Well here's chapter 3 of AdventureSTUCK Fan-fic' with a lot of surprises awaits them, along settling in and exploring their new world.

Anyways, I don't own anything and enjoy.

[Chapter 3: Settling in]

(In the Grasslands 10:01 P.M)

(Finn)

Glob, it's already night time and we're still traveling on the grassy, grasslands that our awesome Tree Fort is resting atop of one of the grassy hills. Even though I gave them an option to rest in our barky home for a while, but Jade insisted that she has another option for shelter. Also, she'll need to find a perfectly, large, flat-field for that option to work.

So now we're currently walking on the grass fields and searching for a perfect spot for her-…I wonder why she's needs a large, flat grassy plain anyways since this place have a lot of hills?

Walking endlessly with Jade and her friends, I decided to talk do John about Karkat's 'issues,' you know…since he seems so grumpy and all those…words-…and what's profanity anyway since Jake said it will curse me negatively forever…and what's 'fuck?'

"Hey John, can you tell me about Karkat's problem?" Getting closer to John who's wearing his blue-pajama suit, I walked at the same pace as him and discussing about Karkat's 'issue' behind his back.

"Huh? What about him-oh! You mean his hot temperament he always has?" Yeah, why he's so angry all the time?

"Yeah dude, he doesn't act friendly towards everyone and he seems to be very hostile. Why's he acting like that anyways for glob sake?" To tell you the truth, I'm starting to dislike this crabby person.

"Well I think he's born with it I guess? I really don't know why he's so over emotional and having his breakdowns so dramatic all the time?" He's really that sensitive? Wow, I thought he's always angry and grumpy all the time along insulting me with those colorful 'fuck' words, making Jake upset if I said fuck right in front of him.

"Yeah…I can feel you bro, also can you tell me why he's named Karkat? It sounds like a cat riding a car? Like *beep!* *beep!* *meow!* here comes Mr. Grumpy Cat!" I decided to change the subject and more curious over Mr. Grumpy cat's name.

John laugh over that joke and have the same thought we're both thinking about. "That's what I've thought about when I was younger when I've first heard his name! It kinds of angers him if I mentioned the 'car' 'cat' incident again, but I don't know what 'Karkat' means or stands for actually. His name actually has two K's than C's, probably involves with crabs? I guess? I really don't know." Well that's kind of helpful…I guess?

"I FUCKING HEARD THAT YOU NOOK BASTARDS!" Oh crap…he heard it.

"You two are discussing over my name uh? Well John Human, what if I call you and your human friend here a blabber mouth douchebag? What do you feel MHHH! Also, I'm not that dramatic for Gog sakes-and its fucking okay if you say 'car-cat bitch *beep* *meow*' in front of my face that shit pisses me off, you SLIMY ASSHOLE!" Please hope Jake isn't listening to this; please hope Jake isn't listening to this…

"Hey, why are you still cursing you profanity viler, you know you're corrupting the innocents?!" Uh, oh…

"Breaking the innocents? Bitch please, I'm hardening their vocabulary so they'll learn a fucking word-do I look like I fucking care if I break their innocents?!" This will not going to end well…

(Jade Harley)

Wow, this place is definitely hard to find a good location to drop our portable homes to live in. This place is so grassy that the greenish grass shimmering in the midnight moon…I really want to howl for some reason?

Looking around the grasslands, my fluffy, white canine ears twitched when I heard very loud shouting behind my-oh Gog, Karkat not this again!

(Meulin Leijon)

"Wow! I can hear the cricketing sounds in this plain! Isn't that great Kurloz?" Looking towards my matespirit, he silently stands there and frowning over something…why's he frowning-oh…sorry Kurloz.

Doing my Trollian sign language, I said "Can you hear the cricket beasts that chirping in this odd grass area?" To my Red mate, where he now grinned of me appreciating for being a mute over the 'incident' that he made.

Also, I hear the angry clouds of shouting over profanity-or is it our friends arguing again? I just don't know which?

