Disclaimer: I own nothing. Sucks to be me.

Warning: This is be a KurtXPuck slash story. the fact that I feel i have to warn people before hand is ridiculous, but some people just aren't quite up to speed on the 21st century.

Things to know: This story is slightly AU, Beth never happened for one. this is set during sophomore year but isn't canon at all e.g, Beiste is couch, not Tenaka. Also in my mind, Kurt looks like he does in season four (so much hotter then season 1, fo' sho'), and no-one joined Glee after the original 5.

A/N: I'm still continuing with my other story 'heal me', I just had this little brain fart and had to write it down. One day, Puck and Kurt will become Canon (pfft keep dreamin' Dame Ditta) but until then, we always got fanfic.

Chapter 1: News Travels Fast

For those girls who had yet to fall into bed with Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, they would describe the teen as a variation of the following: Hot, Badass, Desirable, Bad Boy, Wild, Unobtainable, Gifted and so on. The reason being was because Puck was a stud. And not just a stud to the girls in the halls of William McKinley High School, but to most woman all over the hick town of Lima, Ohio.

He was the most popular boy in school, -what with his good looks, charm and being the running back on the school football team-, that practically every student who was worth something in the school halls agreed that 'every girl wanted to be with him, whilst every guy wanted to be him'

Standing at 6 foot tall, bronzed skin, smoky hazel eyes that were almost constantly dilated with lust, a body worthy of Greek gods and his infamous black Mohawk made any girl with any attraction to men swoon for him.

Whilst his ability to juggle several girls on the sly, every cheerleader on the Cheerio's and the mothers throwing their panties at him and his ability to restore order by bullying and terrorising any who deemed 'unfit' to be popular made any guy who valued popularity, hero-worship him.

However, for those girls who had been lucky enough to fall into bed with Noah Puckerman, they would describe the teen as a variation of the following: Rude, Trouble, Heartless, Loser and most importantly, Heart Breaker. Because that is exactly what Puck was. He would seduce, charm and worm his way into a girl's heart and make them feel like a princess until they finally put out for him and then once he got his leg over, all affection would immediately cease. He wouldn't call them afterwards, even compliment them during or after the act and would then go on to completely ignore them, unless of course you were deemed 'worthy' enough to have a second encounter with 'Puckzilla'.

Yet these girls didn't hate Puck, how could they? They had been tricked into falling in love with the boy. Just because he was a heartless piece of shit, didn't mean they were. Puck manages to make his conquests fall so hard for him, that no matter what he did, or how badly he hurt them, they would always hang onto hope that one day, they would be the one to tame the beast.

But not everyone loved Puckerman in the sanctuary of the school, oh no. Whilst most students and even teachers either respected or worshiped the boy. One teacher and one school club despised his very existents. Sue Sylvester was the cheerleading couch at McKinley High, infamous for her 7 consecutive National titles and a temper so fierce, that even Bad Boy Puck didn't attempt to charm her in fear of getting castrated. He's reason for fearing the couch was simply, Sue Sylvester made it no secret that she hated the boy with a passion. She loved her squad of girls, they were making her shit loads of money and were earning her a comfortable celebrity status in Ohio, plus the fact she genuinely cared for her team - the reason for being so harsh and borderline cruel with them was to get them ready for the real world and keep them in winning shape- so when every week she had to cut practise early because one of her girls couldn't concentrate, having her heart recently crushed by the mowhawked boy, her hatred for him grew just a tiny bit more. And since this had been going on every week for 2 years now, her patience was wearing extremely thin and she preyed for the day that Puck met his maker.

The school club was Glee, a show choir consisting of social rejects with a flare and talent for musical theatre or dance and although they were the official enemies of Sue and the Cheerio's, the one thing that the coach and the Glee kids had in common was their mutual hatred for Puck.

