The night came and James was all decked out for yet another Friday night. Jett and Carlos walked in and their mouths dropped.

"Dude, what in the hell are you doing." Jett asked James who turned around and looked at them both. He smiled and picked up a comb and began to comb his hair.

"Well, I'm hitting the town. You two coming along tonight?" James asked as if nothing had happened that day and James didn't say and I quote 'I will get Kendall to like me' Carlos just stared at James.

"Wow. Your going to fuck a rando when your supposed to be engaged right? And what happens if the paparazzi finds you and you know they are on your trail." Jett said as James smirked at him.

"Well, I'll just have to be careful, now won't I? And mini Aussie won't find out, right, bro code?" James asked them. Bro code was in full affect as Carlos and Jett nodded their head as James walked out his patio door and down the hidden flight of stairs. Carlos and Jett rolled their eyes and went to find Kendall and Logan who were talking to Sebastian about how to make real English muffins while eating crumpets and drinking homemade tea.

"Hello, sirs. Where is master James?" Sebastian asked. Carlos and Jett looked at each other and simultaneously said

"Book store!"

"Marketplace"

Kendall smirked at Logan. "A club, maybe? Well this happened faster than I thought it would." Kendall said hitting a bunch of numbers on his cell. He put it to his ear and let the other line ring. Once the other party picked up, Kendall spoke. "Well your son has just broken the contract. Mmm, how do I know? I have a P.I. That stands for private investigator. Now you didn't thing I'd get one? Well may I should call World Court. So James gets to do whatever and I can't. Well, since you feel that way, here is what I really can do. I will fax my father the pictures and he will sell it to the Global Inquirer and I guarantee you will have yourself an international problem. Hm, I can see the headlines now 'Supposed Diplomat's Son Cheats On His Husband To Be'. You don't want that then FIX IT!" Kendall said hanging up. He grunted then screamed.

"Com no, Mate. Wanna watch a movie?" Jett asked Kendall. Kendall looked up at the taller and older boy.

"The Notebook and The Vow and Safe Haven?" Kendall asked shyly. Jett smiled and nodded his head yes.

About five hours and four movies later, Kendall was laughing with Jett, Logan and Carlos when the door to the cinema room opened. James stood there shocked. Kendall and Jett were almost cuddling and they were watching chick flicks.

"Hello. What I miss. Oh yeah, My cousin cuddling with my Fiance." James growled. In an instant, Kendall's happy mood was gone and a sour one was left in it's place.

"Fuck you! You go out to a pub and then you come home baked and then you have the nerve to ask Jett why he made me feel better, you insignificant bastard. All you seem to be worried about is shoving 'it' into someone. I can't believe you father. But hey? I have the pictures that will end this sham of a marriage. So James David Diamond, good day." Kendall huffed. He turned and kissed Jett on the cheek and said a quick 'Have a nice rest' to Carlos and he and Logan bid them adieu and left the room.

"So you are interested in mini Aussie. And what happened to bro code? So you don't mind if I tell little Logan how much of a heart breaker you are, eh?" James growled at him. Carlos shot up.

"He figured it out himself. Even had your dad on speed number five after his mom, dad, and Logan. And if you even dare tell Kendall's best mate about anything, I swear I will kill you and I will out you." Carlos threatened. James and Carlos stood there for a moment in a deadlocked stare down./

"Jett, can I ask you something?" Kendall asked reappearing. James broke the stare and looked at Kendall who was in his pajamas and carrying a box that said 'Long Black'

"Yeah. What is it, Mini?" Jett asked while Kendall carried over the box for him to look at.

"What the hell is a 'Long Black'?" Kendall questioned him. Jett smiled at him and opened the box.

"It what the Americans and maybe Irish call coffee." Jett replied. Kendall 'oh'ed and nodded his head up and down.

"Oh. Why doesn't the box just say coffee then? Anyways, why is there so much negativity in the air?" Kendall asked as Logan walked into the room confused.

'Maybe Logan should ask Carlos here what type of person he really is." James said. Carlos nodded and smiled. His hands flew up.

"Some best mate you are. Right bro code? But you know what? Whatever. Good luck to you, Mini Shamrock. And Logan, I hope that we can still goo out for lunch?" Carlos asked Logan who nodded. James' eyes widened to the size of beach balls as he realized what had just came out of his mouth. He turned but Carlos had already left the room.

"Great going, imbecile. Come on Logan. Night, Jett." Kendall said as he and Logan left the room and left Jett and James in a room by themselves. James turned and glared at Jett.

"Why and what are you doing? Why does he like you more than me?" James roared. All Jett did was laugh because hell, this was hilarious.

"Maybe because you just went out clubbing and came in raising pure and utter hell. Maybe because I'm going to tell him about Dak. Maybe. . . . . ." Jett said sinically. James glared at him.

"I swear you do and I'll casually mention Ellena." James shot back and Jett laughed deviously again .

"Like he'll believe anything you haave to say. Good night, cousin." Jett said leaving James in the room by himself looking and feeling utterly stupid. He'd pissed his best mate off and his 'fiance' hates him even more and he loves Jett even more. James shook his head and walked to his bedroom. He opened the door and closed it behind himself. He clicked on the light and almost had a heart attack. As along with. . . . .

"What do you want now?" Kendall demanded to know as he jumped out of bed trying regain his breath. James groaned out loud. Of course Carlos' insane stamement had to come true.

"Please tell me your just trying to find proof on how to convict me or even how to kill me and get away with itor something." James groaned out. Kendall scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"Plotting a death and even yours isn't moral. So no, I am not plotting your death or trying to figure out a way to convict you because all of the above is unethical. But why are you in my quaters?" Kendall asked in a bored monotone. James walked over to his closet.

"You don't have the master suite. I do. Look." James said. Kendall rolled his eyes and walked into the walk in closet. James switched on the lights and looked around. What he saw really shocked him.

"How long was I on Spring break?" James asked himself aloud as he looked around his- Kendall's-theirs? Whatever- twice the size it usde to be closet. James' things were neatly on the left and thing neatly on the right.

"You have to be messing with me. I have to share your bed and quaters with you." Kendall asked shocked. He read that they were to be sharing a room but his father said that was taken care of. I guess not.

"Your acting like I want to share a bed with the royal pain in the ass." James said back, seceretly happy he got to share a bed with Kendall.

"Oh stuff it. Your the pedofile that may rape me in my sleep." Kendall yelled. James groaned and Kendall screamed as he walked out the room and back to the right side of the bed.

"Touch me and I sue you." Kendall said dangerously as he wrapped the blankets around his small body. James rolled his eyes abd stripped down to his boxers. He walked over to the left side of the bed and slid into bed.

"Where are your shirt and pants?" Kendall asked James who ignored him. Kendall huffed and turned over on his other side an dbfaced a wall.

James sighed and laid there for some time. He was startled when he felt added pressure to his chest. He looked down to see Kendall snuggled into his side and snoring lightly. James sighed and wrapped his arm around Kendall. Kendall snuggled back into James' bicept in his sleep.

Right then and there James concluded two thing. One, maybe Kendall wasn't so bad on the inside and he liked cuddling with Kendall. And two, he needed to kill Jett and apologize to Carlos.

Author's Note:

Well hello world. How are you. Yeah, I know. I know. I haven't updated in a while. But I will now since I'm done with school, I have free time before we travel. So I hope you enjoyed the chapter. Review please. Thanks. Bye.

~Sway Sweetheart