Here's the update on the next chapter of True Shinigami, taking place at the start of the Bount Arc let me know if i got this right. M'kay!

I don't own Bleach it is owned by Tite Kubo

Ikuso!

Chapter 3: Bount Encounter!

(Kurosaki Household)

"Old man I am getting very annoyed at your pitiful glare at me." Ichigo narrowed his eye's at his father's glaring eye's and can feel his partner's annoyance as well knowing this man is being jealous, seriously he just wanted to visit Karin and Yuzu and it is still nighttime he has no time for this crap.

"Why are you being chummy with the enemy boy!" He hissed at his rebellious his face etched into displeasure making Ichigo snort at him, his intentions clear as day and he calls himself a former Captain when he can't even mask his own intentions.

Ririn who was in her smaller form poker her head over his shoulder looking displeased. "Ichi-kun why are we here with this baboon?" She asked in a very irked tone making Isshin become incensed at the 'baboon' remark making Ichigo sigh.

"I only came here to say goodnight to my sister's before heading back to the Ryuuken's, but this baboon as you call him had the nerve to reprimand me for not following orders like a soldier for the Gotei 13's Central 46 that was revived apparently." Ichigo said neutrally before getting up and putting on his jacket walking out the door, but not before turning a glare toward his scum of a father.

"Go ahead and tell those old arrogant bastards in Central 46 about my powers not like they can stop me anyway." He snorted slamming the door cracking it slightly leaving a seething Isshin who transforms into his Shinigami form and runs through a Senkaimon to report this.

(Karakura Town - Night)

Ichigo rubs his temples in irritation while Ririn in her human form is rubbing his arm softly, which he smile at her caring for him when he's in a bad mood and felt the same attraction to her just like Orihime and the other girls. "I'm fine now Ririn-chan." She blushed with a pink hue on her cheeks at the affectionate name.

"Ichi-kun what do you think Aizen is up to now?" She asked seriously with Ichigo shaking his head knowing that arrogant bastard is biding his time till his enemy's drop their guard and launch a full out assault.

"He's biding his time that's for sure." He mumbled, but instantly was on alert as he felt someone following them on the rooftops.

"Ichi-kun this energy matches that of a Bount I'm sure of it." She whispered to him and nodded before Ichigo grabbed her and blurred using his new speed move 'Echo Flash' he created it recently by combining the Flash Step and Sonido together making a speed move faster than it's predecessors and dodged a large fireball that impacted the ground destroying the street they were on and appeared on a roof.

"Impressive you managed to dodge my attack?" A female voice said with a hint of surprise since not many could sense and dodge her attacks. Ichigo and Ririn looked up to see a woman in her twenties with beautiful looks with brown neck length hair and black eye's wearing a red shirt under a brown jacket with dark blue jeans and some brown heel boots.

Ichigo narrowed his eye's seeing what looked like a flaming bone like warrior by her side with decent-sized fireballs dancing around it's hands. 'Bount's were said to have something called a Doll that is like a Soul Reaper's Zanpakuto except their's isn't dormant.' He thought thinking many different way's to fight this woman.

"Ichigo Quincy Kurosaki, our leader has a need for you after I defeat you I'll take you to him to put you to use immediately!" She shouted before commanding her doll to fire multiple blasts of fire which Ichigo used his Echo Flash to reach another rooftop and told Ririn to stay there before teleporting back to the female Bount and pulled out Zangetsu in his sealed state.

He charged toward her hand on his sword and sent a slash at her colliding with her doll's fist only for it to be pushed back roughly, twisting around the doll's fist he delivers a fast spin kick Geothe is launched into a water tower the impact causing water to spray down the Doll dousing his flames down to a trickle and slashed at Yoshino who dodged barely only to flinch in pain as a large gash formed on her shoulder spraying blood.

Ichigo's finger sparked with black lightning. "Hado #4: Byakurai!" Multiple blasts of black lightning are fire from his finger at blinding speeds causing the Bount to dodge getting her arm, leg, and shoulder pierced causing her to scream in pain.

"Why don't you just give up Bount I don't want to be forced to kill a woman." Ichigo said emotionlessly only for Yoshino to disappear in a swirl of fire with Geothe to recover her injuries making Ichigo frown before jumping across rooftops only to hear Rukia's voice behind him.

"Ichigo-kun, what's going on!?" Rukia shouted as she flash stepped to him along with Orihime and Sado appearing using their own developed speed techniques, Sado appearing in a buzz of static and Orihime in a burst of light impressing Ichigo.

