Paybacks Are a Bitch
By Dee-chan
Note: Don't be misled by the name, this actually is a very funny story, which you should know if you read Chocolate Cake and Bonbons. It's a Lina/Zel and a Xelloss/Filia fic. Don't kill me if you don't like these couples. I fyou like either of their couples, but don't agree with the other, read it anyway. It's funny and cute. I don't know why I'm rambling on aimlessly, I must be tired..sorry.
Lina threw her hands up in the air in exasperation. "I've had enough!"
Zel looked up from tickling Val and his small wolf puppy, Nammy. "Nani?"
"Zel, we never get any time to ourselves anymore."
Zel shrugged. "Demo, we are parents, we're not supposed to have free time anymore."
Lina sighed. "I know, but I feel that I'm the mother of three, instead of just one."
Zel grinned and tickled Zelina as she jumped to help Valteria and Nammy. "I know. Val's sweet and Nammy is fun to play with, but you are right, he's always over here."
Lina frowned. "That's because Xelloss and Filia have uncontrollable libidos and end up shipping their kid over here. If they'd just stop having sex at all times of the day-"
"Lina! Please, little ears!" He pointed to the two young kids (and one wolf pup) who were listening avidly.
"Eh! Oh.um, well, I'm just saying."
Zel smiled. He got off the ground and wrapped his arms around her as the kids went back to playing. "I understand Lina-chan. How about this."
***
Filia stretched beside Xelloss and playfully tickled his chin. Xelloss growled low in his throat, making Filia giggle. She slid up his chest, ready to kiss him when the door downstairs banged open.
"XELLOSS!"
"FILIA!"
Both started. "Zel and Lina?" Filia asked. She looked at Xelloss. He shrugged, but they both hurried into their clothes.
"XELLOSS?"
"FILIA?"
"HAI!" Filia struggled with her work overalls. Xelloss came up behind her and adjusted her straps. "Arigato. COMING!"
They made their way downstairs to see Lina and Zel there, both with equally wide, shit-eating grins on their smug faces. And behind them was Val, Zelina, and Nammy.
"Hai?" Filia asked as they got down to them.
"You're turn!" Lina crowed happily.
Filia sweatdropped. "Huh?"
Zel grinned. "All those times we've babysat your kid, its payback time."
Xelloss facefaulted. "WHAT?!"
Zel and Lina looked at each other and grinned. Zel held up a bag that had been behind his back. "Zelina's spending the night."
"WHA--?!" Both Xelloss and Filia began.
Lina smiled cutely. "Zelina is spending the night while Zel and I get the night to ourselves at last!" She hooked her arm through Zel's. "There's her clothes, we'll see you tomorrow! Ja-ne!" Zel and Lina walked through the door. Stopping once, they turned to wave goodbye. "Bye, Zelina. Ja- ne Val, bye bye Nammy." With a mischievous twinkle in their eyes, the two grinned at the stunned Xelloss and Filia. "Have fun! Oh, and by the way, paybacks are a bitch." And with that the two walked away, back to their house, leaving Xelloss and Filia with the kids.
"Well.they sure know how to ruin a person's day," Xelloss said, picking his jaw up off the floor.
"I feel kind of guilty, now." Filia began.
"Filia-san, can I have a cookie?"
"Mommy can we go outside?"
"Xelloss-san?"
"Daddy?"
"WOOF!"
"I have suddenly been attacked by a conscience that I thought was long dead."
"Do they put up with this every day?"
"They're gonna get it."
"Xelloss! Help me get them some cookies."
"Shut them up, oh please, just shut them up."
"Mommy? Daddy?"
"Filia-san? Xelloss-san?"
"Woof? Woof?"
-FIN-
Author's Notes: Hey they deserved it. Being stuck with three little ones is no fun what so ever, so I figured Zel and Lina would get pissed eventually. Anyway, I don't own Slayers, they belong to someone else. Anyway, please don't sue, I've got no money and only a dinky, broken computer. Please read and rewiew!
