Black-chan: This is a special chapter for the Valentine's Day and this is not a real chapter, okay?

Special Holiday: Happy Valentine's Day! ...As A Girl...

.oxo.

Tsuna was confused. Every girl seemed to be busy with something like they're preparing for something big and it made the temporary girl curious. What was the day about? She had to asked someone to find out.

So the next thing she did was talked to her friends who seemed to be dreading about the day.

"Nee, Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto-kun...," the brunette called out and almost immediately those two guys turned their attention at their friend. "Why are all girls busy? What's the date today?"

"Well, it is Valentine's Day, isn't?" Yamamoto answered slowly while smiling in uncertainly and scratched his head. "I guess they're making chocolate to guys they like that's why they're busy? Since you're a girl now, don't you feel some urge to do it? I mean, every kind of girl makes chocolate even tomboys... So guy-turned-girl should do it, too, right?"

Gokudera punched the side of the tall student. "Baka!" he growled, glaring fiercely at the still smiling guy. "Don't assume false fact about Juudaime! She may be in a girl's body but her mind is still a boy's! That's insulting, Juudaime!"

"It's fine, Gokudera-kun so please stop hurting Yamamoto-kun!" the young boss shouted frantically but was sadly ignored by the two. She was rather thankful that it was break time. She didn't have to worry about their teachers sobbing them at the act of not listening and act of violence.

The black-haired teen raised an eyebrow and asked slowly, "So then Tsuna might have done something with her female body? I mean, you said her mind is a guy's so..."

...huh?

"Bastard! Don't even accuse of Juudaime as someone like that!"

Tsuna titled her head in confusion. "What does that mean?" she asked, not getting what he was talking about and why the heck he was blushing like how her other friend was blushing. "Done something with my female body? Like dress-up? Or something?"

"Juudaime, I think he's talking about pervert things...," the ever so loyal guardian answered truthfully and scowled when he turned to the cause of such idea. "Tch. Stupid pervert baseball-freak! Don't conclude Juudaime in people like you!"

"Yeah, I don't think Tsuna is like that, too~" Yamamoto grinned.

"You guys, I'm still here, remember?" the female Decimo twitched a little in annoyance at always being ignored or treated like she wasn't there when it's about her and she could help but think to herself, 'Why didn't Yamamoto denied that he's a pervert? Does that mean he is? I can't see it happening...'

'Wait a minute,' made her frown. 'I really have a bad feeling today... And I think it has something to do with the Valentine's day.'

"Tsuna, is there something wrong?" Takeshi asked, looking worried when he noticed his female friend was reacting anymore and was just frowning at nothing in particular.

Gokudera immediately turned his attention to his boss when he heard this and tensed, wondering if his boss might have noticed something with her Hyper Intuition.

"No, it's nothing," the young Sawada slowly replied before looking at the door. "We should probably sit properly. Someone may already arrive and the bells—"

Ding. Dong. Ding.

"—ring."

And so they returned back to their original seat and waited for their teacher, only to find Bianchi in front with sunglasses to hide her eyes.

"Nee-san?!" Gokudera exclaimed, getting stares from the students while Tsuna shivered when the Poison Scorpion glanced at them slightly with a small smirk before turning to the whole class. She had a feeling this would be a disaster.

"Hello, I'm Bainchi and I'll be teaching in this period—"

'This period? But isn't it home economics today? And if I'm not mistaken, the topic should be—' was the thought occurring to the small brunette.

"—how to bake chocolates for Valentine's Day."

'—baking. Oh, damn it!'

On contrast to the boy-turned-girl's dismay, the other girls were liking the idea that they could learn about making the sweets they wanted to give to their crush.

Well, now, that couldn't get bad, could it?

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"Where's the flour?"

"How many teaspoon of sugar?"

"Where do you put this?"

"Oh no! The chocolate didn't end up right."

"Why is the chocolate looking really scary and dark?"

"There are fire and smoke coming from the oven!"

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Worse. It just ended up worse.

Tsuna looked at her finished chocolate and stared when it was the color violet, not brown. 'Is it possible for Bianchi to pass her poison cooking? Or is my cooking really the worst? Okaa-san don't like it if I go to the kitchen and destroy it after all,' she thought to herself, blushing head to toe in humiliation.