"I was attacked by one of the bount named Yoshino Soma apparently has a Fire Doll, I gave her some injuries forcing her to retreat-" He and the others suddenly teleported away as a bunch of gray scaled snakes fell at their previous location and looked to see a butler looking man with brown hair and pupiless wine red eye's staring at Ichigo with a snake coiling around his arm.

Ichigo see's the snake and mentally concluded this man's a Bount as well and summarizes he was the one who launched those snakes at them and puts his hand on Zangetsu who instantly syncs with Ichigo's body.

"So you're the hybrid Kariya-sama is interested in I can see why, rest assure we will get you Quincy." He smirked before vanishing to report to his master leaving them on the rooftop.

"Kurosaki-kun, it seem's Karakura Town is going to become a war zone soon?" Orihime spoke sadly as she dosen't like violence, but realizes it can't be avoided.

"Yes, Hime-chan and this Kariya seem's to be their leader and has interest in my heritage for evil means let's head to the shop to talk with my godfather on what they're after." They nodded before teleporting to Kisuke's shop for answers on their enemy.

(Bount Mansion)

"That was reckless of you Yoshino." A green haired woman scolded bandaging up Yoshino's wounds which were quite deep with others nodding including Ryo Utagawa who just entered.

"That boy is dangerous." A shinigami with dark blue hair looked at Ryo with a confused frown on her face.

"What do you mean Ryo?" Kariya asked.

"His spiritual pressure doe's not feel human, yet it is controlled completely and feel's like it has three...no four feels to it. A Soul Reaper, Quincy, Hollow and something I can't quite figure out."THe others looked at Ryo with widened eyes at what he said even Kariya looked at him with wide eye's on his normally calm face.

"He isn't like other Shinigami that would despise those different he had a very sympathetic look on his face." Yoshino spoke in a confused voice with Ryo nodding getting everyone's attention.

"I heard Kurosaki having a heated argument with his father and if im correct he has something other than a zanpakuto spirit inside him, and his father feel's threatened by it and accused his son of being out of control." Maki snorted at that, to her it seem's Ichigo's father is a Soul Reaper Captain who is afraid of his own son being stronger than him.

"It's obvious the man feel's his pride threatened that his own son isn't fully grown and has more power than anyone alive and wants him controllable and suppressed like the Central 46 did to you." Kariya looked at her with recognition and nodded.

"It's always the older generation, that causes hardships for others." Kariya sighed with his eye's closed remembering eavesdropping on RanTao arguing with the old buzzards about killing the Bounts at a young age so they won't be a threat.

"Hmm, this Ichigo sounds like my kinda guy!" Yoshi grinned at Yoshino with the twins Bo and Han snorting under their breath in amusement only to quickly look away at Yoshi's scowl while Kariya looks at her with a raised eyebrow.

"All i know is any man who would get you would be wrapped around your finger completely Yoshi." Maki snorted in amusement only for a sly smile to spread across the green haired bount's face that made Bo and Han hide behind an old looking man who smirked at them.

"Oh you say that, but i detect a hint of jealousy in that cute voice of your's." Yoshi grinned at Maki's sputtering look and indignation in her eye's and blushed embarrassed.

""Vampiric Nympho." Bo muttered under his breath causing a vein to pulse on Yoshi's temple turning her head slowly to the twin Bounts with a scowl on her face that made a tanned skin man with a mohawk look away whistling innocently and moved by Ryo who looked very amused by the chuckling he's doing.

"Did you call me a Vampiric Nympho, Bo?" She questioned in a very sweet tone that made the twins freeze in terror before bolting toward the stairs leading upward in the mansion with a very irate Yoshi on their tails.

Maki sighed at their childness only to freeze hearing a pair of agonizing squeals making everyone, even Kariya look at the ceiling with a look of disbelief.

"Did she do what I think she did?" Koga blinked only to flinch seeing a happy Yoshi whistling a jaunty tune making even Kariya shiver at how creepy it sounded and watched as she dropped the twins who were clutching their groins in pain with tears streaming down their faces in a heap.

"Yoshino please be careful next time you attack an unknown." Kariya scolded a pouting Yoshino who hmphs before sitting with Yoshi who relentlessly teased her much to her annoyance.

"I'll go try him next." Ryo said to his leader who nodded before biding them goodnight.

