Hello! My name is Jana and Jana182 is my new account because I was stupid enough to forget the password and email address to my old account Chick182!
I was really lazy the last months and didn't update even though I wanted to. I found the old documents on my macbook and read them and decided to upload them again. I corrected my mistakes and changed here and there a few sentences because they sounded weird. I hope that you will like this story and leave a comment! I still got the first 7 Chapters and will upload them once a day and of course I will continue the story!
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„Thanks for the ride!", I said to the taxi driver as he handed me my suitcases from the trunk and handed him way too much money. You know, actually I wouldn't have to pay that taxi man because my cousin told me that he would pick me up. But hell no, my cousin is an idiot and probably forgot all about me. I was waiting for 3 hours at the airport, I was calling him non stop on his mobile, screamed at him on his mailbox. After 3 hours of impatiently waiting I decided to stop a taxi. Do you have any idea how expensive they are? The ride from the airport to my cousins home costed a fortune. But it's still better than waiting at the airport.

The taxi drove away and I turned around to have a look at the house in which I am going to live in while I'm looking for a decent place and a job. But what I saw nearly gave me a heart attack! A big house, 3 storys high, a nice shiny black car in front of the also humongous garage, all of this surrounded by high black gates.

„Man, this is a little bigger than I imagined", I whispered to myself while I nearly dropped my handbag. „Is this really Narutos place?", I asked myself and tried again to call him but again he didn't answer so I just texted him. Naruto Uzumaki is my cousin which I visited once a year for a few days in the summer holidays. The last time I talked to him was exactly 15 days ago when I told him all the details for my flight back to Konoha. I told him every detail he needed and I mentioned my arrival at the airport at least a hundred times and all he said was „Sakura you don't need to tell me not to forget you! How could I ever forget my favourit cousin?". I sighed. That's what you get for believing him.

Here I am, standing in front of the probably biggest house I've ever seen with 2 pink suitcases and a handbag. Inhaling deep I walked to the front gates and pushed the button. „I'll kill him if he gave me the wrong adress...", I mumbled. Naruto has been in a band for a few years now but somehow they didn't become really famouse until a few months ago. When I talked with Naruto on the phone he told me that he and his bandmates finally became famouse and were sharing now a house but I never really believed him. 2 Minutes passed and still no one opened the freaking gates! When I was about to push the button one more time I saw a small chubby man with green and brown clothes and a straw hat coming towards the gate.

„Hello, can I help you miss?", he asked. Is this guy a gardener?

„Yeah, hello! I'm Sakura Haruno and I'm Naruto Uzumaki's cousin? I don't know if he told anyone that I would come here. However, I tried to call him since I arrived at the airport but he just doesn't answer his phone! Could you please let me in?", I asked with puppy eyes.

„Well, miss Haruno, Uzumaki didn't tell me that someone would arrive today. I'm sorry, but I can't let you in.", he replied with a bored expression.

My mouth opened and closed like a fish. What the hell?

„What! Why? Could you at least tell me where he is? Listen, Mister, I'm really not in the mood for jokes anymore, okay? Please, just let me in!", I pleaded. I was so tired and really wanted to take a shower after wearing the same clothes for nearly a day in a hot airplane.

„I got to go now, Miss. I'm sure you wouldn't like me to call the police now would you? I'm done here for today with the garden and I'm also not in the mood for any jokes. Please leave. The boys are annoyed since the media revealed their address and don't want to be bothered with fangirls since they ALL got girlfriends. Please respect their privacy.". He looked at me annoyed and opened the gates to get out and walked towards his small, old car. „Hey! PLEASE! I don't know where to go! Isn't anyone in the house?"

He looked at me with his small black eyes „Miss Haruno, there's only one of them home and it's not Uzumaki. I'll go and ask him if he knows about you. If he doesn't I will call the police.", he threatened me.

„THEN GO AND ASK HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE!", I screamed at him. He only wants to scare me away! He went back to the house and in came back in less than a minute.

„So?!" I asked unpatiently.

„So.. I called the police. He said that Uzumaki didn't tell anyone about a 'visiting cousin'. And that he is sick and tired of fangirls. So you can take your suitcases and run to the next hotel and I'll tell the police that you are just another fan or you'll stay and let the police take you with them."

I think I looked like a goldfish, again. He did call the police! My mouth didn't close for the last minute and it surely won't close anytime soon. Where am I going to go now? I have never been to this place, how should I know where the next hotel is? Police? Fangirls? The media? So Narutos band is really famous? God, way too many questions! I grabbed my suitcases and walked a little to the side of the gates and sat on one of them. I don't care if they get dirty, I'm hungry, tired and worst of all : I need to go to the toilet. Great timing, bladder. Wait Naruto, till I get my hands on you, you'll be dead meat.

