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Third Chapter: Percy and Piper's truth or dare game!

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Piper and the Dares

Piper grinned. "Fine. You think you think you know me? Think again." They were currently sitting in the Hermes Table, for some reason. It wasn't even time to eat, and they clearly weren't from there. All their friends were either out of town or too busy to actually have fun. Only Piper and Percy were left.

Piper liked Percy. Not as love, but as friends. Good friends. They were so good friends they called each other "Bros". The ultimate sign of friendship. And, everyone knew that friends play truth or dare, and that was what they were currently doing.

"Percy, truth or dare?" Piper grinned again. She had a good list of dares in her head. Stalk Mr. D... dressed up as Madonna, throw a football at Clarisse, turn Nico into a baby... Oh, the evil things that go on in Piper's head.

"Truth." Huh. Disappointing. Piper had a lot of dares planned, she didn't think that he would answer truth.

"If you weren't dating Annabeth, who'd be your second choice?" Piper grinned evilly while Percy's jaw dropped. She knew he was stumped.

"Uh...um...uh..." Percy mumbled. He couldn't imagine anyone but Annabeth being his girlfriend. He had plans already. They'd live on the coast by the sea, and he'd give Annabeth a giant library full of her favorite books.

"Percy, just pick someone! Anyone! It can even be Clarisse!" Percy felt himself barf. He'd rather throw himself out into the woods.

"...Fine... Jennifer Lawrence!" Piper spit out her soda.

"Jenlaw? Katniss Everdeen? Are you serious?"

"You haven't really given me a choice." Percy nodded. "Truth or dare, Piper?" He was going to get back at her. He had tons of truths and tons of dares. She'd get stumped no matter what she picked. Piper Mclean was now Kamikaze Mclean.

"Truth."

"If your house was on fire, and Jason and your computer was in it, which one would you save?" It was pretty obvious which she would choose. Piper though, stayed silent.

"That's a really hard question..."

"WHAT?"

"Like, I love Jason, but... who's gonna update my Tumblr?"

"Are you serious?"

"I'll lose followers!"

"Piper Mclean-"

"TRUTH OR DARE, Percy JACKSON!" she screamed and threw her Coke can at him. Percy sighed and looked at her again. "Truth."

"Pick dare for once!" Piper opened another coke can. Percy raised his eyebrow. "Why?" Piper looked down and sighed. "No reason."

"Fine. Dare." Piper grinned. Showtime...

"Pound your chest and make your best Tarzan yell." Percy snorted.

"Ha! That's just nothing."

Piper shook her head. "You didn't let me finish. Do your best Tarzan yell inside the Hypnos Cabin."

Percy cringed. "You know what happens if someone wakes them up like that!"

"DO. IT."

Five minutes later, Percy was in the center of the Hypnos Cabin, with Piper a few feet away, watching the whole thing. She clasped her hands on her mouth and giggled. Percy was going to get it.

Percy inhaled all the air in him and started pounding on his chest. He was in Tarzan mode. "OOOOAAAAHHAOOOOAHHAHH!" The fourteen Hypnos campers all woke up. Two fell off their beds. Three tried covering their heads with pillows, and five of them threw theirs at him. The rest lunged at him.

"How dare you interrupt our sleep?!" One of them said.

"Having a good night until-"

"It was perfect!

"So tired..."

"I was dreaming! How dare-"

"So was I!

"I was dreaming that Katy Perry was right in front of me!" The rest of them looked at that one camper. "What?"

"It doesn't matter!" Clovis said. "It doesn't matter that you're the Hero of Olympus, or the Son of Poseidon. You ruined our sleep, and you're going to pay!" Piper watched in glee as the fourteen campers all lunged at him.

"Piper, help!" Percy screamed. Piper shook her head and turned around before waving. A dare was a dare. He had to face it alone.

"I can't believe you did that," Percy tried to take a feather off his mouth. Piper giggled.

"That was awesome!"

"That was terrible! Hypnos camper are scary!"

