomes do you want Erza to have another chapter or make a quick fight and go off and see what Kagura is up to? You can let me know with those lovely reviews you write. Also, please no more reviews with just update written in them those are not reviews, I'm probably going to start deleting anything like that in the future, if you want an estimate on the next update PM me please and here's a hint don't expect another chapter anytime soon. School and work start again on January 5th so I'll be busy as usual. So as always please Follow, Favourite and Review and I'm always available on PM's. Thanks to all of you who have made this story a success you guys make this story worth writing! I hope you guys have a happy holidays and a fantastic new year! As always

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