„Well, Mister Strawhat. I'm not going to go anywhere. I am Naruto Uzumakis Cousin, not a fangirl like you said. Do you want to go now or are you going to wait with me for the police?", I said coldly. I'm not going anywhere just because the gardener tells me to. He walked towards me and leaned agains the gates. So he's going to wait with me. Such a gentleman.

It didn't take the police too long to arrive and to put me in their car. As we arrived at the police station they let me use my phone one last time and I already knew who I would call.

„Naruto, you bastard! How could you motherfucking bastard forget to pick me up from the fucking airport? You ugly beast are going to pay me my money back which I had to spend on a fucking taxi! Oh, and you know what? I'M AT A FUCKING POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THAT MISTER STRAWHAT CALLED THE COPS! HE SAID THAT I'M A FUCKING FANGIRL!", I screamed. „Oh honey, wait till I get my hands on you. First I'm going to shove your thick head down a toilet and then...", I whispered into the phone. „Okay, Miss Haruno. Times up. Please hand me over your mobile phone.", said one of the police man that wasn't scared to talk to me after my little outburst. I pushed the red button on the phone and looked at him: „Sorry. Here. You know.. for how long am I going to stay? Because to be honest, I don't know why exactly I'm here. I was waiting at my cousin's home and now I'm here. I didn't break any laws."

„ Well, you are not the only one that tried to get into the boys house. We know what the fans would do to get inside and it happened way too often because girls tried the same as you did today. Some try the 'I'm his sister/Stepsister/New neighbour/Pizza delivery girl' things and so on. The boys got annoyed and told us to arrest the fans that try that for a day or two so that they will learn their lesson. Now come on, I'll show you the cell you're going to stay in." I didn't say anything anymore, it was unnecessary, he wouldn't believe me anyway.

When I arrived at my cell, oh god it sounds like I'm a criminal, I saw that I had to share it with a woman that was wearing... not that much clothes. Guess she got caught on the street trying to find someone who would pay her for some things. I nodded and gave a light smile trying to be friendly. She just glared. Fuck my life, this is going to be an interesting night.

„SAKURA! OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY!"

I didn't see him but I was 100 per cent sure that this was Narutos loud voice. He was probably at the entrance of the police station and I bet everyone was looking at him right now. I couldn't care less about him at the moment. I was up the whole night because Lola, yeah that's her name, was looking at me. The whole time. The whole night. I was scared she would eat me if I'd close my eyes for just a second. I even tried to talk to her but it was like talking to a wall.

„WHERE IS SHE!"

4... 3... 2...

„SAKURA!"

„Shut up before I make you.", I glared at him. He gulped loudly and tried to show me his 'everyhings-fine' grin through the bars and I just glared even harder and his smile turned into a frown.

„Listen...", he started.

„Just get me out of here." He nodded and walked back to the police man that put me in the same cell as Lola.

„Miss Haruno, we are truly sorry about our mistake. We hope you find it in your heart to forgive us for not checking if you really are related to Mister Uzumaki.", said the police man while opening the cell. I didnt answer him and just walked to the door but before I left I turned around and said: „Bye Lola, it was nice to meet you. You know, next time try to wear something less revealing. No wonder they caught you. You're practically naked."

„Oh.. BYE LOLA!", Naruto screamed while running after me. „Go and get my handbag and suitcases, idiot.", I said.

„OF COURSE!"

„And stop shouting before I start to strangle you in a police station."

The ride to his house was silent. Well, I was silent. Naruto was talking.

„Oh Sakura! You don't know how deeply sorry I am! I am so sorry that I forgot to pick you up from the airport! And I am sorry that I forgot to tell my bandmates and everyone that you would be staying at our home! I am so sorry, really! Please forgive me Sakura! How can I make it up to you?"

„Just shut up, please. And drive." But of course, he didn't stop talking. That's my cousin we are talking about.

When we finally arrived it was like my ears were bleeding. I'm used to talk a lot but hearing others talk so much, especially someone you're mad at the moment causes you to get annoyed. Getting out of the car, I walked to the trunk to get my pink suitcases. I took one and Naruto took the other with my handbag.

„You never told me that you were that famouse."

„Well, I kind of forgot to tell you that..."

„You forget a lot, smartass."

He wanted to say something, but decided to change the subject.