Rachel Berry was the team leader in the club, although she was loud, obnoxious and over dramatic, she didn't deserve the abuse she got from Noah (She refused to call him Puck like everyone else, because she followed the rule of Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter Series - 'Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself'- yes that's right, Rachel Barbara Berry thought of Noah as Voldemort, she wouldn't put it past him to try kill babies. For Rachel, she could have been on either side of Noah's attention, Victim of the body or Victim of the heart, and since she had turned him down one time at temple - she couldn't date him because she needed to focus on her career and plus she had her eye on someone else, cough Finn Hudson cough - she became a victim of the body. She could be subjected to daily slushie facials by the boy because no one turned Puckzilla down unless they were a proven lesbian.

Artie Abrams was the musician of the group thanks to his handy skills with electric guitars. He was polite and smart and cared about those around him. He would have been quite popular if he wasn't in Glee, wore glasses, dressed like a 80 year old retired golfing grandpa and in a wheelchair, but because he was all the above, he was deemed a loser. And Puck and the football team enjoyed reminding him of that on an almost daily basis, whether it be by rolling him down the ramps and tampering with his breaks or jamming stuff into the spokes of the wheel of his chair to cause him to be late for almost every class, thus effecting his grades. These were the reasons that Artie Abrams hated the football team, and the ring leader of it all: Noah Puckerman.

Tina Cohen Chang and Mercedes Jones were 2 other vocalist in the show choir, New Directions, or as the rest of the school called them, Nude Erections or Homo Explosion, and they too were hating on Puck. Puck had never approached them romantically - something Tina was incredibly jealous of and Mercedes was completely thankful of - because he had refused the kink of necrophilia (convinced, as were most of the school, that Tina Cohen Chang was indeed a Vampire because of her Goth clothing) and because he refused to date 'fat black chicks from the ghetto' (Mercedes Jones had no problem with it, she liked the way she looked and was damn proud of it)
So instead of being pursued by Puck, they got slushie facials as well. While Tina would cry about the needless bullying, Mercedes would be more than prepared to kick that sorry boys ass. Luckily for the black girl, she had previous romantic links with both Shane Tinsley and Samuel Evans, fellow football stars, so Pucks bullying towards Mercedes stopped and never resumed after the relationships crumbled, simply because either Puck ignored her or forgot she existed completely. No Mercedes Jones hatred for the boy mainly stemmed from her love and protectiveness for her best friend.

Kurt Hummel was the countertenor of the Glee Club, talented singer, gifted dancer, decked in the finest designer clothing and oh so very… gay. It was that one trait - the thing that people shouldn't care about, because really, why were people obsessed about what other people do in the bedroom anyway? - that caused him to be the number one target at McKinley High. The Jocks, being the uneducated, naïve, bigoted Neanderthals they were, refused to live in fear that they might get molested or recruited by the boy, so to prevent that happening, they needed to beat and terrorise the gay out of Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. His punishment for spreading his faggy fairy dust didn't end with the simple ice cold slushie facial. Oh no, Kurt got tossed into dumpsters, shoved into lockers, became the target of pee balloons, spat on, got set fire to and terrorised at his own home. But Kurt didn't complain to teachers for they didn't care nor did he tell his Dad because his father would be arrested for murder (Burt Hummel had a shot gun, and as sole provider and protector of his son, would not be afraid to use it if he found out the extent of the bullying) and he most certainly didn't cry like Tina, because above everything, Kurt knew first and foremost that he was simply better than them, especially Puckerman, who the deemed the biggest Lima Loser of them all. While the rest of them looked forward to life as a Target employee or becoming resentful bitter fathers of eight with fat wives, Kurt Hummel would be a star on Broadway, that was his revenge. No, the bullying didn't make him weak, it made him strong, fast, tactical and determined to succeed. In fact, once he won his first Tony, he would have to thank them in his acceptance speech.

