"Hey, buddy, did you lose something?!"/ ONESHOT, Jess x Nick. /span/p
"Hey :) Just a short one shot to make you happier today! Hope you like it. And please, don't forget to review, k? It will mean a lot to me!

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"Geez, Nick, why are you turtle facing every single guy in the bar?"
Nick huffed and handed Jess her cosmopolitan.
"They are all looking at you!"
"No, they aren't." Jess raised her eyebrows "You're imagining things." /
"I'm not imagining things, I'm just..." He caught a blond chubby guy staring at her, and shouted at him "Hey, buddy, did you lose something?!"
The guy looked away, embarrassed, and Jess crossed her arms. "Nicholas, you're overreacting! Stop this non sense!"
Nick started wiping off the counter with a cloth, but didn't answer. Jess reached out and grabbed his hand.
"Hey, you have nothing to worry about, silly boy" She opened a sweet smile and Nick sighed.
"Jess, men are like mosquitoes: They will be always around, looking for fresh blood, even if they just ate."
"Well, I'm not fresh blood, I come here since I moved into the loft a few years ago."
"But you just became my fiancée" He raised her left hand in the air to flash the white gold engagement ring on her finger "So, yes, you are fresh blood. Do you think only chicks like committed men? Let me tell you, those dudes over there like committed girls. I know them all." And then, out of the blue, he yelled at a guy sitting across the bar. "Dude, you got a problem?!"
"Nick!" Jess complained, through her teeth.
"You know, I like that thing that Arabian women wear, what's the name again..."
"Don't you dare."
"Okay, okay, sorry." Jess rolled her eyes and sipped her drink. A tall blonde with boobs the size of basket balls sat next to her and ordered a scotch. As Nick turned away to get her drink, the blonde's eyes scanned his body from head to toe, and Jess felt her blood boiling. She didn't even think of the fact that she would come out as ridiculous and hypocrite: She just stood up from her stool and poked the girl's shoulder. "Hey, bitch, did you lose something?"
"JESS!" Nick called out as he walked up to both girls and proceeded to stop the blonde from slapping the shit out of Jess.

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A/N: Please, don't take it seriously, arabian readers, I didn't and don't mean to offend you. I actually think that burqaas (it is burqaas, right?) are really fashion