Preface

They say you can't trust anyone alive and well, since I'm technically dead, I'm hoping you can trust me.

Ah hell, who am I kidding – I wouldn't even trust me.

But I have a story. It's not glamorous – but it's a story nonetheless. I was once like you. I grew up with two loving parents, for the most part, anyway. I had a sister who hated me as sisters do and a career, which lies at the heart of the problem.

Will you listen though? At least for a little while? I think I deserve that much. After you hear what I've done you'll probably hate me like the rest of them do – and to be honest, I wouldn't blame you. Not one little bit. Just hear me out though, okay?

My story starts the same way most stories do: with a horrible idea.