CONSIDER THIS FIC HENCEFORTH NOW DISCLAIMED

This totally just popped into my head and I couldn't not do it. There is hints of Klefaroline in it. I couldn't help it. BTW, happy birthday to Joseph Morgan {5/16}. This is set during the prom episode.

Elena walked down the school hallway in her stolen dress. She totally pilfered it from Caroline but whatever, she was Elena and she got whatever she wanted. It wasn't like anyone would do anything to her because of it. She was currently contemplating how she was going to kill Bonnie when she was suddenly slammed against a locker. She looked up to see Stefan glaring at her.

"Ah, I was wondering when one of you boys would find me. Every time I turn around it seems one of you isn't far behind." Elena said sarcastically. Stefan didn't look amused.

"Listen here you worn out bootleg Katherine edition, tonight is a very special night for me. This is prom night and I am totally going to get my OTP Bamon to dance and if you mess this is up you will regret it." Stefan threatened. Elena smirked at him.

"So you're still at it? Choosing to ship Bamon-" Elena said only for Stefan to cut her off in a fierce tone.

"Bamon isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle." Elena rolled her eyes at Stefan then.

"You know you're not going to do anything to me. It's me, Elena, your precious Elena. You won't really hurt me… right Stefan?" She said, sounding like her normal self.

"If my Bamon does not have a dance because of you I will make sure Nik puts you in his red room of pain. It's his birthday tomorrow and I didn't get him a present yet anyway, I think he'd like a doppelganger to torture. You've been warned copy Kat." Stefan said starting to walk away.

"I'll make sure your OTP doesn't enjoy this night." Elena said running at him but Stefan turned and held her against the locker by her neck.

"You think you're this big bad bitch because you've been a vampire for like two months and whined like a little bitch about it. You're an amateur baby vamp and I'm the ripper. My boyfriend is the first werewolf-vampire hybrid and my girlfriend is such a kickass bitch that even though she didn't know vampires existed at the time she still became the flawless Caroline angel I now know and love where as you, who knew for a year prior, lost all type of logic and sense once you turned. Doesn't that tell you something?" Stefan said sassily.

"You can steal prom dresses and snap waitress' necks but if you get between a fanboy and his OTP shit will get real very quickly. So do yourself a favor and swerve sweetie, okay?" Stefan said. He finally let her neck go and flashed her a wide smile whilst dusting off his suit.

"I'm glad we had this chat nohumanity!Elena. I think under different circumstances you and ripper!Stefan could've been friends if not accomplices but you have threatened my OTP and now you have automatically become the enemy." Elena watched Stefan walk down the hallway. She was still going to kill Bonnie… just nowhere Stefan could see because he'd rip her heart out if she did anything to mess with Bamon. She had to admit though they were cute, so she wouldn't do anything until they danced and she basked in their glorious embraces and eye sex but then Bonnie was fair game.

ELENA'S TOTALLY A CLOSET BAMON FAN ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.