Itako Number One!

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"Good morning, Yoh-kun." Anna walked into the kitchen.

"Good morning...?" Yoh questioned. "Wow, it's not like you, Anna, to say that."

"Really. Do you want me to do this then?" she immediately wraps him with the itako beads and starts choking him!

"GASP! I was kidding, Anna." He gasped as she released the beads. He sighed in most utter relief.

"I want to go shopping today. Do you want to come along?" she asks. Yoh blinks.

'Is this really Kyouyama Anna???'

"Okay." He agrees trying to hide all kinds of disbeliefs. "Might as well we go then."

AT THE MALL

"I want this." She makes Yoh hold the outfit. "And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this."

"Anna, I think that's a lot..."

"I don't think I heard you correctly."

"I'm your husband and I'm willing to do this for you," Yoh cries anime style.

As they finally walk out the store, they sit at the mall's water fountain and Yoh looks at the billions of receipts he has.

"There are a few more shops that I still want to go to." Anna thought. Yoh looked away desperate to keep his mouth shut. "Anyways!" She stood up at the side of the fountain. "Perhaps we should just relax for a while, don't you think?"

"Yes, I guess so." Yoh agreed. "If we're going to do more shopping, we might as well get it over with!" he gives the wonderful carefree smile of his grabbing the shopping bags.

"Y-Yoh!" Anna balances barely over the edge.

"AH! Anna!" Yoh drops the bags and tries to catch her from falling BUT!! Too late XD. Her head went smack dab against the concrete of the fountain o.O and she floated in the water. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 911!!!!! AMBULANCE!!! HELP! SOMEBODY!"

Everyone around them gasped and screamed!! All the sudden, Anna just sat up as if everything were normal!!!

"Oh hi! Did I just faint? Oh, silly me!" she got out of the water fountain.

"AH! Anna! Let me help you!" Yoh panicked helping the itako get out of the water fountain. "Are you alright, Anna! I'm so sorry! It was all my fault!"

"Oh, you're so sweet! What's your name? How do you know my name?" the itako asked.

And Yoh's world seemed to have froze...

"Y-Y-You don't remember me?!?!" he pointed to himself. Anna SMILED!

"Perhaps fainting made me lose my memory. Where are we?" she asks in a very kind voice. So very unlike the "real" Anna Kyouyama.

"We're in the Tokyo Mall." Yoh said. "We better get going home. We need to dry you up quickly!"

"Home? Home where? Oh I must've forgotten again!" she smiles at Yoh.

"How about we go to the hospital..." Yoh stuttered looking away. "This is SO bad."

[AT THE HOSPITAL]

"So why are we here? You still haven't told me your name, kind sir."

"This is NOT Anna Kyouyama," Yoh cried trying to drag her by hand towards the doctor's office. Anna looked around with wonder as she sat on the hospital bed.

"They call these hospital beds? They are so uncomfortable, don't you think?"

"Ah-ah, yeah! That's it...!" Yoh looked away crying anime style.

"Yes, I must agree! And look at all the magazines! They must have to pay a lot to order several issues of these at a time! And what's all this paper doing on a hospital bed? Is it a blanket? It looks far too small to be a blanket for my size. Perhaps I've gained some weight?"

'This is unbelievable...'

"And those blinds that these doctor's offices have are so thick. And the room is so small! There's a computer but the screen is too dark. If we're here, we won't be able to read the doctor's handwriting! Doctor's handwritings are SO messy. It must run in their families! Don't you think, kind sir? You still haven't told me your name."

"ANNA!! ANNA! It's ME! Don't you REMEMBER???" Yoh cried.

"Oh, kind sir, you seem so sad. I'm so sorry. Okay, your name is...Bob."

"Hehehehehehehe, no."

"You like my boyfriend though." She mentioned. "Perhaps you might be related to him. Perhaps! Don't you think so, kind sir?"

"Boyfriend?" Yoh looked up with some hint of hope in his eyes. "Who's your boyfriend? Tell me. Tell me now, Anna!!"

"There's no need to rush, kind sir. I and my wonderful, charming boyfriend, you see," Anna blushed. "Have been going out for quite some time now. He's obviously handsome. But don't feel bad because you're so cute! What are you? In 5th grade?"

"EIGHTH. EIGHTH GRADE."

"Oh, excuse me!" she giggled. "I'm in eighth grade too!"

"TELL. ME. THE. NAME. OF. YOUR. BOYFRIEND." Yoh heaved.

All the sudden, the doctor walked into the office!

"FAUST?!?!?!" Yoh pointed with his mouth wide open.

"Oh, hi Yoh!" Faust greeted. "I'm so glad you came along!"

"How did you get to work here?!?!"

"Oh just think about it, Yoh. I'm 33 years old and I didn't waste 33 years on just wanting to become a Shaman. I'm going to help others with my knowledge that has been past on down to me since Faust I! And I like the pay too...Hehehehehehehe."

"Glad for you," Yoh laughed with the downcast look. "HELP HER!" He pointed at Anna Kyouyama who SMILED at Faust VIII.

"Ah, hello doctor. Pleasant day, isn't it?"

"EEEEEEEEEP!!!" Faust shrieked!! "ANNA?!"

"I think she's got a concussion!" Yoh pointed. "She doesn't even remember who "I" am!!"

"Hmm, that might be bad..." Faust thought. "Memory loss." He said. "Now, Miss Kyouyama, my name is Faust VIII. I would like you tell me about your childhood if you may." Faust sits down on the doctor's seat.

"Let's see, I know that I was born in New York City. I was raised Tao En to become the strongest Shaman. I believe I want to give back to nature what nature has given to me by growing a Fuki field for spirits like Kororo. I wish to also have a peaceful life if I ever become Shaman King and will make myself the First Lady as well. I want pure justice being brought to the world and find the Best Place for everyone. Someday, I will find revenge for whoever killed my father on Christmas day. I feel that there are too many people stronger than me so I always must try my best for me and my boyfriend!"

Faust and Yoh exchanged glances.

"She remembers bits of all of us." Faust sighed. "So, Miss Kyouyama, who are your spirits?"

"This red and blue thing that I think my boyfriend gave to me."

"................."

"And can you tell us who your boyfriend is?"

Anna smiles with blush forming at her cheeks. Yoh's heart paused. Faust's mouth dropped open just waiting. The room was in death silence for like a minute. She giggles trying to cover up her cheeks with her hands.

"Asakura Hao."



A/N:: And madness shall ensue =P