What's Up
A ding rang out from the elevator as its doors opened.
"Gone with the Wind is really a classic, Ziva. When he..." Tony started to explain.
"Frankly, my bambi, I do not give a damp" Ziva said, interrupting Tony.
"It's 'frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn'" Tony corrected her.
"That as well" Ziva replied, as she put down her bag at her desk.
Ziva looked over at McGee's desk and noticed thats he was staring intently at his computer.
"Morning, McGee." She said.
No response.
"Hey, Elflord, remember what happened last time Gibbs caught you playing video games at work?"
Still not a word from him, which wasn't that uncommon for McGee to be wrapped up in his computer. But something felt different...or 'hinky' as Abby would say!
Tony and Ziva walked over to McGee's desk
"Hey, McHardofhearing" Tony yelled.
"McGee," Ziva said, leaning on her hands on his desk.
McGee jumped up in his chair.
"Sorry guys. I didn't see you there."
"So. What are you working on McGee?" Ziva asked.
"Nothing Ziva."
"Hold on there, McHindingsomething. I would not be the VERY Special Agent that I am if I didn't notice you were keeping things from us," Tony said.
Meanwhile, Ziva had snuck around behind McGee's chair to take a look at what was on his computer screen.
"Are you buying a house McGee?" Ziva wondered aloud.
"You becoming a McHomeowner? How? I thought you lost the money you made from your book when the stock market crashed?" Tony remembered.
"Tim Tim Tim!" Abby called out as she rushed across the bullpen to McGee's desk.
"Is it true?" Abby asked breathlessly.
"It is true. McGee is buying a house." Ziva confirmed.
"You're buying a house?" Abby asked.
"Wait! What are you talking about?" Tony wanted to know.
"This," Abby said, pulling up a page of an entertainment website and putting it on the plasma.
Comming soon to a screen near you - The best selling book 'Deep six'
They all stared at the plasma.
"I know who should play Special Agent Tommy Bradley Cooper," Tony said.
"What about Josh Duhamel? But who could play Amy," Abby mused.
"Salma Hayek maybe."
"Then who would play Lisa?"
"Maybe Eliza Dushku?"
"Not a bad idea."
"What about Tibbs?" Tony wondered.
"Dead Marine. Grab your gear!" Gibbs called out, appearing from nowhere.
As they all got inside the elevator, Gibbs turns to his agents.
"Mark Harmon," he deadpanned as the doors closed.
-The End