With Ichigo

"Oi!, Kisuke-oji-san!" Ichigo called out walking into the shop only to blink feeling someone bite his ankle and looked down to see a lion plushie gnawing on his ankle clearly trying to bite him. "Who the hell is this?" He deadpanned at Ririn who had a similar look.

"SHUT UP SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!" The plushie yelled in Ichigo's face who had a twitching eyebrow and grabbed the... thing by it's collar and tossed it outside and stepped in further ignoring it's indignant yells and threats.

"Ah!, Soichi what brings you here at this time of night?" Kisuke asks curiously seeing the serious look on his godson's face.

Ichigo sighed and re-told the event's that happened a few hours ago. Kisuke's smile turned into a frown that continued to go deeper and deeper till it looked like his face would gain a few lines from how much he was frowning.

Kisuke shook his head in disappointment at his former friend Isshin's behavior, even when they were still in Soul Society Isshin always thought that Central 46 should make all the decisions and calls against enemies and those that displayed power more than a Captain without them knowing is considered close to treason and are dealt with.

"Honestly, Soichi Isshin alway's was someone to follow their code down to the letter I wonder what Masaki saw in him at all, but as for these two Bount's it's clear they want revenge." Ichigo narrowed his eye's wondering why they want revenge till it clicked in his head.

"They want revenge on Soul Society don't they." He said in a rather clipped tone that made him realize that certain people in Soul Society aren't so noble as they portray themselves to be, fucking hypocritical bastards!

"Yes, they want revenge because Soul Society ordered their destruction the only one who tried to save them was a woman in Kurotsuchi's department named RanTao who helped them escape, and it seem's they have taken to eating human souls to live this long." Ichigo raised his eyebrows almost above his hairline.

"I'm guessing you could compare them to Vampires, correct?" Kisuke nodded in Ichigo's direction mentally applauding his godson's sharp intellect at piecing things together.

"They also dislike Quincy's due to them eliminating a large amount of their kind with other Soul Reapers so it's understandable of them to feel this way." Ichigo nodded in understanding.

The same lion plushie Ichigo threw outside burst through the door roaring in rage jumped on his head and started back gnawing on it making said person twitch in annoyance before gripping the annoying thing by it's neck tightly getting a squeak and bring it in front of him with a narrowed gaze. "You have some nerve annoying me Mod-Soul." Ichigo said in a cold tone that oozed murderous intent that made Orihime, Ririn, and Rukia very aroused.

"Oi! Jinta!" Said Red haired boy poked his head in smiling seeing Ichigo and scowled seeing the Mod-Soul only for it to morph into an evil grin as Ichigo balled Kon into something like a baseball as Jinta pulled out his massive blakc bat he uses to slay hollows with.

"Batter up!" Ichigo shouted tossing Kon toward Jinta who grinned devilishly and waited for Kon to get in range.

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"JINTA HOMERUN SWING!" Said Red-head cackled with a mad glint in his eye and swung with all his might.

WHAM!

"DAMMMNNNN! YOUUUUU JINTAAAAAA-TEMEEEEE!" Kon's furious voice yelled as he shot out into the night like a speeding bullet until he disappeared with a star-like twinkle getting a round of applause making Jinta grin like a loon before walking back to his room.

Rukia snaked her hand into Ichigo's clothes running her hands over his rock solid 12 pack shivering in barely restrained lust and went further down and gripped something making her eye's go anime round white at the sie of Ichigo's member. "13 inche's..." She mumbled continuously making Orihime drool a bit while Ririn gained a perverted giggle and a trickle of blood down her nose while Kisuke stared at his godson who had a smug look on his face with unblinking steel gray eye's.

"I really hate you, you know that Soichi." Kisuke stated blandly with a hint of jealous while whining inwardly at Ichigo being more manly than him.

Hichigo and Zangetsu are cackling like madmen inside his soulscape (Mindscape, soulscape samething) at Kisuke who suddenly had the urge to hurt someone right now.

Rukia right now is mentally chanting her mantra. 'Must not rape...Must not rape...Must not rape...Must not rape!' She chanted in her mind unaware of her zanpakuto's perverted grin on her beautiful face.

"You can fool me RUkia-chan, you are barely restraining yourself from fucking him aren't you." Rukia could feel Sode No Shiraiyuki's leering at her! She could not believe her zanpakuto is acting like this where did this come from!