Piper took a look to examine Percy. While she was waiting for him, the Hypnos campers super-glued pillow feathers on to him. "You look very... chicken."

Percy glared at her. "Did you just-Ah! Whatever... Truth or dare, Piper?"

Piper grinned. She was a thrill-seeker. She went on top of a table and said, "TRUTH OR DARE JACKPOT!" Percy frowned.

"Wha?"

"Truth or Dare Jackpot. We both have to do what you say." Percy bit his lip. He had to pick a harmless dare so that he wouldn't get affected.

"I dare us... um... to... um... uh, go outside... and...um... scream on the top of our lungs... "I've lost my voice! Please help me find it!" Piper raised her eyebrow.

"Are you serious? That is lame beyond measure."

"Let's just do it." Percy ran to the center of all the cabins. Piper went after him. They stopped at the center of the cabins, beside Hestia's flame. Piper cupped her hands to her mouth. Let the weirdness begin.

"I'VE LOST MY VOICE! PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT!"

"ME TOO!" Percy screamed. "I'VE LOST IT TOO! PLEASE!" The campers just looked at them as if they were insane. "Idiots," some Hephaestus kid muttered. People just laughed. Piper blushed. That went well. No one really cared. Piper and Percy turned around to go back to the Hermes Table when Travis Stoll came around. He changed everything.

"EVERYBODY HELP THEM FIND THEIR VOICES!" Travis screamed. "THE POOR SOULS! WHAT WILL THEY DO?" With that, every body scrambled to find Piper and Percy's voices.

"Not in the lake!" said Kayla, a daughter of Demeter.

"Not in the Big House!" said Conner.

"Not in my shoe!" said an Apollo camper.

"Wait, I think it's over at the Athena Cabin's roof!" Everyone stopped looking. They all watched a camper climb up the roof. "Nope! Not here!" Everyone groaned and went back to searching. It was a sight to see. Percy knew that they were all just kidding. An average human couldn't be that dumb. Unless they didn't have a brain. Nothing exciting had happened lately. After a few minutes the campers sighed. This wasn't going anywhere. This was getting boring. One by one they stopped looking.

Travis looked around and shouted to everyone: "THIS ISN'T WORKING! THEIR VOICES ARE REALLY GONE! I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE THEM... SURGERY! LET'S GO GO GO GO!"

"WHAT!" Percy's eyes widened. So did Piper's. They didn't ask for surgery. "NO! I'M FINE!"

"I"VE FOUND MY VOICE!" Piper shouted. "It's back! NO MORE SURGERIES!" Too late. The Hermes Campers picked Piper and Percy up and brought them to the Apollo Cabin. They set them both on two beds. Travis, Conner, and Will Solace came in the room wearing doctor's masks.

"So," Will said. "I hear you need... healing..."

"NO!" Piper screamed. "We're fine!" Will motioned for two Apollo Campers. He went over to Percy.

"I'll help you. Hayley and Karen, come with me. Eric, Ryan and Tiana, go and help Piper. Get them to the OR, stat!" Will pulled the cloth that separated Piper's bed from Percy's.

"This is all your fault!" Piper screamed.

"MY fault?"

"YES! You were the one who made the dare!"

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO INVENTED THE JACKPOT THING!"

"SHUT UP!"

Will took out rubber gloves and snapped them on his hands. "It's time," he said, and Percy suddenly blacked out.

Percy woke up. After an hour, both Piper and Percy got their "voices" back. Piper looked at Will.

Will smiled. "Oh.. nothing. We just tweaked your voice box. That's all..."

"Weird," Percy said, then he closed his mouth. Piper's eyes widened.

"Oh no," she groaned. "No no no no!"

Piper and Percy are now the human Alvin and the Chipmunks, and they will be on tour in the following states. Please stay tuned.

Okay, this wasn't really how I wanted it to end, but oh well.

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Next it'll be Hazel and Percy egging the Big House...

The Night Huntress.