Monday
Danny!
Danny, I know you're awake.
Daniel Castellano!
Mindy, I had a long day yesterday. Cut me some slack please.
Fine.
What is it?
Nothing. I'm sorry my life is not as important as your beauty sleep.
Not this conversation again.
Danny, we're not really having a conversation. It's called texting.
I know that Mindy. Are you okay?
I just need you to choose between this black dress and this blue blouse. I'm sending you the pictures of both outfits after this text.
Go with the blouse. Can I sleep now?
What's wrong with the black dress?
Danny!
Fine Danny! I'll turn down the air-conditioning in your office tomorrow and let you sweat to death.
Tuesday
Hey Min, what did the witch doctor want from you?
He is not a witch doctor Danny.
Midwife, witch doctor, shaman. Same thing.
Danny, don't be racist.
Racist? What does that have to do with anything?
Whatever Danny.
Lunch later?
Are you finally buying me lunch?
No, I'm just asking.
Cheapskate.
Wednesday
What was that Danny?
What was what?
You were smiling during the meeting just now. Why? I promise I won't tell the others.
Why can't I smile? Sue me.
But you never smile.
I'm just happy okay. Now go back to work.
You are such a party pooper.
But we're not having a party.
It's a figure of speech Danny.
Oh.
Why won't you tell me why?
Why do you care?
I care because I'm the only person in this office who knows about your secret life.
What secret life?
Now you're changing the topic. Go back to work Danny, we have patients to attend to.
Thursday
So, are you and Christina back together?
Mind your own business Mindy.
Okay.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way.
Okay.
Mindy.
Did you bring her to the crappy pizza place?
I didn't.
What the hell Danny? That would have been so romantic.
I am not getting back with my ex-wife.
Why not?
Because…
Oh now you're being overdramatic.
I didn't get to finish my text. You're the overdramatic one.
I know I know. Why Danny? I'm biting my nails now. Wait, let me schedule a nail appointment online first before you continue.
Danny? I'm ready.
Still waiting.
Oh come on! The night is still young, grandpa.
Friday
Mindy, please pick up your phone.
Mindy Lahiri, if you don't pick up your phone now I will tell the world you have a gigantic poster of that blonde guy in Harry Potter in your bedroom.
Danny, I'm so sorry. I just got out of delivering Mrs. Potter's baby. And what is wrong with having a poster of Draco Malfoy in your awesome bedroom?
I'll just ignore the question. Are you free tonight?
Yeah. Are you trying to mock my non-existent love life by asking me about my weekend plans Danny?
No, I'm not Mindy. Stop being paranoid. Meet me at the Empire State building at 7.30pm.
You mean inside or outside the building? But you didn't say please so I'm not going.
Inside. I've already bought your ticket. Someone at the counter will guide you.
What's happening Danny? Are you announcing your re-engagement to Christina?
You'll see.
You know I hate surprises you jerk.
I know. See you later Min.
Saturday
Good morning. :)
Morning. Why are we texting again?
Because you told me you loved me twelve hours ago. It's imperative that we text each other good morning because that's what couples do.
Okay.
Wait, are you changing your mind?
No silly. I love you.
I love you too, babe.
Babe?
Then would you prefer me calling you Honey-Boo Boo?
Babe sounds good.
Sunday
Okay some dude just called me fat because I bought two plain bagels with extra cream cheese.
What? Tell me how he looks like and where he lives. No one messes with Danny Castellano's girl.
Awww Danny.
You're gorgeous the way you are. Don't let his words get to you.
Danny.
He's a pathetic loser.
Danny.
I bet he doesn't have a girlfriend and lives with his nine cats in his parent's basement.
Danny.
Yeah, babe? Sorry. I'm just furious.
I know. I was just testing you. I'm still in my pajamas. There's no way I'm getting out of my bed this early to go get two plain bagels.