So, my muse jumped episodes and decided to come back to the Hounds...

Disclaimer: If I owned it, then this would have been in the show, not on fanfiction!

Sherlock whirled around and faced John, "Phone Lestrade. Tell him there's an escaped rabbit."

John was bemused, "Are you serious?"

Sherlock pointed threateningly at John, "It's this or Cluedo."

John's brows furrowed in consideration for a few seconds then he stood up from his seat, "Okay, I'm off then."

Sherlock frowned in confusion, "What? Where are you going?"

"Tesco, of course."

"But, why? You bought milk just yesterday." Sherlock's tone was dangerously close to a whine.

"Oh, I don't want to buy milk." John said casually as he picked up his wallet from the coffee table. "I'm going to get some carrots, lettuce, and, um, do you think glowing rabbits like cauliflower as well?"

"Um," Sherlock was looking at John dumbstruck, "I don't know, I've never talked to a glowing rabbit before." He answered blankly.

"Alright then, I'll get some jelly babies for good measure as well. Now, let me see, we're going to need some supplies to build a trap." John said thoughtfully as he picked up his keys, "A box, some twine…"

"So, you rather go and look for the escaped rabbit than to play Cludo with me." Sherlock said slowly.

"Yup!"

"Is there no way I can convince you?"

John sighed, "Let me put it this way: We are never playing that again."