(Me Mario! Me Mario! Me Mario! Me Mario! Me Mario!)
He is the hero of that Mushroom Kingdom place
On goombas he's jumping
Through the green tubes traveling
(Grab those coins!)
He is on a mission to rescue his Princess Peach
But every time he tries Toad says that she cannot be reached
(Ma, Ma, Mia! Ma, Ma, Ma, Mia!)
He'll smash a block that mushroom he'll chomp
(Ma, Ma, Mia! Ma, Ma, Ma Mia!)
He'll grow a lot until he is swat
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(He'll saddle up on Yoshi)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(His brother is Luigi)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber game! Pla-pla-plumber game
(Me Mario!)
Sometimes this game is grim cause Bowser's hard to beat
When he breathes it's like the sun and you'll be burning (Yell "Owchie!")
Another great threat is that monkey Donkey Kong
He'll throw those barrels at you cause man this ape is strong, strong
(Ma, Ma, Mia!)
(Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Mia!)
A plant he fought, In it's fangs he's caught
(Ma, Ma, Mia!)
(Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Mia!)
If flower's sought then flames he has shot
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(Wario is damn ugly)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(Acid trip, It's all crazy)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber game, Pla-pla-plumber game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber game, Pla-pla-plumber game
(Me Mario!)
Tries to fight Boo but turns see-through
When he's in view
There's a dozen in a coven
And they're flyin' so keep runnin' cause these ghosts are comin'
Just dodge those eggs fired by Birdo
Might be shanked by that ball Chain Chomp
It's so dangerous, dangerous
What he does to save that Princess
Can't beat my, Can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(An expert at Kart Driving)
Can't beat my, Can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(Grab that star, he's surviving)
Stuck to my, stuck to my
Yeah, I am stuck to my Plumber Game
(Captain Falcon he is smiting)
Stuck to my, stuck to my
Yeah, I am stuck to my Plumber Game
(Why are these guys all fighting?)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber Game
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber Game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber Game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber Game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber Game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber Game
(Me Mario!)