Trying to adjust my sense of hearing, I saw our friend Jade running towards the yellow Lusus and the angry Karkat who're now about to fight, probably she want to defuse this conflict…what a lucky girl she is to be a peacekeeper.

(Jade Harley)

Oh my sweet Jegus, I really freaking hate to be the peacekeeper over this hogwash!

Standing between Karkat's and Jake's Ground Zero, I was trying to defuse the conflict with words but they kept ignoring my reason to them, which I have no choice but to physical push their chests away from each other to keep their distance from tearing each other apart.

Trying to shove my two hands at their chest to get them far away from each other but these two were attracted like freaking magnets which they outmatching my strength to hold them back!

Luckily, I'm getting some support from John and Finn who're restraining them in a headlock position before I officially lose my grip on them.

Finn's restraining Jake while John is restraining Karkat as they try to pep-talk them to calm their rumpus down.

"Come on Karkat! This isn't worth it what you're doing!" Yeah seriously Karkat, listen to John. You really need to control your temperament so you won't burst out like this!

"FUCK YOU JOHN! LET ME GO SO I CAN REASON TO THIS INSUFFERABLE LIBERAL ASS LUSUS!" When Karkat's denying the inevitable they're in, he still wants to fight Finn's Guardian.

"Seriously Jake, why are you so aggravated by Karkat with his speech, you already know he's like that?" While Finn calming his bro' down, Jake who also denying the inevitable peace as well.

"I'm not going to let this jerk spitting words like that, especially when he's near my kids!" Yup, denying the inevitable…

When five minutes pass by of this angry, nonsensical event we had. The two officially stopped complaining, but they're still letting out cold shoulders to each other as they still don't trust one and another.

*Sigh* I'm probably going to see a lot of fighting between those two…

Ignoring the two to forget this Gog forsaken event, we continue onward to find a perfect spot to live here.

(John)

Gog, are those two really that grudgy? Jegus, like come on! We just met like 7 hours ago!

When the two finally calmed down, we continue on walking through the grasslands and continue to chat with Finn about his weird sword thing.

"So how did you get that sword Finn? It looks really radical." Staring at his weapon he's holding, he looked at it with a large smile.

"Oh you mean this sword! Well, it was my former sword that I imagined it off, when Jake and I were dungeon-erring in a nearby ruin, I contact with this weird halo piece and I receive this weird sword with some 0 and 1s all over its blade which instantly transform to my former Demon blade." Wait…so this is not your sword but a replica?

"So that's not a real one, but what is it then?" Answering my question, he wielded his Demon sword and a bright light blinded my eyes when the blade is illuminating like crazy.

When the bright lights fade away in the air and saw some of my friends irritated by it but kept walking of not wanting to make fuzz about it since they've seen many weird stuff already like surviving in SBURB, meeting weird characters, and suddenly landed in this strange land.

When the flash faded from the sword in front of me, the used to be demon sword is now change to a sort of gray, default thing?

The blade that I'm now seeing is a gray, white sword with 0s and 1s encrypted on the blade which says in a binary code "100111100" which I don't get it, and it has white-gray leather straps wrapped around the handle.

"Anyway, me and Jake were 'dungeon-eering' in some broken, gray building that suddenly appeared out of nowhere like 2 or 3 years ago I think? We explore the place and we found this…thing."

(Somewhere of an isolated dungeon)

(Finn)

"Yo' Finn, are you sure the map saying that there is a broken, gray building that's riddled with skeletons that has holes and suits in them?" Looking behind Jake, we travelled in the depths of an untouched forest as many ancient ruins lie here.

After my arm regrown back to do the 'honey' incident and weird things just happened, me and Jake decided to adventure again and explore undiscovered dungeons. Besides, my Dad's sword and the Grass sword were devastatingly destroyed…so I need a replacement.

Following the path that leads deep of our treasure, we continue on as hours of walking and walking leading to our destination.

Mindlessly following what the map says for hours, I spotted a small grayish tint ahead of me deep inside the woodlands.