'Sode-chan, you better not do anything to me!' Rukia mentally glared at her zanpakuo daring her to try something only to feel her body heat up and pussy feel moist and hot while She was giggling creepily.

"Too late Ruki-chan, you are such a prude and you are getting laid tonight either you like it or not!" The ice zanpakuto grinned in a downright vicious way that made Rukia whimper.

Ichigo turned to look over his shoulder only to shiver seeing the sheer lust in Rukia's eye's and felt a foreboding feeling as her grip turned to stroking making him grit his teeth to not groan as it turned faster and he could hear her giggling pervertedly.

"If you'll excuse us, Orihime me and Ichigo have some frustrations to get rid of." She leered at Ichigo's growl and vanished using a Flash Step while the two girls blushed at the hidden meaning of Rukia's words, but are inwardly whining that she got to him before they did.

Lemon Scene!

Ichgo felt Rukia tear his and her clothes off leaving them naked and he had to say Rukia's breasts were rather large a mid D-cup at least and felt her push him on a large bed and his eye's widened seeing their in Isshin's room till he grinned evilly that it made Hichigo laugh his ass off at what Ichigo is gonna do...Ooh boy Isshin is gonna shit a brick.

Rukia pumped his member for a few seconds an watched it go full mast and engulfed him making him groan in pleasure as she sucked his cock harder and faster while looking up at him with love and lust in her eye's and focused back on her task.

Ichigo had no idea she was like this, but felt himself turned on and RUkia could tell and began working faster deep throating him and suppressed a gag reflex and fingered her wettened pussy while giving him a excellent blowjob.

Ichigo felt his cock twitch inside her mouth. "Ruki-hime, I'm about to cum!" He warned her only for the female Kuchiki to speed up while stroking him at the same time making him moan in absolute bliss.

He felt his balls clench. "I'M CUMMING!" He shouted before he released his thick seed in her mouth making Rukia's eye's widen a bit before gulping it down and had to lick a few drops off her mouth which made Ichigo's eye's turn golden yellow with a black scalera glowing with want, lust, and love before he pinned her to the bed making her growl lustfully at him and grind her cunt against his member.

Ichigo looked at her for permission getting a nod from RUkia before crying out in pain and pleasure feeling his cock stretch her out going all the way to her womb causing her more pleasure. 'My kami it feel's so big!' She cried out in pleasure as he thrusts back in and began pumping in and out with a grunt flesh against flesh smacking making very lewd noises while groaning in pleasure.

Ichigo placed her leg over his shoulder before groping her breasts making her growl deeply in animalistic lust and matched him thrust for thrust as he pounded her pussy relentlessly making the headboard rock making noises all over the house.

"Ichigo-sama!, More!" She yelled lustfully getting a nod before he went so fast his and her hips were a blur making her cry out as the pleasure was causing her to go nearly insane and felt his cock twitch in her feeling he is going to cum soon. She used her reiatsu to manipulate her pussy muscles to give her mate more pleasure making his teeth sharpen into fangs and go even more rougher and fast staining the sheets with their juices.

Ichigo felt his cock twitch even more violently, but held out for 20 more minutes and felt himself about to release. "Ruki-hime, I'm about to cum!" He grunted as Rukia bounced on his dick.

"Cum inside me!" She growled at him daring him to disagree getting a nod before he slammed into her one more time roaring.

"I'M CUMMING!" THey cried out as Rukia and Ichigo came t the same time her pussy coating his cock in her juices and him filling her with his cum before dropping on each other breathing only slightly not tired at all.

Rukia felt him move and began feeling her spots being hit all over again. "You want more don't you Ichigo-sama." she said lustfully getting a growl from Ichigo who nodded before moving his hips with her.

"Fuck me! Harder! Ichigo-sama! I want to wake up limping!" She roared at him making Ichigo grin ferally before slamming into her with renewed vigor.

All over Karakura Town everyone heard their actions of passion even the Vizards, and Bount's heard them and had one thing to say.

'Damnnnn!'

Lemon End! Hope you enjoyed!

(Next Day at School)

Ichigo grinned walking to lunch with a giggling Rukia on his arm and a blushing Orihime on his other arm with a big bounce in his step with that 'I got laid' look on his face making several female students and teachers blush with lusty looks in their eye's while the guy's were giving him looks of envy especially a ranting Keigo.

"Mmh, last night was very good Ichigo-sama, I feel like going again right now in front of everyone!" Rukia growled lustfully making several people who heard her faint from a massive nosebleed even the girls did.