Today was October 21st of Puck and the Gleek's sophomore year, and in the morning, it seemed like the average day at McKinley. The three most popular jocks, which consisted of Noah Puckerman and his two best friends and henchmen, Finn Hudson - an overly tall and overly stupid boy- and David 'The Fury' Karofsky - a boy who's waistline exceeded his IQ, were sitting on the bleachers smoking a joint, nothing unusual there. The three most popular Cheerio's, 'Blonde Barbie' Lucy Quinn Fabray, 'Latina Sex Minx' Santana Lopez and 'Lovable but Thick-as-Shit' Brittany Susan Pierce were in the sports hall getting grilled by Coach Sue for messing up an extremely difficult routine, same old, same old. Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen Chang and Mercedes Jones were bitching about Puck in the girls toilets as they attempted to clean themselves up from their latest meeting with the jock and a grape slushie shower, a daily occurrence. It was the school reporter, Jacob Ben Israel who managed to shake things up that day.

The Jewish teen, who had crazy frizzy hair, worked at Breadstix, an Italian restaurant, as a dish washer on weekends. As the restaurant was a hot spot for many McKinley students to take their dates, Jacob was able to get the low down and see first hand who was dating who and then writing it on the school blogs. On his last few shifts, he began to notice something that took his interest. Last Sunday, Noah Puckerman took Santana Lopez, the school slut, on a date at the restaurant. It wasn't really unusual as Santana had managed to bed Puckzilla many a times and found a way to keep him around, although the rest of the school didn't know as they were on the down low. Jacob had wanted to post it on his blog immediately but didn't dare invoke the wrath of Puck so he kept silent about his discovery.

That silence was tested when the next Saturday came round when once again Noah Puckerman was on a date, only this time, with Santana's best friend Quinn. Jacob nearly passed out from this golden discovery and was about to post it to the blog, -his life be damn- until Puck cornered him and threaten him to kill the story immediately and advise him that if he wanted to keep his nuts, he would forget he saw anything. So that night, Jacob went home, silent, and with a rather embarrassing piss stain down the front of his pants.

The next day, Puck appeared again at Breadstix with Brittany in tow, who was rumoured to be in an on-off-friends-with-benefits-sort-of-arrangement with Santana. Once again, Puck had threatened Jacob to keep silent, but the school reporter just couldn't do it. So that night he finally agreed with his parents that he should be home schooled -the only reason he stayed at that hell hole was because of his obsession with Rachel Berry- and went to school the following day to sign papers and collect his belongings from his locker. Then he throw caution to the wind and went to the library and wrote an article, informing the school that Noah Puckerman was sleeping with the three best friends behind each others backs and then left the school soon after, grinning with pride.

The news spread like wild fire once Jacob Ben Israel departed, unbeknownst to Puck, Finn and Karofsky who were in the world of the stoned, and the show down happened at lunch time in the cafeteria.

"How can we qualify for sectionals if we only have five members?" Tina asked as she and the other Gleeks sat at their assigned table in the cafeteria.

"Because, Mr. Shue is going to bring the band, as long as they are on stage in at least one of the three songs, it's allowed apparently" Kurt replied as he chewed on his celery stick, which like all the food in the school, tasted like rubber.

"I still think we need to recruit more back up singers for me" Rachel inputted. "it's all good that you guys are behind me swaying and stuff, but wouldn't it be even better if their were more of you guys?" Rachel was what people would refer to as an attention whore. She craved the spot light and was displeased if anyone tried to steal it from her, thus getting practically every solo in the club. "Maybe a boy who can keep up with me vocally, so I can duet with him" she ignored the death glare she got from Kurt at this point. "Maybe someone like, I don't know, say Finn Hudson?"

"Aw, Hell to the no, you did not just go there" Mercedes exclaimed, whilst Kurt choked on his celery stick and gazed at the brunette diva with wide glasz eyes. Artie rolled his chair back slightly and looked at Rachel with disgusted, while Tina pretended to gag at the thought.

"Are you fucking serious, Rachel?" Kurt screeched. "That… that manchild, thing is not coming anywhere near the choir room. Next you'll be wanting Puck to join" Okay, Kurt knew that one wasn't a possibility, even for mad Rachel, but still, Finn Hudson was a douche, even worse, he was douche lapdog for the king douche.