"My, my, amazing!" Bianchi voiced out with amusement and humor and then, took a bite on the chocolate. "I thought, for sure, you would inherit your mother's—"

She paused, chewing the chocolate in her mouth and smiled in satisfaction, "—well, what do you know? You actually got the taste right~"

"Huh?" the brunette glanced at her friend's sister and then, at what she done before taking a bite herself, widening her honey-brown eyes when she tasted it. "It is good and sweet but why does the appearance look different?"

"Mm, I guess you just have to restart."

The Vongola Decimo sighed but nonetheless, did as she was told while the tall woman watched in disbelief when her working place was practically messed up like it was hit with a tornado and volcano eruption. Even the Italian citizen couldn't do that.

"There, finished!" three minutes and it was already finished? The woman really couldn't believe her eyes. "Now, to clean~"

'So Tsuna-chan takes more time in cleaning than in baking?' she thought, giggling ever so slightly. 'Now, that's something you don't see everyday. Maybe this is why Nana-san doesn't want Tsuna in her kitchen? She's like a disaster in the kitchen.'

'And the results is always the same,' she continued thinking, seeing that the chocolate was in a different color again. This time, it was blue. 'The food looks different like it was poisoned yet it taste the same.'

'What culinary skills! I have to tell my love about this intriguing potential. I can just see my love signing Tsuna-chan up to a cooking/baking contest~"

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Tsuna sighed as she saw her house before closing her eyes. She had made too many colorful chocolates yet she didn't know who to give. She couldn't give them all to the kids because they might get cavities from eating too much and she definitely didn't want to give it to Reborn.

Bianchi told her, especially that she wouldn't want "her beloved" to receive any other chocolates from any girl, even if she was the male Sawada that was turned into a female. The woman was very scary and Tsuna didn't to be killed in her teenage years without a family of her own.

She didn't think it was proper to give her two best friends since they already received so much today.

"Oi, Dame-Tsuna, where's my chocolate?" Reborn's voice entered her hearing area and the brunette slowly opened her eyes.

"I can't give you chocolate—" she blinked in confusion. "—Reborn? What's with get up? You going on a date?"

Well, she had every right to be confused since technically, the hitman was in his adult form, wearing casual clothes and looking as dangerous as ever.

"Nope, we're having a Valentine's Party at your house," the tall man stated, smirking as if he was plotting something which the young lady didn't doubt.

The sky boss suppressed the urge to shiver. Really, Reborn was scary even without trying.

"Wait, "we"? What do you mean by that?"

The brooding smirk that she received didn't relieve her. It just made her more panicking than ever.

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"How about you sit next to Reborn, Tsuna?"

"Ah, Xanxus-san, there's no more seat other than Tsuna's right so you should sit next to her."

"I mean, it is fine with you three, right? I heard you three are close to each other!"

Tsuna gulped hard, sweating bullets as she sat in between Xanxus and Reborn who were both emitting a heavily huge killing intent. In a edge of the corner, she could feel the heated glares Bianchi was giving to her.

It didn't really make anymore sense! The others already knew that she was Sawada Tsunayoshi and yet they still teased her about being either Reborn's or Xanxus' girlfriend! They must really have nothing better to do.

She was a guy, dammit!

"Hey, Tsuna, you can change seat with me if you like?" teary eyes looked towards the rain guardian who was winking at her and she beamed in gratitude. She was about to practically jump in her seat when two hands stopped her.

"Dame-Tsuna, where are you going?" Reborn asked with a sickening smile that just said, "If I'm going to suffer, I'm dragging you with me" while Xanxus just glared which already spoke what the message was, "You're suffering with me, trash."

'Sadists!' the Vongola Boss cried mentally but went back to her seat, briefly seeing a apologetic smile from Yamamoto which she returned with a reassuring smile. 'How come girls like these two? I mean, yeah, they're handsome and all but... Oh Kami! I just thought these two are handsome! What's wrong with my brains?! Am I really turning into a girl?!'

"So Tsu-chan, do you have anyone you are seeing?" Nana asked, wanting more time with her temporary daughter. She really wished for a daughter so it was a dream come true when Tsuna suddenly became a girl because of a failed experiment. But then again, she got an idea from Reborn that she could always cross-dress Tsuna after she turned back to a boy.

"Seeing?" her daughter titled her head and the mother mentally squeaked at the cuteness. That was definitely how her daughter should act. Shy and reversed but very cute. Oh now, that she had thought about it. Even when her daughter was a boy, she still had acted the same way.

