Hi! Thanks for taking the time to check this out. I love both the worlds of Naruto and FMA, and though there's a good bit of this particular crossover fanfic, it wasn't what I wanted exactly. So I wrote my own. This is incredibly short but if it gets good feedback I'll most definitely go on with the story.
- stormredux

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The air was tense and fraught with danger; the four ninjas held their places in silence, waiting for something - anything. Back to back to back to back, Naruto and his team readied their kunais and held their breaths. A bright light of electric energy encirceled them, and a strange plethora of geometric shapes appeared beneath their feet. Immediately, the ninjas wildly jumped out of the circle's epicenter and watched in amazement as it grew brighter and brighter.

Before their very eyes materialized two bodies, wheezing and hacking. The circle steamed and disappeared.
"AL! Are you alright?!" The smaller one shook the other figure, a large man in a threatening full-body suit of armor.
"I'm okay, brother!" The voice that emerged from the garganutan suit of armor was much higher pitched that expected, "What happened? Where's the homunculi?!"
Kakashi took no more time to let them chat and immediately placed the tip of his kunai under the boy's chin. The mysterious boy froze and glared into Kakashi without fear. His yellow eyes danced with flames and a vein popped on his forehead.
"Identify yourselves," Kakashi did not want to take any chances, especially with the Akatski closeby and his team in danger, "this is a battle ground and we do not show mercy."
"Please mister!" The large body of armor put up his hands, "We don't want trouble!"
"Kakashi-sensei," Sakura objected, "I don't think they're a threat! I can barely sense any chakra in the smaller one-"
"SMALLER?!"
Sakura's eyes widened, "and absolutely nothing in the man with the armor." The ninjas froze. Sai approached the foreigners with a look of contemplation, "I've never seen a shinobi with golden hair and golden eyes. Where do you hail?"
"I think we should forget them!" Naruto boldly interrupted, "We've got more imporant things to do than worry about this pipsqueak!"
"PIP- PIPSQUEAK?!"
"All of you, quiet." Kakashi commanded sternly, never breaking eye contact with the stranger, "I'll ask again, identify yourself."
The boy smirked, "Why do you wear a mask?" He clapped his hands together in prayer, "Is your face just that ugly?" He gripped Kakashi's kunai and a great light of electricity emitted from the palms of his hands. The large suit of armor masterfully flipped Kakashi on his back with excellent martial arts and the two odd strangers took off into the forest, but not before the smaller one turned and shouted, "My name is Edward Elric, State Alchemist, and you can kiss my ass!"
"Brother! Stop getting us in trouble!" The larger one yelled off in the distance, and soon the two were out of sight.
The three turned their attention to Kakashi, who was staring at his kunai is disbelief. The tip of his kunai had been perfectly transformed into a characiture of the golden haired boy's face, rendering the weapon useless.
"Edward Elric, State Alchemist?"