A/N: Sup guys, I'm here with a little thing that I started posting in the Nanoha FF topic on AS, mostly out of boredom, and I finally decided to post it here.

And I'm saying it here once and for all, I own notheing.

Well, there's not much more to say, let's start.

Operation Wingmen.

One can say that Chrono Harlaown is a busy person, TSAB Admiral, father of two children, talented mage and the one that people tend to seek when it's time to pay the bills for the massive property damage that some of his most enthusiastic friends seem to generate during their fights.

But, despite his dedication to his work, he needs to take a break every once in while like every normal person, forgetting his about his work, his family and PR for just a day.

That's why four men were sitting around a table in a random pub in Cranagan, obviously the blue haired admiral, Yuuno Scrya, the chief librarian of the Infinite Libray and probably Chrono's best friend, (not that any one of the two would ever admit it in public) who was just dragged out from his workplace a couple of minutes ago by his friend, in what he called an act of pity toward endangered species. Seriously, the man looked like he could use a couple of days of sleep.

Next to the blond haired librarian was Vice Grandscenic, excellent sniper and chopper pilot, always present when booze and pretty waitress where present, and strangely enough a good friend with the rest of the group thanks to what they called their sessions of male bonding, with the great majority of their mutual friends being female, they all needed a day every once in a while in which they could let out their masculinity freely.

Last but not least, Zafira, Hayate's guarding beast who, even with his great sense of loyalty, needed every once in a while a pause form his all-female family. Also the Comiket was nearing, so the proud Zafira proudly ran away, and was planning on disappearing for a couple of days, he loved Hayate dearly, but he was not going to be a dress up doll willingly.

Each and every one of them was there to escape from work, family and to enjoy the company of some fellow males, get drunk, and discuss some very important business away from the earshot of some of their other friends, like for example which waitress had the biggest rack; very important business indeed.

"That new brunette in definitely my type, I'm gonna ask her number." The sniper declared once he had his target in sight, gulped down the contents of his mug and mentally prepared for the mission.

"Ten bucks that she'll just laugh and give him a fake number." Chrono declared once the sniper got up, putting a bill on the table.

"Ten that he'll get the real one… this time." Yuuno said adding his own bill.

"Ten that he'll make a stupid comment and will get slapped in the face, returning here empty handed." Zafira added his own bill on top of the other two, maintaining his usual stoic demeanor.

And what the guardian beast predicted happened right in front of the other two eyes as the white haired man took his win with a smug smile on his face, and handing half of it to the grinning man hat sat back again at their table.

"Totally worth it!" Vice said grinning and pocketing his half while massaging his red cheek, enjoying the faces of two other members of the group.

"Che, you plotting bastards." Chrono snorted taking a sip from his mug. "If you continue like this you'll never find a woman."

"Pff Admiral, my kill count is already higher than yours."

"As if that's difficult to surpass." Yuuno immediately jumped at the rare occasion to tease his friend. "One isn't exactly a result to gloat bout, and I don't see it going up soon."

"Umu…" Zafira nodded sagely with a smirk on his face.

"Yeah, gang in the poor married man." Chrono snorted. "I wish you all twins."

"Urk…please have mercy, I'm still too young and handsome to die." Vice replied laughing awkwardly. "But I'm sure that the Professor here has plenty of interesting stories for us, with all these sexy librarians around you, life in there must be a bliss."

"Ghe…"

"What's wrong oh Almighty Ferret, too embarrassed to share your stories." Chrono teased his embarrassed friend.

"I-It's not like that…" Yuuno trailed of, searching his mind for a new topic. "I-It's just that…"

"Scrya, could it be that you are…" Zafira started, giving his an evaluative stare. "…Yeah, that must be it." The guardian beast nodded to himself, receiving two set of curious looks from the sniper and the admiral.

"What do you mean Zafs?" Vice decided to inquire.

"That's not my place to say…"

"Wait…Could it be that…" Chrono started as realization hit him like an arrow. "…Oh my good Ferret-boy, you're still pure!" He shouted pointing a finger toward the embarrassed librarian.

"Ghe, no need to shout it from the rooftops." Yuuno replied blushing.

"The situation is more grave than what I could have imagined." Chrono, probably affected by the alcohol and having left his professional side locked inside his office, started to ramble incoherently shaking his head.

"This is serious business indeed." Vice agreed nodding.

"Agreed." Zafira nodded as well.

"Even you Zafira." Yuuno sighed, slamming his open palm on his face. "And here I thought that you were asexual."

"Wolf, thousand years and female masters." The white haired man replied shrugging. "I had more than what I wanted, that's why I usually stay in my wolf form most of the time to try to blend with the furniture."

Somehow the three other men had the vision of a toothed big furry blue armchair on which no one dared to seat.

"This situation requires immediate action." Chrono declared, apparently snapping out from his ramblings. "I'm willing to admit that I'm partially at fault for this."

"I have a bad feeling about this…" Yuuno muttered, Chrono never admits when he's at fault, something bad was going to happen.

"Rejoice Yuuno Scrya because tonight your wish will be granted." Chrono declared standing up and opening his arms, looking somehow like a certain fake priest. "Cause we're going to perform one of the most sacred duty a man can perform for another one, for tonight we're going to be your Wingmen."

"Rest assured Professor, even if we must die tonight, I promise you that you'll get some." Vice declared, following Chrono example and standing up to put a hand on his drink buddy's shoulder.

"This guardian beast will follow you till the end of this sacred task." Zafira added as well, taking place on the opposite side of Vice, not drunk like the other two, but willing to see how this will end just for shit and giggles.

"Alright then, Zafira, restrain the ferret, Vice, procure some more alcohol." Chrono started to order, emptying his mug and assuming the same expression he would have in the middle of an important operation. "Let the operation Wingmen being!" He dramatically declared with fire burning in his eyes.

"Yes Sir!" His two accomplices replied giving him a salute and immediately starting to perform their duties.

A/N: Ok, from now on every chapter is an alternative ending to this little introduction, faturing one or more character from Canon and various AUs, if they can manage to make you crack a smile then I can consider myself happy.

As I also said on AS this was made only for fun, if you want to send me your own Report about a character I have not written yet, an alternative one about one I already made, feel free to do so by sending me a PM her, on AS or TFF.

Bye