„You're going to love my bandmates! They are aweeeeesome! The only one at home is Sasuke at the moment, the others are on holidays with their girlfriends. Shikamaru is somewhere in a small village where he can look at clouds the whole day, but I bet Ino is already going insane there. Kiba is..."

„Naruto, I don't know your bandmates and their girlfriends. So please first introduce them before you tell me anything about them, okay?"

We walked on and finally arrived at the door. Naruto took out his keys from his pockets and opened the door and I have to say I was really impressed. The main hall was big and well furnished. A few vases and pretty flowers and nice carpets. You could never tell that a boy band was living here.

„The only one here is Sasuke and his girlfriend right now. She's a witch, I don't know what he sees in her. He is my best friend but I don't support his choice of girlfriends. Usually he changes them like his boxers but she's already lasting for the last 4 months. I hope he finds another one soon. SASUKE! Come downstairs you bastard and introduce yourself to my cousin!", he screamed into the hallway.

„The fuck?! You brought that fan girl here?!", growled a voice behind me. I turned around to see the sexiest man alive. No, not George Clooney. No, not Gerard Butler and no, it's not Chace Crawford. Or Jensen Ackles. This man had black hair that had a weird style and looked like a chicken's ass. His black eyes looked angry at me but I didn't care. I looked further down to see he was wearing only a pair of jeans. His arms and stomach were very nice built and...

„Stop ogling me, bitch.", he hissed.

. .say!

„SASUKE!"

„Excuse me, please? What did you just call me?"

„You heard me, you fan girl. Get out of this house before I call the police again."

But before I could reply Naruto already jumped on him.

„You bastard! That's my cousin! Don't talk to her like that, she's not a fan girl, she didn't even know that we were famouse!"

„Tse.", said Sasuke and they both started to wrestle.

„Naruto, I don't care what he calls me", yeah sure. That's a big fat lie. No one calls me bitch. „Just show me where I can put my things and where my room is. I wasn't able to sleep at all because I was so scared that Lola would eat me or steal my clothes."

„You are not going to sleep here.", said sexy and glared at me again.

„SHE IS GOING TO SLEEP HERE! COME ON SAKURA I'LL SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM!", Naruto took my arm and started to drag me forward.

„Idiot, we don't have a guest room, where do you want to her to sleep?", said Sasuke.

„Oh.. err.."
„Come on, guys! This house is 3 storys high! How come you dont have a free room?", I said looking shocked between Sasuke and Naruto.

Sasuke just walked away without saying anything and went upstairs. I looked back at Naruto and you could see the wheels in his head working. Oh, Naruto. He invited me to stay here without having a spare room?

„Alright, back to the car. Show me where the next cheap hotel is and I'll just get a job as a waitress. Let's go." I already grabbed my pink suitcases and walked towards the door when he suddenly jumped in front of me.

„No, no, no, no! We have a pool house! You can sleep there! Theres a bedroom, which you can also use as a living room, a bathroom and some of our music equipment is there! Oh and you can use the pool any time you want! That sounds awesome, doesn't it? It'll be like your own apartment!", he grinned at me.

Why not, a pool house is better than living in a cheap hotel room. I was so tired, I just wanted to sleep. So we walked into the garden, which is also quite big, and saw their (suprise, suprise) big pool. The pool house was really pretty and two walls were made of glass, you could see the king sized bed and the kitchen in the background. Everything was modern and up to date. They surely had someone that helped them, boys could never have such great fashion sense. Naruto helped me to pack my things into a wardrobe and then left the pool house.

„Sakura, it's only 2 p.m. Do you really want to go to sleep right now?"

„Naruto, I had really rough days, you know? Things were quite difficult back in america and then the flight and all the waiting at the airport, the whole conversation with Mister Strawhat and then the police and worst of all Lola, so please try to understand that I just can't stay awake anymore.", I mumbled while choosing a top and shorts to sleep in.

„Yeah.. again, I am really sorry.."

„It's okay, Naruto.", I smiled. „Is the fridge filled in here? How about coming over here for dinner? And ask your Bandmate and his girlfriend if they want to come."

„NO WAY! You're not going to cook, got that? Especially not on your first day here! We will order something to eat, do you like pizza?", he grinned at me and I nodded and smiled back. Can't be mad at him for too long, can I?

„Alright, then come and wake me up when dinner's ready okay? I would like to change my clothes now." He nodded and said goodbye and left.

