...DON'T BLAME ME. I was high on chocolate, okay?! A bit of Latvia abuse and slight RusAme bashing. Just for the record, I don't hate that pairing. ^.^

Okay, so these three kids were trying to watch a very serious and mildly scary movie that one of them hijacked from his cousin called The Hunger Games. They were named Liechtenstein, Sealand, and Latvia. Unfortunately, they had a big bottle of bubble liquid and a lot of chocolate. So they were in Sealand's bedroom, which had a bunk bed with only the top bunk and then a desk and some crap where the bottom bunk would normally be. Latvia laid down on the floor and stared up at the TV while the other two, armed with bubble wands and chocolate, sat on the bed part of the bed. After eating all of the chocolate and giving very little of it to Latvia, they started laughing over nothing.

"Look! Bubbles!" Liechtenstein giggled, blowing a bunch of bubbles that floated down and ate Latvia.

"Ooow?" said the skeleton that didn't look like a skeleton at all but more like a blonde boy with red pajamas.

"HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! THEY ATE LATVIA!" screamed Sealand, falling off the bed and landing on Latvia.

"LATVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" shrieked two heads that suddenly appeared through the floor.

"Estonia? Lithuania? Why are you here?" said Latvia, voice muffled by the big-eyebrowed micronation that was sitting on his face.

"You didn't see anything..." Russia whispered, dragging the two Baltics back into the floor.

"LATVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Hey Sealand... That dummy on the screen has ugly makeup..."

"Like Latvia?"

"Heeey! My makeup is beautiful!"

"You wear makeup?"

"Yeah! Isn't it bea-u-ti-ful?" said Latvia, flapping his hand like Poland as he showed off his sloppily applied lipstick and eyeshadow.

"...No." said Sealand plainly, biting Latvia's hand.

"OOOOW...! I learned from Poland... C:"

"Poland's a bad teacher..." Liechtenstein giggled, pouring out half of the bottle of bubble liquid onto Sealand's head.

"Ooooooh... Can I blow bubbles with my hair now?" Sealand shook his head around but then he fell down. I didn't even know that he stood up until now.

Liechtenstein burst into laughter but then she fell off the bed and landed on top of the once-again-magically-standing Sealand.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Switzerland yelled, brandishing his gun as he randomly fell through the ceiling.

"FACK! NO!" Latvia screamed like Pewdiepie and hid in Sealand's closet.

"Get off of him!" Switzerland screamed at them both.

Liechtenstein couldn't stop laughing.

Sealand randomly started crying.

"Wh't 'r' y' d'ng t' m' s'n?!" Sweden randomly burst in through the door and death stared at Switzerland.

"What are you doing to my daughter?" Switzerland countered, staring back.

Yes.

Now they are not only blood related, but father and daughter.

"I'M YOUR DAUGHTER? I NEVER KNEW!" Latvia glomped Switzerland. "DADDYYYYYYY!"

Finland quietly left to go be a good wife and bake cookies. But for revenge for one of Sweden and Sealand's collab pranks, he used pieces of salmiakki instead of chocolate chips. Latvia randomly came into the kitchen and then everything exploded. Seven of Finland's bottles of vodka went flying all the way over to America's house where Canada insisted on throwing Russia's birthday party.

They landed straight in America's refrigerator and then Russia decided to look for a drink. "Vodka?"

"Uuuh.. Yeah dude, I got that just for today!"

Russia grabbed America's face and randomly kissed him out of gratitude.

Then the entire world spontaneously combusted because THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE AGSHDJFKGJLHKJ;LK;L

The end. c:

*bows head*

I'm sorry.

Oh, and just for the record, Sweden said "What are you doing to my son?!"