Dan's POV

"Phil.. How.. How.. many.. more.. stairs?" I choked climbing yet another flight of stairs. The lift had a luminous yellow banner across it that had the label 'Caution' on it so we were left to climb the endless flights of stairs.

"I don't know.. The last apartment said 3B so I'm guessing one more flight." He replied as we struggled with our luggage.

"Why did we have to move to Pasadena anyway?" I complained at him.

"You wanted to move to California.."

"I wanted to move to LA.. No one listens to me though.."

"It's only 2 hours away.."

"Not close enough.."

"Well.. That's not my problem.. It's cheaper here anyway."

"Whatever.." I sighed at him as we reached an apartment and looked at it's number.

"4A.. Not this one.." Phil said.

"Is it the one across the hall?" I asked him. He looked across the hall and noticed that one was 4B.

"Not that one then.." he sighed with defeat.

"Why don't we ask someone?" I suggested.

"Okay.. Good idea." Phil agreed and turned back to apartment 4A. He was about to knock when we heard some voices.

"For the last time, That's my spot." a stern male voice echoed.

"Sheldon.." another mans voice, that sounded slightly more friendly, exclaimed in disbelief.

"No 'Sheldon' about it." he said, mocking the other person's attempt at talking some sense into him "We've been through this many times before Leonard. No one sits in my spot."

"You were in the restroom.. I thought I could."

"Now you're just being silly."

"I'm not moving." the other person said. I admired his sassy tone.

"Fine sit there. See how I care."

"Really?" The other one exclaimed in even more disbelief then before.

"Bazinga.. Now move."

"You're unbelievable." I heard some shuffling and tried to muffle a giggle.

"Come on.. Lets go to 4B instead.. They might be more helpful." Phil said.

"Yeah.." I agreed as we walked across the landing and knocked on the door. A beautiful blond haired girl stood there.

"Hey.. Can I help you?" She seemed polite enough.

"Um.. Hey. We're looking for apartment 4D.." Phil said.

"That's right there.. Next to mine." she said with slight excitement masking her voice. "Can I just ask, where are you guys from?"

"England. Why?" I responded.

"I thought so but didn't want to offend you if you weren't"

"Fair enough. We should probably introduce ourselves. I'm Dan and this is my best friend Phil. I guess that we're going to be neighbours now or something.." I said to her, rather awkwardly.

"Sorry about him.. He's not good at human interaction. He spends literally 7 hours a day on Tumblr so, he doesn't get to see people much." Phil said, trying to convince her that I don't talk to people often.

"What's Tumblr?" She doesn't know what tumblr is? I let my internal thoughts slide and continued the conversation.

"Um.. Don't worry." I said, hoping to change the subject as this was starting to get slightly awkward.

"Well my name's Penny and I'm an actress and part time waitress at the cheese cake factory" She added a smile to the end of her sentence.

"Oh cool.. We're both internet video bloggers." Phil said in an attempt to not give away that we work for YouTube.

"And we were radio DJ's up until I swore on the radio.. 4 months of trying so hard and then I had to go and fuck it up by swearing when I fell over my microphone. I don't know how I even manged it though.. I mean, to be fair, there was a very long cable attached" I said as Penny let out a small giggle.

"So now we're here because a company said they wouldn't mind taking us on." Phil added on.

"Okay. Well, I'll catch you later. Oh and beware of the people across the hall. One of them is okay and the other one.. You'll see soon enough."

"Oh.. We already heard them through the door." I said feeling slightly more at ease because I could feel the conversation was drawing to a close.

"Yeah, well.. Bye." Penny said to us, keeping her friendly tone.

"Bye" I said.

"see you later." Phil added. Penny closed the door on us as Phil turned to me.

"She was really pretty!" Phil said to me in a hushed tone so she wouldn't hear.

"You like her?" I asked him.

"Well.."

"I never thought you'd like someone like that.."

"It's just.. She's so nice, and pretty and helped us of all people out."

"Come on.. We should get to the apartment so we can go out and get some dinner before it gets dark."

"It's only 3pm.."

"Really?"

"Yeah.. You must be jet lagged."

"Probably. Anyway, It will be dark by the time we've got the apartment straight and unpacked everything."

"True.."

"Okay. Let's go!" and with that we made our way to our new apartment.

Hey! So I wanted to give crossover a shot and ended up crossing The Big Bang Theory and Phan together to make the rather in-genius name of this story. I also wanted to make a funny story because lets face it, my other fictions are pretty upsetting in places. Hopefully you'll like this! Feel free to follow the story if you're enjoying it and favourite it as that would make me very happy. Also, leave a review as that will keep me going on with this, whether it is giving constructive criticism or just a nice message, it's much appreciated! :]