"Will you stop with the fidgeting already Slick. It's not like he won't show."

"He could change his mind. It's been known to happen."

"Right of course he has, I mean he's spent two years with you in high school, stuck with you through college,and moved from New York to San Francisco because of your job and put up with all your crap over the last eight years so now would be a great time to realize he doesn't love at all and leave your sorry ass at the altar. There's a nice gay bay just down the street. We should go find you a replacement. You never know he could be there himself. "

Sebastian glared at Santana. "Mom Uncle Kurt said if Uncle Sebby started acting funny you should be nice."

"Yeah Satan be nice, Uncle Kurt said." Sebastian laughed.

"Mom's sorry. Why don't you go see if Mommy and Uncle Kurt are ready before Uncle Sebby pee's his pants and tell Uncle Kurt it's okay to change his mind Uncle Sebby say's it's okay."

Before Sebastian could say anything the little girl jumped off her chair and ran out of the room, "Now he's going to think I change my mind."

"Uncle Kurt, Uncle Kurt."

"Yes sweetie, is Uncle Sebby okay?"

"Mom said Uncle Sebby is going to pee his pants and that it's okay for you to change your mind cause Uncle Sebby is going to go to the bar and get a replacement. What's a replacement Uncle Kurt?"

Kurt stood opened mouthed as he looked around the room, "Don't panic Pippin, I sure Sweetpea here has the message mixed up."

"No Uncle Hunter Mom said..."

Hunter hushed the child, "Why don't you go find Uncle Blainey and Uncle Finn I think they've got candy to share."

"Okay Uncle Hunter." The child darted out of the room

"Hunter why don't you go see what Lily was ment to say. While help Kurt finish getting ready."

"On it Britt." Hunter left the room.

"I knew he didn't want to married. I should have known better than to have asked him. He's only agreed because he thought I'd leave." Kurt started pacing, "Why couldn't he just say. Oh god, I pushed too much. He's going to leave me on our wedding day." Kurt sat with his head in his hands.

As Hunter approached the room with Sebastian and Santana in it he heard raised voices, "Great now he's going to think I'm leaving him. Why for one day couldn't you just not stir things up? I don't even know why I'm friends with you any-more?

"Come on it's funny."

"Funny... you think this is funny. Did I do this to you on your wedding day? No I didn't, I sat I listen to you panic and then I calmed you down. I did not let a child go and give Britt the impression that you were about to head for the hills. Get out you're not mine or Kurt's friend."

"Sebastian..."

"I don't want to hear it. Today is supposed to be one the best days of my life but you had to play your stupid games and now you've ruined it. Just go."

Santana stood there silent as Hunter entered, "Well there's a first Tana speechless. Let me take a picture.", Hunter pointed and directed Santana to sit down and be quite, "Sebastian listen to me. Kurt is still in his room getting ready. He very scared at the moment that you're leaving him and going to find a replacement at some bar. Would you please care to explain?"

"It was her and her big mouth." Sebastian pointed at Santana, "I was having some nerves, that's normal right?" Hunter nodded, "And instead of calming me she thought it be funny to stir it up as usual."

"I was trying to calm you ass-wipe. It was reverse psychology dumb-ass, you were suppose to tell me I was wrong and that he still loved you and you don't need or want a replacement. I never told Lily to tell him you were going to go and actually find a replacement she did that on her own."

"Well she did and now Kurt is most properly pacing his room working himself into a panic because you two can't stop from having adult conversations in front of a child who doesn't understand how you two work. And you Tana shouldn't have sent her with any message like that today."

"I'll go talk to him." Santana stood.

"No you'll stay away from him. I'll go back if you two promise to finish getting ready without fighting and get your ass' downstairs ready for him to get married." Hunter poked Sebastian in the chest as he looked at Santana.

Both answered at the same time, "Yes, we promise."

"Good now I'm going to make sure Pippin is okay and that Uncle Burt and Grandma are not on their way to kill you. Play nice." Hunter left and headed back to Kurt.

Hunter walked in to see Brittany cuddling Kurt, "Oh shit. Pippin, everything's okay. It was just Santana and Seb being Santana and Seb. You know how they like to wind each other up. It just got out of hand. Seb is all ready."

Kurt looked up, "He still wants to get married?"

"When I got there he was throwing Santana out because he thought everything was ruined and Santana was speechless. I think it's the first time I've ever seen it happen. So yes he still wants to get married and he loves just as much as he always has so now get your into gear because you'll be late and we don't want those two starting again."

Kurt smiled and started rushing around as Brittany whispered, "Santana is so not getting her lady kisses tonight for making my dolphin cry."

Kurt stood on the hotel balcony thinking back over his and Sebastian's relationship when a pair of arms wrapped around him from behind and lips gently kissed his neck. "Hmm, that feels nice."

"Well my dearest husband come back to bed and I make you feel more than nice."

"In a minute."

Sebastian looked at Kurt, "What's got you so deep in thought babe?"

"I was just remembering. Did you ever wonder what happened to Quinn after she got out?"

"We know Sam got slapped wrists and community service because he was still only sixteen. So I guess he got a clean slate and a fresh start. As for Quinn I hope it's what she deserves. Now come to bed and don't dwell on the past. We've got to practice our baby making."

"You do realize that I can't actually get pregnant?"

Sebastian laughed as he dragged his husband to bed.

In a tiny run down house in Lima Ohio...

"Hey Quinn get the kids to be quite I'm watching the game and bring me a sandwich and a beer."

Quinn pushed her hair back and straighten her apron, "Give me a minute David."

"Stop calling me David, you know I like Dave. I ain't one of those posh guys you used to throw yourself at. You should think yourself lucky I married your saggy ass after you got knocked up and couldn't get one those guys to marry you. I mean did you really think that they didn't know you were doing them all. I mean have you never heard of locker room talk. Guys love to brag about banging the ex cheer leader turned criminal."

Quinn wiped a tear as she took her husbands sandwich and beer into him., "Dave the church social is tonight, could we go? It would be nice to dress up and go out for a change."

"Sorry got to meet the guys from work. Jim's retiring and we're going to have a few beers to send him off."

"Couldn't Puck throw a proper retirement do for him?"

"He is next week. The Boss is out-of-town this week, big fancy wedding of an old friend in San Francisco. He hoping to hook up with his ex. Well I better get going. Make sure you tidy up a bit the place is a mess."

Quinn watched from the window as Dave got in his car and drove off in the direction of Scandals.