Hey guys! *waves. After reading a dozen of Sakura's crossovers and stumbling on Naruto/DRRR crossover once I decided to write my own :D Since there isn't any Izaya/Sakura fics I decided to write it with this pair. If anything I will put just a bit of Shizou/Sakura just for the fun of it :P

Rating: M, for violence, swearing and future lemons

So disclaimer:

I don't own neither Naruto or Durarara! Sadly.

Delusional Chapter One:

Sakura's POV:

''Freak! You should get out of here!''

''I can see why you don't have a boyfriend, you're a freak of nature!''

''You monster, don't go near us!''

''Freak!''

Freak. I bolted up after that, cold sweat running down my slightly oversized forehead. I looked around, realizing that I wasn't in my room but in a compartment on a train. I sighed deeply while running my delicate hand over my naturally pink hair. So I should introduce myself first, I think. My name is Haruno Sakura, previously a Jounin in the Hidden Leaf village, Konohagakure. But now, I'm a simple civilian, well I'm trying to be normal if you push past the fact that nothing is normal about me. I have natural long pink hair and a short temper which causes me to use my ninja skills accidently in front of a lot of people.

This leads me to transfer schools yet again. I done it three times already and every time I get called a freak or a monster, which naturally leads me to snap, using my abilities and those no good retards. Now my parents, who are civilians by birth, found a new town, but this time they're sending me alone. They said this city will be perfect for me, they haven't explained why thought. So here I am, waiting for the train to stop at my destination, my new home – Ikebukuro.

The speakers went on, telling us that we are near Ikebukuro, so I turned to my side a little to face my dark green duffel bag. Ino would have fainted in seeing that I packed so little clothes with me but I'm defiantly not her so why bother? I zipped it open and smiled with glee while gripping the item in the bag. I pulled out a box of Pocky. I can't even remember the last time I ate sweets so freely, but now I had a chance. I smiled while putting the chocolate covered stick near my mouth.

After a few Pocky sticks and minutes later we finally arrived at the city and I was one little pink bundle of joy and excitement. Joy because I could finally move my sore back and excited because I get to explore a new city! Konoha and Tokyo were nothing alike do to the gap in technology and ages. I'm actually quite glad I got to Japan, there are a lot more things to entertain myself, but I still couldn't fight and I missed that a lot.

I grabbed hold on the bag, swinging it over my shoulder while exiting the train. Tōkyō subway was amazing indeed. I got corious how the outside looks so I rushed out of the crowded subway and into the city. I looked around in awe. The city was huge I tell ya', HUGE! Skyscrapers were reaching the sky, adds flashing everywhere like stars in the evening and people were walking all over. I gasped slightly mumbling a quiet 'Sugoi..' under my breath, not particularly watching where I was going. Big mistake.

''Oof!'' That was the sound I released when I bumped into someone, hard. I glared at the gorilla sized man who clearly wouldn't bother with an apology so I just huffed and attempted to walk away from the man who was surrounded by more men with weapons like sticks, swords, knifes and all that combat shit.

''Oi! Pink! Where do ya' think you're going? You're in Yellow Scarves territory!'' He barked while grasping my shoulder harshly. I kept a blank expression while secretly sending medical chakra into my throbbing shoulder. I 'tsk'ed at him and glared.

''So what? You're gonna beat me up? There are only twenty of you!'' I spat back at him. I noticed now that we gained quite a crowd now and my face quickly changed to one of a scowl. Those people are looking at me with pity, I'll show them pity! I could feel his gripped harden on my left shoulder and that made me snap. I gave them a I-suggest-you-run-now look before lifting my right leg up into the air, hitting his chin harshly, making him stumble back a few steps. Seeing here boss having troubles, the gang started to run to me. Perfect.

I left my leg in the air, waiting for the armed men to get closer to me. I could see confusion on the audience's faces, I frowned. They think I'm crazy that I don't run, no? When they finally reached me with smirks, I gave them my own evil grin. They will never know what hit them. I slammed my chakra enchanted foot to the ground, making a crater form beneath the thugs' feet. They instantly fell which made me bored, how predictable. They yelped and all lost balance which made them drop their weapons.

In a few seconds more men wearing yellow showed up and I frowned. These guys are stubborn, no? I started to count them all and I even didn't notice that a maniac was swinging a katana at my head. His laughter started to bum behind me and I rolled my eyes, their so lame.

He grinned maniacally when the katana collided with my head. A lot of people gasped, some ran away and some turned their heads, not wanting to see the outcomes but then suddenly, with a poof of smoke I transformed into a log. Owned much? They all stared wide eyes at the log, wondering where I went I guess. I used my ninja speed to knock some of them out.

