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Basically Percy has quality time with his girl pals: Thalia, Annabeth,Piper, Hazel, Reyna, Rachel, and Sally.

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Thalia and The Tattoos

"You can't make me!"

"Don't try to fight back, Kelp Head. You'll only tire yourself!"

"Make me!"

The shop was pretty easy to spot, since there was no front door and the glass window was pretty cracked. The sign Diego's Tayttoous hung from above, though it was clearly broken since some of the letters had faded. It now spelled DIEGO'S TATOS. Whoever made the sign obviously didn't know how to spell the word "tattoo".

Diego was an Jamaican immigrant whose dream was to travel the world. However, life had other plans, and Diego now owned a stinky ugly tattoo making, body piercing shop in the west side of the city. He also hated his job, almost as much as Squidward hated his. He wanted an exciting life. He wanted to have fun. This store wasn't anything but boring.

Until he met the two teenagers.

It was a sunny Tuesday. The city breeze swept along Diego's Tattoos and Body Pierssings like a snake looking for snack. Diego was having a pretty normal day. He had just opened the shop and was currently wiping the table behind the counter. All of a sudden he heard a crash, and it looked out the door. Or at least, the no-door. A car had just pulled in front of his shop. A girl stepped out of the now broken down car. She had spiky hair and wore a punk leather jacket. She wore all black and had mischievous look in her eye.

The girl put her hands on her hips and scanned the area. After a few minute she ran to the trunk of the car and pulled out an extremely big sack. The sack seemed to be squirming, like there was someone in it. The girl opened the sack and out came a raven-haired boy with sea-green eyes. The boy had a cloth over his mouth and his hands were tied with ropes. The girl removed the cloth and the boy glared at her. She grinned then began pulling him towards the shop. It truly was a sight to see.

"You can't make me!"

"Don't try to fight back, Kelp Head. You'll only tire yourself!"

"Make me!"

"Shut up!"

Diego looked up from his Fruit Ninja game and sighed. "No kidnappers allowed. Come back never," he said blankly.

The girl slammed her fist on the counter playfully. She pointed to herself. "Thalia," she said. She pointed to the boy. "This Kelp Head over here is Percy. He wants a tattoo."

"NO I DON'T!" Percy went up beside her. "She's making me get a tattoo."

"Right below his shoulders," she smirked. "Right...there!"

Diego pointed to a black broken book on the counter. "There's a selection of designs there. Now quit talking to me."

Thalia grinned and took the book. "Oh look, Kelp Head... there's a dove, and and a tiger, and a snake... OH AND LOOK, it's an owl. Won't little Annabeth like that?" she grinned again. "Look...it's a dolphin. Let's get that one. Daddy would like that, wouldn't he?" She turned to Diego. "The dolphin."

Diego sighed and put away his iPhone. "NO, PLEASE! ANNABETH WOULD KILL ME. MOM WOULD KILL ME!" Percy struggled, but with tied hands, he couldn't do much. Diego took a look to study the two teens. The girl, Thalia, couldn't have been older than sixteen. The boy-Kelp Head, was about seventeen-almost eighteen. He was sorta old enough for a tattoo-not like he cared or anything.

Thalia giggled then whispered in his ear. Diego nodded and looked at Percy, who was trying his best creating his own pouting face. Diego went to the backroom and got everything he needed for the tattoo. He came back with the stuff. "This is gonna hurt a little..." Thalia smiled. "Or a lot!"

"See, Kelp Head, that wasn't so bad." It was thirty minutes later, and the dolphin tattoo was on Percy's shoulder. He shivered.

"Wasn't so bad? That was terrible! Everyone's going to hate me! Annabeth and mom are going to kill me, Grover's gonna freak, and Nico, oh don't get me started with Nico! This is terrible!"

Thalia rolled her eyes and untied the ropes on his hands. "Gods, Percy. Why the Hades are you freaking out? It's a freaking temporary tattoo!"

Percy stopped shivering. "Oh my gods, Thalia, WHY? THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN A PERMANENT TATTOO!"

Both Diego and Thalia's jaws dropped. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

"It's itchy! And annoying!" Thalia rolled her eyes once again. She looked at Diego.

"Can you believe this guy?"

"I'm serious! I HATE TEMPORARY TATTOOS!"

"I can't believe-"

"I'm not-"

"Unbelievable."

"Don't you dare-"

"Unbelievable. Perseus Jackson-"

"DON'T YOU DARE!"

Diego watched the two odd teenagers argue. He wished he had popcorn and Red Bull-this was the best thing he ever saw since Beyonce, a long long time ago. He had never seen people weirder. There was seriously something wrong with their generation.

"LISTEN!" Percy continued. "LET'S GO BACK TO CAMP SO I CAN WASH THIS STUPID TATTOO OFF BEFORE ANYONE SEES!"

Thalia grinned for the millionth time. She took the cloth and, without Percy's favor, covered his mouth with it. She tied the ropes to his hands again. She took the sack that she used to put him in on the floor. She pointed to it.

"In the sack," she said. Diego couldn't believed what happened next. Percy went in the sack without arguing and let Thalia tie the rope to seal him in. She took one last look at Diego. "See you never."

She picked up the Percy Sack and brought it to the trunk of the car. "Where are we going? We're going to camp, right?"

Thalia smirked. "We're going somewhere. Not to camp. Not yet." She closed the trunk before he could say anything else. Without blinking an eye, Diego watched as the car back out of the driveway, hit a trashcan, then drove away like a maniac. Diego stared straight ahead before turning back to his Fruit Ninja game.

"Kids," he mumbled. "I'll never understand brats." He was so immersed in Fruit Ninja that he forgot all about the two teens.

If you turned to the East Side of Manhattan you'll see a girl getting a moving sack from a trunk of a broken car in front of the driveway of Bryson's Body Piercings.

That's it for the first chapter! Next it'll be Annabeth and Percy's date with horses! (lol what?)

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