Tumblr Request: the gang has an argument about who's on top Jade or Tori

It was lunch and Cat, Beck and Andre sat at their usual table eating when Robbie stumbled over to them.

"Where have you been?" Beck looked over Robbie's disheveled appearance.

"Never go into the janitor's closet without knocking." He warned breathlessly. Andre put down his slice of pizza.

"Why?" He asked.

"Jade," Robbie said, "and Tori." He finished. Andre's eyes widened and Beck leaned away from the table.

"Oooh," he laughed, "yeah, you got to be careful about that." He said. Robbie nodded frantically and they settled down until suddenly Andre turned towards Robbie.

"Who was on top?" He asked.

"What?" Robbie said as he started into his lunch.

"On top, which girl was more dominant?" Andre clarified. Robbie's brows furrowed together as he blushed a particularly dark shade of red.

"I don't know!" He shrieked.

"Oh, come on now, you must've noticed. This will settle our debate." Beck said.

"What debate!" Robbie was still hysterical.

"The other day, Beck and I were wondering about who is on top. I think it's Tori but he thinks it's Jade." Andre explained. Beck pushed his food away from him.

"You haven't been in a relationship with Jade." He insisted. Andre rolled his eyes and faced Beck.

"I know Tori better than you." He said. Robbie shrugged and tried to hide his face.

"Sorry, I didn't really get a good look," He paused, "before Tori slammed the door in my face." Beck deadpanned and Robbie flinched.

"You did see," he accused, "who was it?" He asked.

"No! No, I didn't!" He persisted. Andre caught on to Beck's signals and nodded.

"Yes you did!"

"It's Tori." Cat answered happily before taking a drink from her water bottle. Andre's head snapped in her direction and Robbie relaxed as the attention was pulled away from him.

"What is Tori?" Jade asked as she came over to the table and pulled Tori by her hand.

"Yeah, what is me?" Tori sat down beside her girlfriend.

"You're on top." Cat smiled. Tori blinked silently and Jade's eyes widened.

"What!" She burst out.

"Beck and Andre," She pointed to the boys who were suddenly trying to sink very low in their seats, "were arguing about who was on top in your relationship." She said innocently.

"Cat how do you know this?" Jade questioned in an annoyed tone.

"You guys think I don't notice what goes on around me and talk really loudly about really private things." She grinned. Jade groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose.

"So, it's true!" Andre laughed and extended his hand to Beck. "You owe me twenty bucks!" He said arrogantly. Beck fished through his pocket and pulled out the money before slapping it into Andre's hand.

"You guys are pervs." Jade commented before opening her salad. Tori just shook her head and smirked.