A dark forest, in a park, at night

(Yes for those of you who know who is our next target)

SLENDER MAN

Call him "Bendy-Slendy." (Not sure if it'll work but you are MORE than welcome to try)

Dress up as him and try to stalk him…don't bring a flash light.

Pretend you're the guy from Saw (the movie) and ride a mini tricycle around him.

(I have no idea how but) If you somehow manage to get his suit, tie dye it pink, blue, yellow, orange and other bright colours.

If you didn't die from #4, make your own 'notes' and ask him to find them BUT make sure to keep 2 notes with you. One in your pocket and try to get the other one on his back.

Tie a bell around his neck.

Ask if he follows people because he's lonely or creepy…or both.

Give him the address of the most annoying person you know.

Ask if he's a lawyer and if he's working for Hitler.

Set up motion detectors all thorough-out the forest so if they get faulty they make horribly shrieking sounds that can be heard in Alaska.

Poke him. Constantly.

If you see him DON'T run. Just stand there and stare at him.

Sing the most annoying song you know.

Get a friend to join in.

Set the forest on fire.

Bring a pack of wolves or dogs with you.

Well that's it for now, sorry I couldn't think of anything funnier.