"Well, Sawada-san, I think your 'daughter' is an oblivious flirt," Hana answered when Tsuna still hadn't known what she meant. "She could be seeing anyone."

'Why is Kurokawa-san here?' was the question the young brunette didn't ask for she thought she would look like an idiot for asking and she already had a feeling it had something to do with Kyoko. 'And how am I a flirt?!'

"I second that," Reborn chuckled under his breath and it was a little louder when the Vongola Decimo glared, pouted, at him.

Kyoko's dear friend pointed at the two. "See? Oblivious flirt," she stated in a mocking tone before shaking her head, her glance turning to a certain sliver-haired. "But then again, it's much better than loud monkeys."

"Woman, you got a problem with me?!"

"HIEE! Please calm down, Gokudera!"

"Hai, Juudaime!"

Hana shook her head. "Like I said. Better than monkeys."

"Tch. So annoying," Xanxus complained, spiking up a killing intent that made almost everyone quiet. Hibari and Mukuro didn't really seem to be bothered by it, same with Reborn and Byakuran. He turned to the person who stole the role as the tenth boss and glared.

"Aren't you fucking going to give some damn chocolates already?" he asked, annoyance at being here clear in his face. "The old man fucking said that I can fucking go home if you give me a shitting chocolate."

"What do you mean?" Tsuna asked confused at that but then blinked when she realized everyone turned their attention to the word "chocolate". "Don't tell me you guys just came here for a chocolate?"

That disbelieving question was more applicable to those from Italy like Xanxus, Byakuran, Aria, Lal Mirch and Colonello.

"That's pretty much it, Vongola-chan~" Byakuran spoke up in his defense and leaned forward to the brunette. He was after all facing her front. "Smells like you made a chocolate with marshmallow. Give me that~"

"Eh?"

The albino didn't really wait for her decision and just leaned too closely, their faces almost touching. The female turned stiff as stone and the ex-enemy grabbed her bag on her side. He looked for the chocolates and beamed in delight when he found them.

However, it turned into a frown when he noticed that the chocolates weren't brown, white or black. They were of different colors. Red, yellow, orange, indigo, blue, green, violet, red-orange, brown, sky-blue and pinkish white.

"Vongola-chan, which one's which?"

The teenage boss looked at her chocolates before sighing. "Sorry, I don't know. I didn't even notice I put marshmallow in one of my chocolates," she thought aloud, thinking of how she made the chocolates but her mind was always blank.

"...how the heck does the chocolates even have different color?" Lal Mirch asked, poking one chocolate, the sky-blue one and Colonello immediately reacted, "Not that, kora! I wanted that chocolate!"

"Really?" the ex-Arcobaleno asked before smirking and was about to eat the chocolate when the blonde Arcobaleno, who was also an adult, snatched it and ate it as quick as he could.

Then, he blinked. "Woah, it taste like sports drinks, kora!" he thought aloud, making everyone looked at the person who made it.

'Sports drinks?' Tsuna thought to herself before banging her head. 'When did I even have the time to put it in or buy it?!'

"Well, then, I'm taking this, Vongola-chan~" Byakuran picked the pinkish white chocolate before the girl could even stop him and stood up his seat. "Good bye, then, Vongola-chan~"

"Wait a—" said Vongola called out but then stopped. "—he's gone."

"I got want I wanted so we're going, too, kora!" Colonello waved and left with Lal Mirch.

"Ah, they're gone as well," the brunette muttered to herself before shaking her head. "Really, what did they come here for? Just for a chocolate, really?"

Aria giggled before answering, "Well, Lal Mirch only came to see if your chocolate. The other two wanted the chocolates."

"Ah...," the brunette nervously scratched her head and Nana smiled, "What energetic friends!"

"Oi, are you damn sure those shitting chocolates aren't poisoned?" Xanxus asked, glancing at the red-orange one and taking it to his mouth. "If I'm damn poisoned, I'm going to fucking kill you, brat."

"HUH?!"

Xanxus chewed the chocolate in his mouth and smirked slightly. "Whiskey," he muttered quietly but since Tsuna was near, she was able to hear it.

"Brat," honey-brown eyes trailed the scarred man, who was standing up and noted that he was carrying something in his hands. She blinked when the man showed her the item, a flower. "I fucking got nothing to do with it. The old man just gave me the damn rose and ordered that I give it to you if the chocolate is to my liking."

