Legally Nave
NatxRave
Wiritten by: Chocolatechiplague
Nat by: C2ndy2c1d
Rave by: KiraKurry

So there isn't a proper tag for me to place these guys under xD So KevEdd it is! If anyone has a better suggestion, please message me. Otherwise, please enjoy the introduction chapter for Legally Nave!

The stage was set. The situation? High school. The lives that would forever be changed by the production of this? Mainly Rave, as he didn't give two shits if anyone else was really affected. This was one of his dream musicals to be involved in. This was a step closer to his dream of Broadway, of dancing and singing his way into lights, to being known for being the wonderful actor that inspired. All he had to do was nail this part and it was his to take.

This was the biggest musical of the year for Peach Creek high. Despite the fact it was a small school, people from across the state came to see their performance every year. Rave was a wreck of nerves as he looked out to the small crowd in the seats that were witnessing the auditions. Rave was certain to get a major part, but he didn't want just any part, he wanted the very lead. The lead that was sought after by all. Even if it was a female character this time around, he would get it. At any cost.

The mahogany haired teen sneered and stuck his nose into the air as he listened to the off key singing of the females that were trying for the part of Elle Woods. As if. They couldn't hold a tune and they soooo didn't have the legs to be her. Rave knew he had the legs and he had the talent, there was no chance he wouldn't get the part.

"James Cute?" Rave shuddered at his last name before he moved to step onto center stage, not needing the script for his lines. Given the music cue, he took a breath before singing soft yet loud, a feminine tone to his voice to make it obvious he could do this perfectly.

"This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Cant look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied."

The spectators stared in wonder, having not expected such a sweet, rather peppy sound to come from Rave of all people. Yet there was no way of denying that he was perfect. Slap on some lipstick, a dress and wig, and they had their Elle Woods. Giving a gentle bow, the mahogany haired male made his way stage left, grinning to himself. He knew he had the part, he could see it in the ugly, pig nosed faces of the girls who tried for the part.

He didn't stick around to see who would be his Emmett. A surprise was always a welcomed thing in the world of theater.

Perhaps it was a good thing he didn't see who it was that auditioned and got the part of Emmett, as it would have most likely made him give up the part right away, while there was still a chance he could. Yet at the first meeting after school, there would be nothing he could do but sit there, waiting for the rest of the cast. Perhaps he should be more certain then he was when Rave saw Kevin and Double Dee step into the circle of chairs for the cast, taking their seats labeled 'Paulette' and 'Kyle'. A glance to his slight friend Edd, the embarrassed and mouthed words of being forced into it made said. Well, at least he had some people he could work with that didn't fully piss him off-

"I like big booty bitches, big big booty bitches." Oh no. Oh NO. That voice. "Little bitches get out, we don't want no skinny bitches!" What the hell was that mother fucking ass wipe of a shit head doing here?! "Big booty bitches!" Nat stepped onto the stage, giving a pelvic thrust as he continued to sing his atrocious song. No. He was going to ruin the sanctity of this theater! "Little bitches get out! WE DON'T WANT NO SKINNY EMO BROODING BITCHES!" Rave scowled, glaring harshly as one of Nat's fingers pointed directly at him as he sang, shaking his hips.

It was by the time that Kevin had finished laughing with tears in his eyes that Nat finished his song. Nat refused to take his seat yet as their musical instructor and director stepped onto the stage with a smile on his face. "As you all know, my name is Professor Amus. I shall be exercising your abilities, pushing you beyond the stars, and making you shine so wonderful that the heavens will weep." Rave snorted, though impressed with the man before him. The spectacled teacher glanced to Nat, frowning softly. "Why is it you have not taken your seat yet?"

"My bad, Professor Booty, I thought it would be fun to stand and act like a brooding princess." Even as he spoke, he stepped towards the circle. Rave's breath hitched and was held as he sat in the chair labeled for the Emmett actor. He hissed loudly. "What the fuck do you think you are doing, shit head? That's for fucking Emmett, not the fucking dog." Nat smirked quickly, tipping the chair back a bit to relax and recline. "I am Emmett, Cindy. I am the center of your fucking world now, baby."

" … can I resign from my position as Elle, Professor Amus?"

"No, James, no you can not. Now shall we work on introductions and getting to know each other before working on a scene?"