Hichigo in the mindscape is crying anime tears in pride "Aibou!, I am so fucking proud!" He shouted pumping his fist in the air with Zangetsu chuckling slightly while Ichigo sent a mental fist bump to his partner.

With Tatsuki

Tatsuki pouted whining. "No fair!, I wanted some of my Ichigo!" She whined in a childish tone making others snicker and bust out laughing at her childish tone.

Chizuru who began becoming interested in Ichigo started to think alot of erotic thoughts had a massive nosebleed with glazed over eye's. "Do you think I have a chance Tatsu-chan." She said to her classmate who nodded confidently making Chizuru's eye's light up in glee.

"I can't believe it their yells and shouts were loud enough to be heard all over town!" Mizuro shouted with a blush on his face. He could barely sleep hearing his best friends activities, Keigo nodded with a blush too since his sister was moaning in her sleep about Ichigo.

"My sister wouldn't stop moaning about him in her sleep!" He shrieked in embarrassment remembering her late night deeds.

At a corner Uryu had a blush on his cheek's and was mentally congratulating his cousin, after returning from the Invasion on Soul Society Ishida apologized to his cousin for acting like he did. Ichigo forgave him after Tatsuki convincing him, but threatened to castrate him if he ever acted like that again it was unfitting of a Quincy.

'You are one lucky bastard Itoko...' He mused before turning to see the object of last night's activities walk right in with many girls giving his cousin looks of lust and want while the guys glared in envy making him snicker at them before looking away innocently when they glared at him.

Tatsuki looked at an innocently looking Rukia with a raised eyebrow tapping her foot. "Bold move Rukia, very bold." She nodded in approval with those eavesdropping having jaw drops, not knowing she would approve.

(Vaizard Base)

"I so freaking hate Ichigo right now." Shinji said enviously while Mashiro, Lisa, and Hiyori had drool leaking form their mouths along with blood leaking form their noses as they had stayed p all night masturbating to Ichigo's and Rukia's loud sexual romp that made them want him even more.

"Ichi-kunnn..." Mashiro mumbled lustfully making the other guys's snap their heads toward her with wary looks as she began to giggle creepily along with the other two saying and mumbling alot of things that are XXX rated.

(Bount Mansion)

Yoshi was giggling with a nosebleed while Maki had drool leaking from her mouth and Yoshino blushing like an apple. Sawatari was doing something old men wouldn't normally do.

He was cackling like a mad man seeing the other guys except a twitching Kariya huddled in the corner depressed about not being manly like Ichigo. "Kariya-sama, can I please keep him pleaseeee!" Yoshi pleaded giving him the puppy dog eye's with Maki and surprisingly Yoshino glaring at her.

"How the hell was that possible!" Mabashi yelled in pure jealousy, even he didn't have that much stamina.

"That my boy is called having the ultimate maniless!"Sawatari grinned smugly making Mabashi glare at the old man's jab toward his manhood while Yoshi and Maki were shaking with mirth tears leaking out of their eye's.

"That kid is going to have women wrapped around his finger." Koga whistled in amazement.

"Oh he can have me wrapped around his finger..." Maki mumbled making everyone stare at her like she was an alien.

"What?" She asked innocently.

"I think you are influencing Maki-san, Yoshi?" Ugaki deadpanned at Yoshi's triumphant grin making him shiver.

One Yoshi was troublesome enough

"Yay I got a sister!" Yoshi cheered hugging a laughing Maki who smiled.

Kariya smiled slightly seeing Maki's cold persona drop into a warm one and wished he didn't see other's as pawns. 'Maybe this boy Ichigo can stop me?' He thought before clearing thoughts out and allowed Ryo to go eat just an enraged screech sounded out throughout.

The Entire Town...

"WHATTTT THE HELLL IS THISSSSS!, ICHIGOOOOOOOOO!" Isshin's enraged screech yelled out crackling alot of windows making Kariya's lip's twitch in amusement while Maki suddenly fell on her ass cackling like a mad man similar to a eye patch wearing captain.

"No way!" Yoshi grinned knowing where they did it at.

"They did it in the man's room!" Bo roared in laughter with the other guys shaking with mirth especially Koga's doll who was snorting in gleeful laughter.

With the Vizards

"BAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!" A cackling Hiyori roared with laughter with Mashiro and Lisa holding their stomachs hurting with laughter while Shinji and surprisingly Kensei and Rose were laughing their asses off at what Ichigo did.

