Nami rushed back up the ladder and peered over Sunny's rail.

"Woah, woah! Hold on, what's going on now!?" she exclaimed, ready to turn her demeanor into full blown anger. Sanji was totally lost in his own little world at this point.

"Me and Sanji are going to go out on a date!" Luffy said with a smile. Nami climbed back up completely to confront her captain.

"Luffy..." she said. "Do you even know what that means?"

"Nami, dear..." Sanji said, slowly coming to. He spoke sternly, resting his hand on her shoulder. "I know this is a difficult time, but you really can't interfere with people's decisions like that. You can't stop the forward motion of love!" His eye turned into a heart again as spun around to wrap his arm around the female Luffy.

"Haha. Don't worry, Nami, I'm OK. It'll be fun!" Luffy said.

"No, seriously, Luffy." Usopp crept into the conversation. "What do you think you're getting yourself into?" he said.

"We're going to go places, eat stuff, and talk about stuff, right?" she asked.

"Um... Well... I guess that's right." Usopp said, raising an eyebrow. He looked over to Nami for confirmation. She just shrugged.

"And then some people like to get really lovey-dovey when they do it. I don't really understand that stuff, but it might be fun!" said the pirate captain.

Without wanting to lose another second, Sanji scooped Luffy up in his arms, who let out an adorable whimper from the motion. Without a further word, Sanji ran straight off the deck and jumped into the air. They landed on the docks and Sanji didn't stop. He ran straight towards town. Luffy waved back in the midst of the flurry. "See ya later, guys!"

"NO~!" Nami and Usopp screamed in unison. However, Sanji and Luffy were long gone.

Sanji kept running through the streets of the small island town. His heart was filled with too much heat and passion for him to even think of slowing down.

"Um... Sanji?" the young woman in his arms perked up. Sanji screeched to halt. He looked down at the beautiful captain and found himself too busy trying to catch his breath to respond. Luffy looked so cute as she looked him in the eye. Her lightweight body in his arms felt all too natural. "I think we're here." she continued.

Sanji blushed. He let Luffy down and stood her up in front of him. "Luffyko, my dear..." he began, ready to whip out his romantic spiel. It wasn't everyday that a beautiful woman would just play along with his antics.

"Woah! What's that? It looks cool!" Luffy exclaimed, already yards away from Sanji, surveying a nearby souvenir stand and berating the salesman with her curiosity. "I'll take twenty!" she said before the salesman could even speak.

"HEY, DON'T JUST GO AROUND BY WEIRD STUFF!" Sanj shouted angrily before catching himself. It seemed that even in lady-form, Luffy was still Luffy and her antics could, for a moment, still push Sanji's buttons. Sanji blushed. "I mean... you should let me take care of buying stuff for you." he said, rubbing the back of his head, trying to keep his cool.

"Huh?" Luffy perked her head up. "You really mean it?" Sanji courteously paid the salesman and led Luffy deeper into the town's market, hand nudging her shoulder. "Man, that was awfully nice of you, Sanji!" Luffy said with a smile. Obviously Sanji's face was beet-red.

"Well, you know me..." he replied with a big goofy grin.

"I dunno." Luffy continued. "You've never acted like that around me before. That seemed like the kind of thing you'd only do for Nami or Robin..." Sanji stopped in his tracks. "Huh, is something wrong?" Luffy asked. "You've got a weird look on your face."

Sanji tried desperately hard to hide the perversion in his heart, but it was becoming too much. He did indeed have a weird look on his face as he contemplated where they should take the date next. "You know, Luffyko dear, we really should get you something nicer to wear."

Luffy looked down at her wardrobe. Aside from her Straw Hat, all she had on were an old dingy red vest and the same boyish blue shorts she wore all the time as a boy. "Huh? You really think so? I didn't bring anything to change into."

"Oh, don't worry." Sanji blushed absentmindedly. "That's what shopping's for! It's all on me!"

"Really?" Luffy asked. "You'd spend that much money on me?"

"Of course! I have plenty of money saved up, so let's not hold back!"

Luffy giggled. "Man, I'm so used to blowing the allowance Nami gives me right away! I didn't think anyone but her would still have any money." She tugged at the cleavage of her vest. "Although I really don't see what's wrong with just wearing this."

Sanji nodded like a happy child. "Yes, yes. But don't you think you should mix things up once in awhile?"

Luffy shrugged. "If you say so." she said, walking forward. "You can pick out whatever you want for me. Honestly, I could walk around naked for all I care.."

Sanji's brain slowly broke as he watched her walk further into town. Her ass casually swaying with each step.