"Actually, Noah has a really good voice, I heard him at temple, and he plays guitar" Rachel said pointedly. "But you're right, Noah is scum of the earth, but I don't think Finn is. He's just lost his way and wants to fit in, I think if I… I mean we, let him in, he'll change"

"One, the fact that Puck even goes to temple is laughable, he's like the worst Jew going" Mercedes paused to let her friends agree, which they did. "Two, I don't care if that mowhawked son of a bitch can sing opera, underwater, in 30 different languages, he ain't coming anywhere near us if we don't wanna catch herpes or something" she paused again when Kurt chuckled and nodded whilst Artie 'Preach'ed, even Rachel smiled at that. "And three, girl this crush you got going on for the Frankenstein's monster needs to stop. I've seen Finn at his best while I dated Sam, and his best Rach, ain't that good. He's not very strong vocally, is a horrible dancer, dumb as a bag of hair and not worthy of your talent, as much as it pains me to say"

"Its not just a crush Mercedes" Rachel whispered as she leaned across the table to avoid being heard by passer-bys. "I'm in love with him" she sent a death glare over towards Kurt who snorted at her unashamedly. "If it wasn't for Noah Puckerman dragging him down, he could reach his full potential"

Mercedes was just about to bite back when Tina jumped from her seat. "Oh my god guys, check the latest blog, now!" the Goth demanded while her eyes remained fixed on her phone. Confused, the rest of the Gleeks took out their phones and began searching for the latest bit of school gossip, same for those in direct ear shot of her.

Silence fell over the cafeteria whilst everyone scanned the phones to see the scandal of Puck playing three best friends behind each others backs. "Oh it's about time the three witches of east wick got their comeuppance, and if they happen to murder Puck out of revenge, then that would be a juicy bonus" Kurt laughed as he put his phone on the table.

"Fabrey, you fucking slut!" the voice of an apparent very angry Santana rang across the room. Santana jumped from her seat and slapped the girl in question, hard across the face, from where they were sitting. "Keep your dirty hands offs my man" she shouted.

"Your man?" Quinn recovered, anger overriding pain. "He's mine, bitch" slapping the Latina back just as hard.

"Okay cunt, Imma bout to go all Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass" Santana roared, grabbing Quinn by her golden locks and literally throwing her across the table. "Let me show you how we do it in the Ghetto" then she jumped on the table and crawled over a struggling Quinn and began rubbing her food in the blonde Cheerio's face.

"Oh please, Your dad's a doctor, you don't live in the Ghetto" Brittany laughed as she too got up from her chair, grabbing Santana by the shoulder to try get her off Quinn.

"And you!" Santana spat, climbing off the blonde and strolling up to Brittany, who began backing away. "You're cheating on me, with my fucking boyfriend of all people"

"He's not your boyfriend!" Yelled Brittany, pushing Santana hard in the chest. "And it's not cheating if the plumbing is different"

"Don't be such a idiot Britt" Quinn interrupted, grabbing a random jacket -that didn't belong to her- and wiping her face clean of food. "Santana can't keep her legs closed for anyone, she doesn't care about you, you're just an easy whore to her"

"Oi tramp, don't be talking to my girlfriend that way" Santana warned, pointing her finger directing into Quinn's face.

"I'm not your girlfriend Santana" Brittany laughed humourlessly. "You're a bitch and a whore and I can do better. And as for you Q, call me an idiot one more time and I'm gonna punch your fucking face in, Ok?"

And just like that, the fight broke out. Santana turned around and slapped Brittany across the face and Quinn grabbed Santana's hair once her back was turned. Once the dopey blonde recovered from her blow, she pulled at Quinn's golden locks whilst the Latina grabbed hers. Buckling under each others weight, all three Cheerio's fell the floor and resumed fighting on the ground, which involved a lot of hair pulling, shoving, punching and kicking. Everyone else in the cafeteria remained exactly where they were, watching the fight in silence. That was, until Tina, randomly spoke up, loud enough to fill the room and get the attention of the three fighters.

"Emergency 'Too young to be bitter' Club, in the auditorium NOW!" she bellowed. Translation: 'girls who has been wronged by Puck, we've had enough, it's time to fight back, lets start planning an attack'.

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