A/N I don't own Percy Jackson

Prologue.

Look.

I didn't want to be part of an underground resistance attempting to kick the Lord of the Sky off his seat as Supreme Ruler of Earth.

If you're reading this with the intention of joining our rebellion, my advice to you is- don't. Swallow all the lies you're told about the subjugation of earth being a good thing, keep your head down, and try to lead a normal life.

But if you don't have any choice... If you're reading this because you're already on the wrong side of the gods and running for your life... If you're desperately seeking some advice, I'll give you some for free.

Stealing the master bolt of a tyrannical god-king is a really, really bad idea.