I took my clothes and walked into the bathroom. I looked in the mirror and saw a witch. Pink hair, standig in every direction and my make up was smeared all over my face. Isn't that just great, I stood in front of the sexiest man alive and looked like a pink haired witch. „What are you thinking, girl? He's got a girlfriend! He could care less about how pretty you can be, forget him. He loves his girl", I said to myself. I washed my face and brushed my hair and what I saw in the mirror then was a pretty pink haired girl with beautiful green eyes that looked really tired. Then I put my hair into a high ponytail and changed into a black top and black shorts and took off my socks. I went back to the living room where my bed was already made by Naruto and looked one last time out of the glass walls and saw a beautiful garden and a blue pool with a few deckchairs around it and the house behind them. I smiled to myself and shook my head, who would've guessed that Naruto would make it that far? I'm so proud of that idiot at least he was able to live his dreams unlike me. I walked away from the big glass walls without closing the curtains and laid onto the bed. It was really soft and I was asleep in a few minutes.

„Hey! Hey! Come on, wake up, pinky!", someone shook my shoulder softly.

„gahjsjhdjgagjgajsg", I mumbled and turned around to continue with my sleeping session.

„Eh.. what? Whatever, come on, pinky. It's dinner time.", the voice whispered into my ear.

Slowly I opened my eyes a little and saw red. Red triangles. Red triangles.. on.. a face? I opened my eyes suddenly more and hell yes, there was a man with red paint on his face and a black wig on his head.

„AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!", I jumped out of my bed without thinking twice and ran screaming into the kitchen grabbing a knife and and my cellphone that lay on a shelve. I looked back at the clown at my bed and saw that he was quickly walking towards me. His animal like eyes watching me intently. „DINNER TIME? YOU WANT TO EAT ME!".

He stopped walking and put his hands up in the air.

„Woah it's okay, shh, don't be so loud! I don't want to...", he said and looked out of the glass walls probably to check if someone heard me.

I ran into the bathroom and closed the door and the window in there. With the knife still in my hand I dialled Narutos number and he answered it, thank god!

„Hey Sakura? What's.."

„Naruto! Call the police! Quick! Close every door, every window! There's a murderer dressed as a clown in the pool house! Oh god, Naruto, don't answer the door or anything! Just call the.." but before I could end the sentence there was loud banging heard from the door.

„Pinky! Open up!"

I was so shocked that I dropped my cellphone. „No, no, no, no!". Great. The display broke. Perfect timing. That's just like in a horror movie, dear god, I don't want to die, yet! My breath came out shorter and shorter with every second, I was close to go insane. I screamed some more and the banging stopped.

„Sakura? Open the door, it's me, Naruto!" what the hell. There's a freaking murderer dressed as a clown and I told him to call the police and now he's standing in front of my bathroom door!

„Sakura? Are you okay? Listen this is not a murderer and not a clown, that was Kiba! He's one of my bandmates! Sakura? SAKURA? ARE YOU DEAD? OH MY GOD SHE KILLED HERSELF WITH THAT KNIFE OH GOD! OUCH YOU BASTARD DON'T HIT ME! I'M GOING TO KICK THIS..."

Before he had the chance to break the door I opened it and peeked out. There were 3 guys standing. Naruto with a pan in his hand and sexy Sasuke, this time with a blue shirt on, and that clown called Kiba.

„Hi.", I said kind of shy and still looked like he was going to kill me. Man, clowns. I just hate them.

„She's just as annoying as you are, dobe.", said Sasuke to Naruto and walked towards me and took my knife away. There I was, standing without a weapon in front of a clown.

„I never knew you had a clown as a bandmate."

„I'm not a clown!"
„Then why are you wearing a black wig and make up on your face?"

„That's not a wig! That's the plastic fur of my hoodie!", he grumbled and revealed his short spiky brown hair. „And I'm not wearing make up, these are tattoos, lady.".

„Can we go and eat now? Sakura that's Kiba, not a clown and not a murderer, but my bandmate. I introduced you, let's go! My tummy hurts already, I need some food!".

Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked out of the poolhouse. „They are all idiots.", he mumbled.

I was still not completely comfortable with Kiba around eventhough he took off his jacket and I was able to see his short brown hair, he still reminded me of a clown. Why would someone want tattoos like these on his face? We sat around a big table; Naruto on my left side while Sasuke and Kiba were in front of us. Kiba was sitting right in front of me and I couldn't stop staring at his tattoos. „Why are you staring at me like that? Is there something on my face?", he asked while brushing his face with the back of his hand.

Shaking my head I looked back at the slice of pizza in my hand. I still wasn't very hungry, I guess that I was still too tired from the lack of sleep or too shocked because of a man with make up waking me up and talking about dinner time.

„Aren't you hungry, Sakura? I thought you'd like tuna on your pizza?", Naruto asked worried.