"I so gotta shake hands with Ichigo now." Shinji snickered.

They weren't the only one who heard Ichigo and Rukia.

(Hueco Mundo)

"Wowww!" Apache mumbled with a far away look in her eye with Tia and her fraccion nodding in a daze while Grimmjow was gripping her chair tightly from running to the human world to rape Ichigo herself.

"Now that's what a warrior doe's!" Nnoitora grinned pervertedly only for Barragan to slap him upside the head with a prideful smirk on his face.

"Definitely a King right there." He smirked at Gin who was holding his stomach laughing at a twitching Tousen who so wanted to strangle his partner right now.

Ulquiorra looked at a steaming Yami who felt his manliness bruised with a snicker before looking away whistling innocently at the glare of his partner inwardly he is busting out laughing, ever since he met Ichigo he's been able to express more emotion and it felt good.

A loli looked girl with a horned helmet had a glazed over look in her eye hearing Rukia's pleasured screams, due to being a hollow she had heard of sex the humans did daily from Apache's descriptions and details and turned to her wide awake master Stark.

"Stark-sama?"

Stark looked down at Lilinette curiously with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes?" He asked blankly wanting to not go to sleep now after hearing that.

"Can I go to the human world now." Everyone stared at her with wide eye's, even Tousen, Gin, and Aien had anime round eye's at her asking that.

"That's my girl!" Grimmjow cackled in glee with Tia snickering too making Nnoitora's jaw drop in disbelief.

"They've corrupted her too late now!" He yelled throwing his hands up muttering about 'stamina freaks' and such.

"I am going to pretend I did not hear that." Gin and Aizen muttered only for their zanpakuto's to snicker making them twitch.

"What's the matter Aizen-kun, feeling your sexual prowess is inferior to Ichigo-kun's!" An elegant female voice said in a mocking tone making a tic-mark appear on Aizen's forehead gripping the armrest tightly cracking it causing his other arrancar even Loly and Menoly to have to hold their breath from laughing their asses off.

"Gin-chan, if you know what's good for you...you won't hurt Ichigo-kun now will you..." Shinso's smooth female voice said in a sickening sweet tone making Gin twitch madly

'You wouldn't dare!" Gin mentally yelled at his zanpakuto who just raised an eyebrow before he screamed like a girl falling to the ground clutching his balls that she kicked in his mindscape making him cry anime tears.

The girls just stared at him, including Tia before they fell out of their seats cackling like mad women knowing his zanpakuto did that to him event he guys were laughing at Aizen who was ranting in his mind, and Gin who vowed to give his zanpakuto to Ichigo when they meet again!

"Harribel-sama, can i please go to the human world I want to meet him!" Lilinette said in a begging tone making Tia raise an eyebrow before shrugging making Ulquiorra's eyebrow raise a bit.

" I highly doubt Ichigo-san is into loli's." He drawled boredly.

"Say's you ya pasty assed needle dick teme!" Lilinette flicked him off (Burrrrrrnnnnnnn!) making Grimmjow spit out her drink in roaring laughter while Ulquiorra narrowed his eye's deeply at Lilinette who sweated under that stare.

"Perhaps, I should remove your ability to feel pleasure of any kind Lilinette-san." The guy's scotted far! away from the 4th esparda with scared looks on their faces while the girls stared at him horrified even Aizrn ha to suppress a shiver.

"No thank you Ulquiorra-sama!" Lilinette squeaked getting a satisfied nod before the pale arrancar walked out of the room.

"No one speak sof this again!" Aizen said blankly with everyone nodding slowly.

'Kurosaki-san, you are one lucky bastard!'

(Soul Society)

"I am so jealous right now." Kenpachi stated with a shark grin on his face while women around the lunch room blushed rose red including Soi-Fon and Yoruichi and Unohana.

"Renji and Little Byakuya are gonna be pissed!" YOruichi cackled in glee, but is inwardly thinking perverted thoughts.

"I think i should go ask for guard duty in the human world." Soi-fon said standing up suddenly causing every female to turn toward her robotically even Nemu making several male captains scared, even Kurotsuchi who was a known sadist.

"You shall not touch Ichigo-sama." Nemu said in a deadly tone her hand spinning like a drill with Rangiku standing beside her with a similar look as many shinigami women circled around an amused Soi-Fon who just raised an eyebrow.