Looking very closely, I see a gray building that surrounded in the green eerie forest that shouting 'here I am!'

"Yo' Finn, I think we just hit the jackpot for loot!" Hearing Jake shouted of spotting our treasure, we then proceed to hit our loot!

Going through thick plants that are harshly poking us everywhere from the thick vegetation growing here, we made it through with some painful scratches and minor wound that's riddle us everywhere in our body but totally worth it as we got to the location of the building that's standing here!

Now standing near the gray cube like building that has a huge opened hole next to the rusty door in the left, I saw the interiors of the inside as its very dusty and old, along seeing some skeletons in suits scattered everywhere with red glasses or weird mask things that covered their faces.

"Let's go Finn, let's scavenged this place to find some booty-hah, hah-get it? Booty?" Heck yeah Bro, let's see what this place can hold of their swaggers! Glob, I never get tired of the pirate words.

Getting inside the run-down building through the wide hole, the place is really dark and very dusty from no one using it at all.

Stepping inside, Jake and I look around to find the place is very 'gray,' like gray everywhere with no colors-except for the brown stuff sticking in the walls or on the solid, rough floor.

"Jeez, this place is a mess and the stuff about this place is pretty accurate, skeletons with holes on them, run-down, and weird firearms in the ground." Yeah dude, I see what you mean. But hey, we could find treasures here.

Looking around the place, I spotted…something shiny and yellow in a far distance, near pile of metal fragments.

"I think I found something Jake, I think we found a piece of an ancient treasure!" Turning around to bro, he was picking up all the weapons in the ground as spoilers and looked back to my direction and saw the shiny fragment as well.

"Well let's look at it Finn, it might be something special." Turning his back into a large container box to hold all the ancient weapons as loot, we casual walk to the object and found a yellow piece that looks like it can fit in a halo.

"What is that thing Finn?" I don't know Jake, but something about it feels…off.

"I don't know Bro, but something inside my gut tells me to grab it." Telling Jake of my sudden, weird Instinct, my brother was than reluctant but okay with it.

"Go for it bro, but I'm not sure that thing is save to touch man." What could go possibly wrong Jake, it's a piece of a rare fragment that we don't know and it might do something.

Touching the-*ZAP!*-Ouch! That thing…hurt my left hand when the blue electricity…shocked my palm-…and why do I feel light headed?

Everywhere around me begin to shake and my vision starting to blur. To a point, my entire body is going numb and my back collapse down to the ground.

"FINN!" Seeing my brother's feet in the ground but my eyes are going into blackness...and I can't feel a thing at all.

"Your reign will end here Auditor!" Wait-who in the glob was that!?

Opening my eyes, I see couple of guys wearing the suit that me and Jake saw previously, they look now alive and carrying those weapon things that Jake picked up.

In the corner of the wall, I saw…a guy, wearing a white lab coat with piece of armor attached to his chest. His face…oh my glob.

His face is stitch everywhere that I saw every sewn mark; his eyes are completely bloodshot red that he wants to come back in retribution! Like holy Cosmo Owl! What happened to him!

Trying to calm myself down, he was lying down to his knees with a broken halo floating atop of his head that is missing a small piece-could it be the fragment I saw? Even though I'm pondering over it, he looks very…ill, for the right word?

Seeing the stranger dude getting up to his legs and wiping blood out of his mouth including his goatee like beard, he saw two guys. One who's wearing a gray mask with yellow visor along wielding a knife and the other guy who wears the red shades that carries a club and a gun in the other hand…they look very hostile to him?

Pointing his right hand at the red shade-OH MY GLOB AGAIN!

The guy is floating in mid-air and is being crushed slash grinding in the ceiling that I see his body moving with a trail of blood leaving behind! This guy has Telekinesis!?

When the guy in the lab coat saw the other one was distracted when his buddy's corpse falling off from the ceiling, he was later picked up from the ground and floating by the guy's super power!

Moving his two index fingers away from each other, the mask dude then split into-"FINN!"