"And it fucking is so here."

In any girl, this might make them blush but for Tsuna, she was panicking. There was no way her ex-enemy would just give her flower. No way at all!

Aria quietly took a picture of the scene and send it to Nono.

"Tsuna-chan, I should probably go now," she said to the female boss and went to leave. She had done her mission after all and Xanxus was leaving already so she was no longer needed.

"Eh? Aren't you going to eat chocolate?"

"No, I'm just here for a visit."

"Okay, then bye!"

Tsuna watched the last two Italians leave her house, not really surprised that Xanxus didn't say goodbye and then, turned her eyes at the remaining six chocolates...wait shouldn't it be eight?

"This is my chocolate now, Dame-Tsuna!"

Oh, so the seventh was with Lambo already but then, where's the other one?

The female Sawada turned to her mother and noted that she was eating the brown one. "Oh, I'm sorry, Tsu-chan," Nana started, licking her lips and fingers. "I was getting hungry so I took one."

"No, it's fine, Okaa-san."

"Now, what to do with these six chocolates?" she wondered aloud and her guardians immediately went to her.

"Nee, Tsuna, is it okay if we have them?" Yamamoto asked for the him, Chrome and Gokudera. "I actually wanted to try your chocolates in school but I was kinda busy."

"Don't talk for my place, baseball freak!" Gokudera shouted angrily before looking in expectant.

"Same here, bossu," Chrome smiled slightly and took the large indigo chocolate when their boss nodded. She went to Mukuro who was smirking as usual. She was rather glad that her master was not making things difficult for their boss. "Here, Mukuro-sama."

"Then, I'll be taking this," the tall swordsman picked out the blue one and Gokudera picked out the red one. "So this is mine."

'Three more...,' Tsuna looked at the two remaining people without chocolates, Reborn and Hibari and sighed heavily. 'Impossible. I can't give Reborn the chocolate. Bianchi will kill me. And I can't obviously give Hibari-san. I guess I'll eat one... Now, which to pick?'

Yellow, orange or violet?

"Mm, this one then," she picked the violet one and was about to eat it when a hand stopped her hand. She looked at the owner and flinched when she noticed it was Hibari. "H-hibari-san?"

At the corner of her eyes, she could see Gokudera being stopped from doing anything by Yamamoto which she was rather thankful since she didn't want her sempai to be even angrier.

"Reborn said that he'll fight me if I eat a chocolate so I'm taking the violet one," the cloud guardian quickly explained as simple as that before eating the chocolate on his boss's hand. "Stay still or I'll bite you to death."

And so the girl really did stand still.

As soon as Hibari finished eating, he moved away and attacked Reborn head on without hesitation.

Tsuna just sighed, thanking that she wasn't the one being attacked but then, she blinked when a poison cake almost hit her. She looked at Bianchi and gulped when she noticed the murderous look.

"I can't believe you gave my love your chocolate, Tsuna-chan! Die!"

With a look in her chocolates, she noticed it was down to one, the orange one.

'Shit! Reborn must have eaten it when I was occupied with Hibari-san! I'm going to die!'

Hana shook her head at the way things end up and grabbed the orange chocolate. Kyoko was asking for it after all but couldn't ask for it herself because Ryohei had gotten sick and she was taking care of his brother. However, since she didn't want to continue watching, she would just have to tell tomorrow.

"Goodbye, Nana-san."

"Ah, goodbye, Hana-chan!"

Nana waved in her kitchen, oblivious at the disaster outside the kitchen.

Tsuna really wondered how something normal like Valentine's Day turned into something that might have killed her.

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Black-chan: I was supposed to write a one-shot for Valentine's Day but I thought "why not a special chapter instead?" so here it is! Haha, poor Tsuna! He keeps questioning his sexuality after being turned into a girl XD But well, this is some fan-service, huh? Anyway, Happy Belated Valentine's Day!

To Guest: Hehe, they broke badly alright! I think Iemitsu's worse XD Oh, and yeah, I updated but sorry it wasn't the continuation... I'll update the continuation next time!

To AmuletSpadeMiki: Well, for me, if I eat sour food, it lessens the pain (but then gets me back big time when I'm not eating sour food) so I thought "why not make sweets like a pain reliever for Tsuna?" so there I got that idea!