"Do you really think all of you can stop me?" She said haughtily looking smug causing Rangiku to lunge at her with a shriek tackling her down, that made everyone of them dog pile on top of the two wrestling women.

"I envy that lucky bastard Ichigo." Kenpachi grinned while Yachiru had a cheshire grin on her face.

"Ken-chan, can I go visit Ichi-kun then?" Kenpachi stared at her blankly with his uncovered eye.

"No." Yachiru pouted at that.

"SHUNKO! A large blast of electricity blew all of them off of Soi-Fon who stood in her Onmitsukido uniform with a white aura around her before she dashed toward the captain-commanders office with Nemu, Unohana, Kiyone, Rankgiku, and Yachiru on her tail.

Byakuya had a deadly look on his face and stood up. "Excuse me I must go sharpen my family sword now." He said in a clipped tone making several guys cup their balls in an expression of fear as the Kuchiki Head walked past them murderous intent flowing off of him.

'Uh oh!'

With Ichigo

Ichigo was suddenly chatting with Uryu when suddenly he heard an enrage shriek. "WHAAAATTTT THE HELLLL IS THIS! ICHIGOOOOOO!" Rukia grinned smugly at Ichigo who did the same his eye's twinkling with mirth at Isshin no doubt seeing the mess they made.

Tatsuki looked at Rukia before grinning like a mad women. "You did not do what I think you guy's did." She said with Ichigo nodding his head shaking with mirth including Uryu who looked like he was about to go red in the face from laughing.

"What did they do?" A red haired girl named Ako asked blinking with her twin doing the same (Couldn't resist pulling this fucking hilarious!) with a curious look on her eye, while Rukia grinned and whispered into their ears causing both their golen eye's to light up with amazement before taring at Ichigo who winke at them causing them to blush apple red.

"You did it in Isshin's room didn't you Ichi-kun?" Orihime accused playfully with a cheshire grin on her face that looked new on the normally shy girl only getting a nod from Ichigo.

"Ichigo, you have balls of fucking diamond I swear man." Keigo shook his head snickering at hearing Isshin's enraged shriek.

"Meh, might do it again just for the hell of it!" Ichigo shouted over his shoulder making Rukia, Tatsuki, Orihime, Chizuru, Ako, and RIko shudder in anticipation.

'I definitely agree with him!' They thought lecherously.

(Kurosaki Residence)

Isshin was staring at his room in horror till his eye's landed on a letter on the bed with a picture of chappy on it (Obviously Rukia's) and read it.

Dear, Isshin

This is from Rukia Kurosaki Kuchiki me and Ichigo-sama were doing some late night activities, and it was very pleasurable I assure you. don't worry about anything being destroyed we made sure to leave nothing there, so don't worry about clean up duty.

P.S. Not take special care of those sheets!

Signed Rukia Kurosaki Kuchiki!

Isshin stared at a chibi Ichigo giving the peace sign and sudenly he started shaking with pure rage, horror, and indignation and looked at the sheets in utter revulsion and horror his eye's turning blank.

"Ichi-nii-kun was quite active last night wasn't he nee-chan." Yuzu's voice giggled to her tomboy sister who grinned with a bit of blood leaking from her nose before cackling in glee and ran out of the house hearing Isshin's enraged screech.

"WHHHAAAATTT THE HELLLL IS THISSSS!, ICHIGOOOOOOOO!" The man roared before stomping out of the house out for blood looking for his rebellios son only to see a pale skinned man who looks like his son grin at him before turning around and pulled his pants down mooning the elder shinigami who gawked at him before screeching and charged at Hichigo who used his sonido to run from the enraged Kurosaki Head's enraged swings of his sword cackling like a mad man.

He soon disappeared in a swirl of black toward Ichigo's mindscape looking at an almost cackling Zangetsu with a pranking grin on his pale face showing his ivory teeth.

Isshin see's his so called son vanish into thin air making him throw his sword down and start beating on his chest like a mad ass monkey jumping and moving around like one.

"Excellent work Ichigo." Kisuke grinned under his bucket hat before breaking down laughing his ass off only to run for his life from a pissed of monkey-like Isshin with mocking laughter.

Life was good for Ichigo Ishida Kurosaki.

There's the end of this somewhat not long chapter.

That was so fucking funny man I never though i would be that nuts (Cue Mad cackling laughter)

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Ja ne!

Godlike Naruto x Rosario Vampire challenge I will be doing soon so keep your socks on!