(REALITY)

Waking up from that brutal dream, I open my eyes to see I'm in the Candy Kingdom's hospital and saw Jake standing beside me in relief.

"Glob, I thought I would lose you for a moment brother, but-…what's that?" What's what Jake?

"What Bro?" Asking my Brother of why he's so worried, he pointed his finger at my right hand.

Looking at the direction that Jake's pointing at, I turn my head and saw…that I'm carrying this sword that sparking out blue electricity in my palm of my hand.

[Present]

"And that's how I got this blade." Wow, you had this weird dream that a guy who looked like Jesus is fighting off some guys that look like they came out from a movie of the Matrix?

"How do you know the thing is okay Finn? I feel something isn't right about the sword and it seems letting out bad mojo dude." I don't know about the sword, I had an odd uneasiness from it.

"You mean the piece of the Halo that gave me this wicked sword? Come on dude, this sword thing can transform to any weapon I can imagine along copying the swords powers like the 3D sword, fire sword, ice, anything! Sure it gives me frequent yet rare nightmares like somewhere in Nevada-*BOOM!*"

Turning around, it looks like Jade found a perfect spot to place our portable homes when I heard the two gigantic things dropped into the ground, and made a huge shockwave that I almost fell down to the ground from the intensity it made!

Looking of where she placed her cards, there in front of me is our golden Prospit ship that we took and the meteoroid thing that Dave along with Rose rode on it to head towards our Alpha relatives in their universe.

Seeing Prospit Ship once more, I wonder how Mayor is doing inside there, probably making a city…or something weird.

"Gadzooks! Is that the ship you live in?!" yeah, I know right? This thing is tall like-

When I about to finish my thoughts about our giant golden ship that almost reaches the midnight skies, a bright green light suddenly flashes around us that'll probably give someone a seizure over the random brightness!

One second later of the light show that my eyes were seeing. We're now suddenly inside of our golden flying ship…totally unharmed…thank you Jade for teleporting us inside the ship without letting us know! Glob, I never get used to that.

Looking around the ship we're in-oh my sweet loving jumping Jegus.

The entire ship is utterly trashed as drawings of our planets and Skaia on the walls to the floor. Spilled with cans of Tab soda and piles of oil are scattered everywhere along smash pumpkins to make the mess worse. Then finally a group of cheese people along our reptile consorts gathered around in a huge, wide makeshift city with cans or other stuff that the ship contains.

"Here I declare Can Metropolis open!" Standing in the center of the makeshift city who declared Can Metropolis is no other than the Mayor himself, with his ragged blanket clothing and his black cheese hands holding peace signs to the crowd who are residents within the ship…since they're homeless now because of us.

All of our consorts or former inhabitants of Skaia cheered of their newly, large city they've build with humongous glee.

"Holy my Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff brother hardcore artistic ass-or my beta Bro next to me who has his genes like he's not into the hardcore shitty comics. Who the hell just rain Armageddon here even though we're in this post-Armageddon?" When Dirk made allusion to Dave's comic and the Sburb session we're in…it wasn't a positive experience for everyone.

While the Mayor and the others who are living in this ship are partying, I hear Karkat is not giving a crap of what he's seeing.

"Is this guy really serious on building his own city isn't? Anyhow before my insides will bleed out from this Grub shit, where the fuck is that last remaining book of Quadrants I left here?" While he's eyes are searching around to find a book about troll relationships thing. He eventual found it near the sofa table that's riddle with Tab cans and the sofa next to it, is stained with motor oil.

Well I hope he's not mad at him because I see the mayor sometimes eats random stuff when there's no food around, and I think I forgot to refill…the fridge.

(Karkat)

Searching for my book within this shit pile of cans on the table that's blocking my view of where it is. My eyes spotted the spine of the book labeled 'Steps to Four trolls' black and flush romances.'

Ah there it is, I'm about to get worried if one of these shitheads ruin my best literacy book I ever read that no other of these nook assholes can get it of what it meant.

Okay time to re-…oh no.

