~Theme Song: Dedede!~

Dedede, that's the name you should know!

Dedede, he's the king of the show!

You'll holler and hoot!

He'll give Kirby the boot!

Dedede is the one!

He just comes right at ya!

He just comes right at ya!

He'll give all that he got,

Take your very best shot!

He'll just come right at ya for sure,

Yeah!

Customer Service: How can we help you, Prince Kirby?

Tuff: He wants a monster that'll squash ol' Dedede!

Customer Service: That's what we do best at N.M.E.!

Tiff: You better get it with a money back guarantee!

~Instrumental~

Oh, Dedede! Saving the day!

Dedede, he'll blow you away!

He's truly a prize,

You won't believe your eyes!

Dedede,

DEDEDE!

Dedede...

DEDEDE!

Dedede!

DEDEDE!

Dedede is the one!

Comin at ya!

Yeah!