„It's okay, Naruto. I actually love tuna but I don't know, I'm not really hungry.", I said and saw him looking at my pizza.

„Here take it.", I said and gave him my slice. He was grinning like a chesire cat. His grin made me smile, it was so easy to satisfy him. „You know,", he said „the rest of the gang will arrive tonight with their girlfriends. I am sure you'll like them all!".

„Talking about girlfriends, Mister Strawhat told me that you all have girlfriends. Where are they? I especially want to meet the girl that has enough nerves to be with Naruto without getting any suicide thoughts!"

„HEY!"

„Don't scream, dobe. She is right you know? Everyone thinks about killing themselves if they have to be with you alone for more than an hour. Exept for Hinata", said Sasuke. That guy looks sexy even when he eats a fat piece of pizza. Mhhh, yum yum.

„Well, I got some news actually. I'm single since today.", said Kiba. He didn't look sad at all so I guess he is kind of glad to be single again.

„WHAT! BUT I LIKED SANAMI SO MUCH! SHE WAS SO FUNNY!".

„She never liked Akamaru and I broke up with her because she told me to get rid of him since we started dating. But you know what they say: Dogs before Hoes.".

„That's wrong, they say Bros before Hoes, Kiba.", said Sasuke rolling his eyes. „Idiot.".

„Akamaru is my bro, bro."

Women are stupid and I don't respect them

That's right – I just have sex with 'em!

Show me your genitals

Kiba's hand went under the table and took out his mobile phone. What a classy ringtone!

„Neji texted me, he and Tenten will be here in about 2 hours."

I decided to make fun of the make up wearing man.

„You think that women are stupid?", I asked glaring slightly at him.

„No, I-".

„You don't respect them!", I hissed and pointed my finger at him.

„No, I-", he started but I interrupted him again.

„You have just sex with them!", I said closing my eyes and shaking my head. „Did your mother never teach you how to treat a woman!".

„No, I-Yes, but"

Naruto was grinning like the mad hatter seeing his bandmate being in an interrogation while Sasuke still ate his pizza without saying or doing anything else.

„So you don't have sex with them?", I asked and crooked my head to the side and watched him with big eyes.

„No, Yes, I uh.. AH! Don't ask me so many questions, they irritate me!", he said and looked between at me and his bandmates.

„I think no one here wants to show their genitals to you. Please change your ringtone, Kiba.", I said while glaring at him.

„I.. I.. I.. err.."

„HAHAHAH, JOKING! God, that's an awesome song! I love it! What is it called?", I laughed while looking interested at him. Well, that caught Mister Sexy's attention. I saw him looking at me while his hand stopped midway with the pizza in his hand and his mouth still open.

Kiba started to grin while Narutos grin changed into a frown. „I don't know the artist, but that song is called Show me your genitals! I found it on youtube when I was looking for some new songs and I just had to download it! It may be a little sexist and all, but it's just a parody! That's why it's so good!"

Man, Kiba is an awesome guy. I really like him eventhough I just met him and reminds me of clowns.

„What about you, Sasuke? Naruto told me that you're here with your girlfriend. Why isn't she sitting with us here?"

„...".

I looked at Naruto and Kiba. They both looked down at their pizzas. Did they all ignore me? They surely all heard me, right?

„Eh.. ookay.", I blinked and looked awkwardly at anything but Sasuke.

„I told her that we don't want her to eat with us anymore. She's a witch, I tell you! No one likes her, exept for Sasuke. She's probably just an animal in bed, that's why he keeps her.", Kiba told me.

I looked at Sasuke and saw the deadly glare he shot at Kiba.

„Shut up."

„I'm not scared of you, Sasuke. You know NO ONE likes Karin! Drop that redhead!"

„I'm not going to tell you one more time, Kiba."

„Woah, okay, how about changing the subject?", I asked quietly and laughed softly.

„So the pool house and your house, it's really..."
„NO, we are NOT going to change the subject! Glare at me all you want but I am not going to shut up because we all know that Karin is the biggest bitch on earth! She just uses you! Why don't you see it? I bet even Sakura would see that eventhough she doesn't know her at all!", Kiba slammed his fist on the table. Sheesh, I didn't want this to happen! I was just curious to see that girlfriend!

„You don't know anything about Karin, Kiba! You all don't know about Karin! You don't even want to know anything! The bitches here are you guys, not my girlfriend.", Sasuke stood up and went out of the room but not before turning back and glaring at me. I knew what he meant

This is all your fault.

So this is Chapter one :) Please review!