Opening the book and about to reread the entire chapter of our grid-relationship system. Majority of the pages were ripped in half!

WHO THE GLOB FUCKER DID THIS TO RUIN OUR PRECIOUS VALUABLE KNOWLEDGE!

*munch* *munch* Please…don't…be…fucking….kidding me.

Turning my head of where the sound coming from, there standing is the Mayor and chewing-ON MY SWEET FUCKING PAGES!

(Jake English)

What's wrong with this lad? Why's this grungy troll chap standing there silently-?

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Holy Zounds in the hand biscuit, that's unreasonably loud!

As this rude troll scream out of his lungs, the golden ship we're in begin to shake uncontrollable!

(Somewhere in the Candy Kingdom)

(Banana Guard)

"FUUUUUUUUUU-" Wait… who just cussed?

"Hey Banana Guard? Who cussed here?" Looking at the dark streets, many of the candy citizens starting to cry for some reason from the sound they're hearing as party soon came in the streets.

"I don't know Banana Guard-hey its Root Beet guy!" Pointing his finger to show me where's Root Beer guy. He's standing and covering his head for some reason, also I saw some cracks coming to his glass thing.

"Hey Root Beer guy, did you just cussed here?" Turning his root beer head to me, he's completely confused of what I said to him.

"What I didn't cussed. My head's cracking from the sound vibrating in my glass!"

(Ice Kingdom)

(Ice King)

Jeez, that fish gal really stung my bump rump real hard with that golden fork she has. Now I have bandages wrap around my poor booty cheeks to stop the agonizing bleeding and now I feel depressed of not having friends again.

"Oh well. But my statue of Fionna and Cake keeps me occupied isn't that right Gunter?" Listening to Gunter waddle towards me and making quacking noises. I stare back up to my precious valuable ice statues that base on my fan-

"FUUUUUUUU-!" Who in the heck just cussed in my Kingdom! Gunter is that you who did it-oh no…

Looking back of my greatest ice creation I ever made. It begins to crack from that sound and eventual, it turns into tiny ice cube pieces!

OH MOTHER OF GLOB LORD WHY!-wo-wa-wo-WHY!

Icy tearing spilling out of my eyes, I wish I was a sponge to soak up the river of sadness!

(Fire Kingdom)

(Flame queen)

"Hey, hey, can you set us free and forgive us. We'll never do anything evil again!" Ha, ha…ha. Nice try dad, I'm not really stupid you know.

"Are they still at it again my queen?" Cinnamon Bun came besides me as I sighed of those two nitwits of trying to get out.

"Yes, they wouldn't shut up." Stroking my head to suppress the migraine from those two pricks, I keep hearing them endlessly within my throne, wanting to pardon them for their crimes and yet their persuasion is utterly a failure to convince me.

"Come on. We wouldn't be evil and we absolutely wouldn't cause an uprising against you know?" Oh that does it!

"Would you shut up Dad. you evil prick!? You stuck me in that glass because you're afraid that I'll cause Armageddon when that bubblegum bitch told you! But I end up causing an uprising against you because I know the truth and you lied to me! SO YOU TWO SHUT UP OR I'LL FU-" "FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!" What the Glob was that?!

Hearing the noise vibrating in my throne room, I look up to see the glass is cracking-oh crap.

When the noise making resonance to the glass where it begins to shake and break. The glass end up breaking itself from the noise into tiny pieces onto the ground and the two evil prisoners surprise by this sudden shockwave that vibrated through the room.

Ignoring the awe of what just happen here. They notice their glass prison is broken and they run without any second thought. Who ever made that noise, I'll brutality kill that person of setting them free!

"Woo ho! See yeah suckers!" Running away of their escape opportunity, I groaned and I yelled at my fireguards to recapture them.

"GUARDS, RECAPTURE THEM!" Yelling at the fire guards to recapture the bane of our kingdom, all the guards begin to chase at them.

"Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot!" Seeing my guards marching slash chasing them in a line towards the two criminals, I sighed. Being a Queen is much harder as I thought would be.

