Chapter 2

Did You See The First Chapter?

Gray looked over Natsu's shoulder. "What are you doing, squinty-eyes?"

"Nothing much," the dragon slayer muttered as he stared at a laptop screen. "Something got messed up online. A story that was supposed to be sent out was stopped because of an attack."

Gray's eyes lit up. "An attack? Where?"

"Not that sort of attack, idiot! Online. All email was stopped, and this story didn't reach all the readers."

Gray hummed as he squinted at the screen. "Is that one of Lucy's stories?"

"No, her friend Rhov wrote it, but Lucy wanted to read it as soon as it was up. She should have gotten an email alert two days ago, but she didn't. I'm trying to figure out how to let Lucy and the other readers know this was posted."

"I see..." Gray mumbled, not getting it at all. "What sort of story?"

He looked over and read just a few lines.

"You're making me aroused, Gray," Natsu continued, watching the contorting face carefully now. "The way you squirm, your moaning voice, your mouth as you lick your lips, how hard you feel in my hand. You're so hard right now. So big. So hot."

"W-What the hell?" Gray blanched as he felt blood rush southward. "Is this a story about...about us?"

"Seems so," Natsu said nonchalantly, tapping a few buttons on the laptop. "Lucy and Erza were looking forward to it. Erza's on a rampage that she didn't get the email. She can be really scary," he mumbled with a shiver.

"Delete it!" Gray demanded, shouting so loudly that half the guild looked over, expecting yet another fight between the two rivals. "This is about..." His voice dropped. "...about that time in the alley. I'm serious, Natsu. Delete it now!"

"Nope," Natsu smirked, and his eyes beamed up at Gray. "Yesterday, you told Erza that I was the one who knocked over her strawberry cake. She beat the crap out of me. This is payback."

Gray's fists tightened. "You bastard! This is way beyond a low blow. Delete it."

"Too late. With any luck, the email has already been sent out. Half of Magnolia will be reading it tonight." Natsu smirked slyly. "They'll all know you got off to me talking dirty to you."

Gray gritted his teeth in rage. "You'll be humiliated too, you know. So what's your goal in all this?"

"Easy." Natsu leaned up close into his face. "Let's give them something to talk about."

Gray's face went blank, and his eyes blinked in surprise. Natsu took that opportunity to lean forward and give Gray a kiss in front of the whole guild. Mirajane tittered, Gajeel spit out his drink, Juvia looked traumatized, Lucy was taking fast notes for her novel, Wendy covered her eyes, and Elfman declared "Manly!" Then Natsu leaned up with a satisfied smile. Gray blushed and looked away in humiliation.

"You...you didn't tell Rhov about what happened later that night, did you?"

Natsu merely chuckled. "Who knows...?"

End

A/N: Now everyone who missed the email because the servers were down can read the whole story. (Sure beats a boring author's note saying "hey, you guys missed the email", eh?)