''If you're gonna use the element of surprise-'' I started to say, gaining everyone's attention by knocking two of the thugs heads together, making them fall unconscious. Five left, I counted. I stepped into a circle, letting them surround me. I smirked evilly when once again they started to charge at me with their weapons. Doing quick hand signs, my smirked widen even more if possible.

''Chidori Current!'' I cried out and as quick as the electric lightning came the thugs laid there, unconscious and burnt to a crisp. Thank you Sasuke for teaching me this awesome jutsu! I guess Oro-gay trained you well after all. I looked around, fearing the people around me suddenly. To my utter shock they started to clap. CLAP! O now see way my parents sent me here, these people are crazy!

''Sugoi~ she's as strong as Shizuo!''

''Can I have your autograph?''

''She's new?''

''Did you see that mom? She can control lightning!''

''Seriously? Another one?''

And with that rumors about me started to spread like wildfire. I hesitantly grabbed hold of my duffle bag and ran for it. I didn't know where to go, there were a lot of people on the street at this late hour. I walked the street, trying to act like I usually do but it was kind of hard when nearly everybody was pointing fingers at you. I took a shaky breath and began looking at the buildings.

''Sunshine street…Where the hell is that?!'' I asked to no one in particular but then I overheard a man yell something about sushi so my stomach started to growl. I blushed from embarrassment and made my way over to the black skinned man. He saw me coming near him and then gave me a warm grin which I returned.

''Russian sushi is the best! Would you want some sushi? Sushi is good!'' He exclaimed and I simply just nod my head. He gave me a coupon and pointed behind me where a building with the banner 'Russia Sushi' tood. I waved at him goodbye and made my way towards the bar.

I pushed open the door to reveal a super tasty smell to appear. I sniffed the air and sigh in delight. This is my kind of place. I walked up to a stool next to three other people. When I sat down the dyed blonde haired boy turned his head towards me with a friendly grin. I smiled at him in return; he raised his hand for me to shake.

''Koonichiwa~! Names Masaomi Kida! Are you new here, beautiful?'' He asked me curiously which I nodded to with a slight blush. I grasped his hand and gave him a firm shake and a smile.

''My name is Haruno Sakura, nice to meet you and to answer your question, yes. I'm new, just got here actually.'' I said pointing towards my duffle bag. He nodded with that cheerful grin that seems to be stuck on his face permanently. He looked to his other side and gasped making me jump a little. I looked over him to see the two other people who were watching the scene with curious eyes.

''These are my friends. The blushing coward is Mikado Ryugamine and that erotically cute yet shy girl is Anri Sonohara.'' I laughed out loud when they both smacked the blonde, blushing madly at his introductions. Soon after an old man came with our orders, smiling at every one of us. His eyes landed on me. Frowning at first but then he lit up in realization. I looked up at him puzzled.

''I know you!'' He pointed a finger at me ''Your that girl that beat up the Yellow Scarves gang just an hour ago!'' I almost spitted out my tuna when he said that. Now every eye was on me. I sighed and nodded. Looking around I gave them an incredulous look.

''What?! I was supposed to give into them or something?'' I shouted/yelled at the four who blushed slightly. I started to fuming until the other boy broke the silence.

''S-Sugoi! You actually beat a gang all by yourself?'' He asked in disbelieve and I sneered at him.

''What'da ya' mean by that? There were only thirty of them total.'' I stated calmly as I started to sip on my sake. I heard the blonde choke that made me smirk inwardly. They were civilians too, I could take down a pack of ninjas, civilians got nothing on me. The other girl suddenly jumped up, startling me in the process.

''A-And you're not injured at all?'' I looked at her stunned face with a big smirk smashed on mine. ''Nope'' I responded calmly, popping the 'p' a little. They stared at me for a few minutes and I groaned.

''Would you please stop staring at me!?'' They diverted their eyes quickly, ashamed that they were caught. I hummed slightly when I took the last gulp on my sake. I looked at them with a glint of mischief in my emerald eyes. Resting my head on my palm while my elbow rested on the bar.

''So what's do you do for fun in this city?'' I asked them. They instantly lit up and I grinned foolishly. I mean, I don't care that tomorrow is my first day of school I could skip the whole year if I want to. It doesn't matter anyways about the future here, I could always go back to Konoha and work in the hospital or something.

''You come to the right place Sakura-chan!'' The dyed blonde haired boy exclaimed. ''Let me tale you to our grand tour of this wonderful town'' he got up and extended his hand for me to grab which I refused and shrugged it off. The other two seemed too laughed at the puppy look he kept giving me.

''Kida-san, I already said 'no''' I chuckled at his emo corner face and walked out of the bar. The three followed closely and soon we were on the streets yet again. I sighed at the cold wind which started to blow on my face. When we walked by some people started pointing or gossiping about me.

''I wonder if she's in a gang?''

''I know for a fact that she is weaker then Shizuo-sama!''