(Underground)

(A goat mom)

Watching my little lass sleeping in her bed, I enchanted a chrono-freeze spell upon them as she wouldn't age or wake up as he's in a state of time dilation almost to freezing or not even moving at all.

To break the freezing effect, she or he must hear a loud nearby source to break the spell and time will presume to normal if that happen…because she's the last of his kind and I don't want her to die in old age without her kin.

Watching her sleeping and retreating back to the underground caverns to do human aggression on the surface, I feel sympathy upon them as she's hundred years' old-

"FUUUUUUU-!"

When I heard a loud F-word echo underneath the ruin caverns, the spell disperse as I saw the child eyes open…

Oh dear…

(Near the seaport)

Why hello there kitties, I'm your personal Stamp-I mean, your personal narrative.

You see kids, there is a magnificent being name Hatty Hatterson as he's the best of friends among friends! As he's over seeing his crew, loading and shuffling in the boat with fun stuff, like hockey sticks, smiling bears, and don't forget those fun fishing rods-

"FUUUUUUCCC-!"

Holy fu-I mean, holy Jeez! That's so rude and Hatty saw all of his best friends screaming and crying as the crew starting to punch each other, brawling each other for no freaking reason. Where two friends called Nova and Immortal start throwing poop each other, where the crew emulates them as a scat feces party is now happening!

THIS IS ANARCHY! Hatty thought.

(Somewhere in deep space)

(Chris)

"Fuuuuuuuu-"

"Beth! The Stress-O-Meter in our stress sonar is getting way too high in the down south, north of the galaxy! Also the sound is almost broke our ship's glass!" Looking back of our Whale Ship's glass window, I see tiny cracks were forming now because of that humongous scream of the unknown creature. Like he's so upset over a romance alien chick novel?

"Don't worry Chris. Dan', Wallow! Hyper-Drive towards to the stress location so we can save that poor creature before it's too late!" Hearing Beth giving commands to Wallow and Danny to prepare the ship's Drive systems, I hold onto something as it well get very messy when we enter light speed mode.

"Commencing Hyper-Drive, we will be there to the Stress-O location zone until 10 days!" Hearing Wallow hitting the Drive consoles, I look back at Danny while Cat-Bug was riding on his right shoulder.

"Hyper mode is fun!" Hearing Cat-Bug's innocent voice echoing in the Whale Chamber, I hear Dan' is trying to calm Cat-Bug's excitement.

"Calm down little dude, you'll get your fun of meeting new people and some people don't like being in hyper mode." Oh jeez, I sometimes don't like the extreme Hyper-Drive, it makes me nausea!

(Bunch of two dudes in a house from another dimension)

"uuuuuuuuuuu-" Ha? Who said that? My bro Chris and I are munching on apples...doing stuff.

"Hey Chris! Who just that?" Seeing my body Chris starting to lick my face and having a great pleasure from eating my apples that's on the floor. He starts to suck on his hand before he starts to vomit out his thoughts.

"I don't know Zach, I just forgot now. Anyways, let's go back to the talking tree and get more apples!" Hellz yeah!

(Back at the Prospit Ship)

(John)

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkk…alright, I'm okay…for now." Opening my ears of his loud tantrum, I turn around to the others did the same…except for Meulin.

She didn't cover her ears, she was so distracted of the noise and happy to hear everything, she forget that loudness will pop her eardrums which…she's standing and asking questions of what happen while she's…well, deaf again.

"Hey, why I can't hear anymore meow! Hello? Anyone? Meow?" Oh jeez Karkat, you really made her deaf again.

Well sweet home, sweet home I guess?

[To be continue]

Well there you have it, their unconventional home appears and now a multiple crossover is happening.

Sorry it took so long since Adventure Time not producing episodes and Homestuck having Hiatus all the time, I simply lost interest and school live making it much worse.

So forgive me of the long ass years for me to write this, also I'm into Undertale with your favorite Goat mom arriving...well later.