Their leader is at it again. Minako Arisato has her ways of twisting the list for her own agendas. As such, they have appended the list with more things that she is not allowed to do.
She received the new list, and this is what it said:
More Things The Team Expect Minako Must Do While She Is A Member And Leader Of S.E.E.S.
1. The dorm is not a TARDIS.
2. The security camera does not let me "sightjack".
3. I am not being chased by the Dawnguard.
4. Yukari is not, nor was she ever a member of "the plastics".
5. She does not keep a "burn book" either.
6. We're not saying we don't trust you, it's just that it's suspicious that you've been hanging with Junpei a lot since Shirakawa.
7. Akihiko is not "the boy toy of the whole damn school."
8. Mitsuru will not lend you her motorcycle. Period.
9. I will no longer sneak into Ken's room and film his collection of Neo Featherman R action figures.
10. I will not send the resulting footage to "that network which made Hoarders."
11. You are not sending Aigis overseas to be a contestant on Top Shot.
12. Shinjiro does not rap, and he is not Flavor Flav.
13. Koromaru is not "Chibiterasu".
14. I will not imply that Fuuka "really loves Koro-chan, if you know what I mean."
15. We do not want to see your Shinji/Aki hentai doujins. We were all creeped out by that and the subject matter couldn't look each other in the eye for two weeks.
16. I am not a Grimm, and the Shadows are not Wesen.
17. Tartarus is not Nyx's "pleasure stick".
18. The Arcana Chariot is not a Metal Gear.
19. We are not playing Wheel of Fortune with Arcana Fortune.
20. I will not use my naginata as a stripper's pole.
21. I will no longer wear my swimsuit in Tartarus.
22. Underwear is not optional during missions.
23. Akihiko and Mitsuru don't have a sex tape. If they did we would've found it by now.
24. My name is Minako Arisato, not Laura Bailey.
25. We don't want to know what you did with Mara last night.
26. We don't know why you complain to us about "Yu Narukami", we don't even know who he is.
27. I will not play "Living In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight" on the school PA system.
28. Especially not during Tartarus runs.
29. I will not play "Marry You" when Rio Iwasaki and Kenji Tomochika are in the same room. The volleyball team can't handle the awkwardness.
30. When we shut up for five minutes it means "What the hell did you just do?", not "Please continue".
31. Ikutsuki does not "look like a bitch."
32. I will not juggle Koromaru's knives. Again.
33. Iwatodai is not "Japanese Stilwater", and we are not "The Third Street Saints".
34. I do not have a brother named after a porn star.
35. I do not have a boyfriend who is named after, nor is an actual pornstar
36. I will not twerk in Club Escapade.
37. We have a feeling that something happened in Kyoto and the boys and you were involved.
38. We will not nuke anything. Period.
39. The Kirijo Group will not fund the creation of a portal gun.
40. I am not "delicious and moist".
41. There are no portals to alternate timelines anywhere.
42. Tartarus is not a lighthouse.
43. I am not to be given away "to wipe away the debt".
44. We will not install a skyhook system in Iwatodai.
45. No more bringing Akihiko and Ken on the same team.
46. Deactivating Aigis does not make her a RealDoll.
47. I will not do my homework and essays in a foreign language just to show off.
48. I will not attempt to do a Leap of Faith from the roof of the dorm.
49. Your discovery of possible Persona users in Inaba was commendable, but you cannot call them "future underlings".
50. Koromaru is not a direwolf, he's not even that big.
51. I am not the last heir to House Targaryen.
52. Iwatodai is not King's Landing.
53. The Lost are not the Taken, and shining flashlights on them will not kill them.
54. Tartarus is not "a monument to all our sins".
55. Aigis is not going through rampancy.
56. I will not send our equipment to the SCP Foundation.
57. While it is somewhat appropriate, Ryoji is not "The Holder of The End".
58. "Everyone expects it by now" is not a reason to kick Tanaka in the balls.
59. I am not the captain of the S.S. Seven SEES.
60. Why you created a kink meme for the Gekkoukan student body we have no idea, but it was a bad idea from the start.
61. Besides, Junpei can never top, it's impossible.
62. "It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to Minako Arisato.
63. I will not send our equipment to the Gold and Silver Pawn Shop.
64. The guy drinking alone in Escapade may feel lonely, but it does not mean you can wear a blond wig and seduce him.
After she read the appended list, she set it down nearby on her table, then continued making the next chapter of Shinji and Aki's Secret Life.
AN: Pretty quick, pretty short.