''As if! Does Shizuo know how to electrocute people?!''

''Well no, bu-''

''Who's Shizuo?''with my ninja hearing I could pick up a few of the gossiping girls words. I noticed that I am compared with this guy a lot, It kinda gets on my nerves.

''Well he's-''

''IIIIZAAAAAYYYAAAAA!'' An ear piercing yell erupted on the other side of the street. I turned my head quickly, actually hearing a loud pop but ignored it. There running towards us was a blonde in a bartender suit and dark sunglasses holding a….vending machine? I rubbed my eyes once, twice. Yup, that's what it is.

I stared at him in disbelieve. Seriously, a vending machine? But to lift that thing up and throwing it so high you'd have to possess a lot of strength to do that. Then I noticed a raven haired guy running away from the crazy blonde while talking though the phone like he gets chased everyday like that. It wouldn't be surprising if he actually did.

''Calm down Shizu-chan~'' He yelled back in a sing sang voice. This is just this much I can take. I looked over my shoulder to the three frozen teens who were sweat dropping and huffed, pointing to the two newcomers. The blonde shoot his head to get out of the trance he was and pointed at the other blonde.

''That's Shizuo Heiwajima, over there-'' he pointed to the raven haired boy who was smirking slyly at the short tempered man who was about to throw the metal box in his hand. ''- Izaya Orihara. Friendly advice, be careful he's actually dangerous'' I nodded slowly at the blonde, not supposedly understanding why to stay away from the guy but still nodded.

''So where to now?'' I asked in a friendly tone, although I was extremely curious about the two newcomers I'm not gonna let it show. The brunette put a finger to his chin as if like thinking, so while he does that I failed to notice an incoming vending machine flying straight at me.

''Kyaaaa!'' I manage to yell out but suddenly I found myself on a motorcycle. I looked up to see a woman with a yellow helmet that has cat ears. I couldn't help but noticed that she has a lot of chakra dripping off her. She is defiantly not from this world. She held out a PDA to me which had something written on it.

'Are you ok?' I guess that's the way she communicates for some reason. I nodded at her with a coy smile on my face. Damn, how could I not notice a freaken flying vending machine? And I call myself a ninja. Suddenly the motorcycle released something similar to a horse sound and started moving really fast, which made me grab hold of the other girl's waist. The motorcycle jumped though fences and bushes which made me sweat drop but I decided to stay quiet.

When we finally reached the street I noticed the raven haired boy walking calmly down the street while talking though the phone. I couldn't help but notice that he does these strange gestures but that made him who he is, right? What am I thinking?! Just drive and ignore, drive and ignore, drive and ig- oh my god! Did he just wink at me?

SCORE!

'Inner? Where did you come from?' I narrowed my brows. She was supposed to be asleep, guess her hot guy sixth sense woke her up. I rolled my eyes and relaxed. I don't know who this woman in front of me is but I owe her my life for this.

''Hey!'' I shouted out, due to the strong wind current. Her helmet turned slightly to my direction and I knew I had her attention. I leaned towards a little.

''Thank you for saving me!'' I shouted yet again. She gave me a nod and soon we stopped near Sunshine Street. I looked at her stunned, how did she know? I climbed off the bike which was strangely quiet. I looked puzzled at it, it only releases horse like noises, I wonder why. The mystery girl typed something quickly into her PDA and showed it to me.

'It's actually a horse in disguise, believe it or not.' My mouth formed an 'o' like shape but I shook my head lightly.

''Believe it or not, I've seen stranger things than that and I know you have too'' I spoke softly and her helmet tilted slightly. She quickly wrote something else on the PDA.

'How did you know I'm not from around here?'

''Because I'm not from around here too, I could sense something off about you, that explains a lot.'' She nodded and raised her hand towards me and wrote something else on her PDA.

'My name is Celty Sturluson I'm a Dullahan' I ears perked up at that. Dullahan? What's that? As if reading my mind she wrote something else on the PDA.

'I don't know what that means either but I guess that means I'm headless' Okaaaay, I sure did not expect that but I survived a zombie apocalypse in the shinobi world, nothings too strange for me now. I grasped her hand and shook it.

''Well Celty nice to meet you. My names Haruno Sakura, I'm a shinobi'' I guess if she could tell me her secret I could too. I put my index finger on my lips. ''But don't tell anyone just now, it's kind of a surprise''

She nodded at me and waved before disappearing into the twilight. I sighed heavily but smiled none or less. My parents were right; this is a perfect place for me to live in. and with that thought I walked into my new apartment to start a new life here in Ikebukuro.

TO BE CONTINUED

So what do you guys think? English is my third language so there is no doubt that there are a bunch of grammar mistakes all over, sorry for that. I hope you enjoyed the story I promise that I will update as soon as I can, if somebody actually reads this story :D