~Dee-chan
Note: Don't be misled by the name, this actually is a very funny story, which you should know if you read Chocolate Cake and Bonbons. It's a Lina/Zel and a Xelloss/Filia fic. Don't kill me if you don't like these couples. I fyou like either of their couples, but don't agree with the other, read it anyway. It's funny and cute. I don't know why I'm rambling on aimlessly, I must be tired..sorry.
Lina threw her hands up in the air in exasperation. "I've had enough!"
Zel looked up from tickling Val and his small wolf puppy, Nammy. "Nani?"
"Zel, we never get any time to ourselves anymore."
Zel shrugged. "Demo, we are parents, we're not supposed to have free time anymore."
Lina sighed. "I know, but I feel that I'm the mother of three, instead of just one."
Zel grinned and tickled Zelina as she jumped to help Valteria and Nammy. "I know. Val's sweet and Nammy is fun to play with, but you are right, he's always over here."
Lina frowned. "That's because Xelloss and Filia have uncontrollable libidos and end up shipping their kid over here. If they'd just stop having sex at all times of the day-"
"Lina! Please, little ears!" He pointed to the two young kids (and one wolf pup) who were listening avidly.
"Eh! Oh.um, well, I'm just saying."
Zel smiled. He got off the ground and wrapped his arms around her as the kids went back to playing. "I understand Lina-chan. How about this."
***
Filia stretched beside Xelloss and playfully tickled his chin. Xelloss growled low in his throat, making Filia giggle. She slid up his chest, ready to kiss him when the door downstairs banged open.
"XELLOSS!"
"FILIA!"
Both started. "Zel and Lina?" Filia asked. She looked at Xelloss. He shrugged, but they both hurried into their clothes.
"XELLOSS?"
"FILIA?"
"HAI!" Filia struggled with her work overalls. Xelloss came up behind her and adjusted her straps. "Arigato. COMING!"
They made their way downstairs to see Lina and Zel there, both with equally wide, shit-eating grins on their smug faces. And behind them was Val, Zelina, and Nammy.
"Hai?" Filia asked as they got down to them.
"You're turn!" Lina crowed happily.
Filia sweatdropped. "Huh?"
Zel grinned. "All those times we've babysat your kid, its payback time."
Xelloss facefaulted. "WHAT?!"
Zel and Lina looked at each other and grinned. Zel held up a bag that had been behind his back. "Zelina's spending the night."
"WHA--?!" Both Xelloss and Filia began.
Lina smiled cutely. "Zelina is spending the night while Zel and I get the night to ourselves at last!" She hooked her arm through Zel's. "There's her clothes, we'll see you tomorrow! Ja-ne!" Zel and Lina walked through the door. Stopping once, they turned to wave goodbye. "Bye, Zelina. Ja- ne Val, bye bye Nammy." With a mischievous twinkle in their eyes, the two grinned at the stunned Xelloss and Filia. "Have fun! Oh, and by the way, paybacks are a bitch." And with that the two walked away, back to their house, leaving Xelloss and Filia with the kids.
"Well.they sure know how to ruin a person's day," Xelloss said, picking his jaw up off the floor.
"I feel kind of guilty, now." Filia began.
"Filia-san, can I have a cookie?"
"Mommy can we go outside?"
"Xelloss-san?"
"Daddy?"
"WOOF!"
"I have suddenly been attacked by a conscience that I thought was long dead."
"Do they put up with this every day?"
"They're gonna get it."
"Xelloss! Help me get them some cookies."
"Shut them up, oh please, just shut them up."
"Mommy? Daddy?"
"Filia-san? Xelloss-san?"
"Woof? Woof?"
-FIN-
Author's Notes: Hey they deserved it. Being stuck with three little ones is no fun what so ever, so I figured Zel and Lina would get pissed eventually. Anyway, I don't own Slayers, they belong to someone else. Anyway, please don't sue, I've got no money and only a dinky, broken computer. Please read and rewiew!
~Dee-chan