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Hello there people of the Internet! Yeah, I know its been awhile since I updated, but I was in writers' block so I did not know how to top all the other chapters in regards to comedy. So without further adieu. Here is the 35th Chapter of Unlimit-ED. Enjoy!

Princess Ed of Themyscira!

Edd's POV

It was a calm afternoon in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. The birds were flying, the air was blowing, the sun was shining, it was such a merry day in this messed up world! The being is because well... I stink - I mean at everything.

I was flying the Bat-Plane rather incoherently having no knowledge on aviation. I mean I built a plane out of cardboard. but no, I had to say, "No problem I got this sold!" no I don't have this sold! you know why? Because I'm flying the bat plane like a toddler!

"Oh dear! Oh my!" I repeated.

Thankfully, Alfred Pennysworth paged me on the monitor, what year is this?

"Sir are you well...flying okay?" Alfred asked.

"Alfred, I lied! I can't fly!"

"I thought you said you built a plane out of cardboard and created an elevator that can literally reach up to the peak of the moon?" he said.

"I did!" I told him, "But this universe is different! Too different! It has logic!"

"And?"

"And, that is a big problem for me! I mean don't get me wrong, I love this universe and its reality, but I'm unfamiliar with...AHHHHH!"

"What is it...oh my god turn around! Turn around!" Alfred added. coming towards our way was a Boeing 747. I made an immediate left dodging the plane only by an inch when that near impact nearly damaged the engines, and when I use the word nearly, I really mean. hell had just annoyed me for the final time.

"Oh my..." I said.

"What is it?"

"It looks like we ran out of gas," I said.

Alfred sighed, "Great, just great."

The plane stopped in mid-air...because as we all know planes can do that and then dropped down at a freefall. The plane ripped itself apart as I drew near to an...an island? This must be Themyscira...I hope!

Finally I crashed. The plane slid across he surface uprooting a few trees here and there forcing the ground to rip itself apart until I crashed to a stone wall.

An airbag puffed out from the steering wheel knocking me out.

"Men, always wanting destruction of Hera's land," I heard a bitter female say.

"Don't hurt him, he is an ally of the Justice League," said another.

"Princess Diana what do you want to do with this filth?" asked the same bitter woman.

"Butter Toast?"

"Then it is settled, we feed him the buttered toast," said a female.

I opened my eyes and I...I flushed at the sexiness...no Edd. You have class. These boobs...I mean big chested ladies are...well...HELP!

Sitting on the throne was Ed wearing a blue dress showing off his...(shudder)...cleavage.

"Hi Double D!" he greeted.

"Ed?" I was confused as hell.

I felt a hardened palm slapping across my face leaving a denting red mark on my cheeks, "Respect the princess!" yelled a woman.

"Auto-Miss!" Ed began.

"Yes my dear, my dear apologies," the woman I heard as Artemis apologized. Wait what?

"Can you give me a double decker cheeseburger with extra wings and mayo, topped with a onion sauce with a man fishing on top of an SUV while singing row-row-row your boat in a carwash?" Ed asked.

"Sure Princess Diana, whatever that is," she said.

I opened my eyes to see that I was tied up to see Ed on this Wonder Woman's body no longer wearing that... my lord... that "stripper" outfit to his normal attire: a green jacket a red and white striped shirt, blue baggy pants, and some sneakers. Nike sneakers. Thank god it didn't expose his... Uh I dare not say.

However as I looked around in my environment, I saw women dressed in monster comic books. That's funny. This area only has women in it. There were no men in this land... Unless...

"Oh Holy Moly!" I yelled spooking the women, "This is Themyscira Of Greek Mythology! Now I know why all of this seems suspicious. My word, these aren't women! Regular women. These are AMAZONS!"

"You mean the website?" Ed asked.

I somehow managed to break free and leap onto him. Because that's not gay at all! I leaned in close and pushed him right then to the back of the chair leaning towards the floor in pure rage, "Do you have any idea what you have done to the greatest mythologies since the Nuwaupu Holy Tablets? Do you have any idea what you've done?" I asked choking him before I was restrained by the Amaz...I mean Hawkgirl... With a dozen kissing marks on her face.

"We sent your girlfriends back and...uh...Ed?" Hawkgirl asked before we were all interrupted by this one guy.

"Ahh, Wonder Woman it's great to see you, now we can work on with this..." A guy who dressed like a mermaid carrying a golden fork was eyeing on us awkwardly.

"Treaty..." He finished.

Author's Notes: Yeah it's been a while since I updated this story. Anyway tell me what you guys think! There will be more Unlimit-ED chapters in the future. And as always, please leave reviews, they are aways appreciated and until we meet again I bid you all an adieu and...

PEACE!