Anna: What up what up my peeps! I'm Anna and

Soleanna: Yo! Soleanna

Anna & Soleanna: And we're here to tell you an embarrassing story about InuYasha!

Anna: Shippo did you want to do the honor of telling what happened

Shippo: Gladly! Recently InuYasha thought Kagome was in this weird machine thingy…what's it called?

Anna: iPod Touch 5th Generation

Shippo: Yeah but really was her background so he pulled out tessaiga and was about to do wind Scar! Heh, what a doofus! (InuYasha comes and hits Shippo. Shippo cries for Kagome who then appears.)

Kagome: InuYasha….

InuYasha: Kagome wa-

Kagome: SIT! (THUMP)

"Mm the food smell good mom!" Kagome said while smelling the deliciousness of the buffet in front of her big brown eyes. Her mother had cooked it for her since she did great on her exams. Heck, she even got her the newest iPod that came out which was iPod Touch 5th Generation. So of course as any other mothers would be, be happy for her child who did excellent on her test!

She chuckles at Kagome's watery mouth and said," I made it especially for you Kagome! By the way where's Souta?" she ask looking around the kitchen for her son. Kagome shrugs in response. "Go get Souta for me while I get the rest of the food ready okay? By then it should be done." Kagome obeyed and offered to get Souta and she should have her feast.

"What is that little brat doing in his room?" Kagome whispered to herself going up the stairs. Souta's room is pass Kagome's so she figured she'll pick up her iPod on the way to get Souta. When she finally got up the stairs and hit that quick turn around her door into her pink room, she was horrified at what she saw.

"Time to crack this thing open," He raises up the sword;" Wind Sc-" Kagome was fused with anger, scared, and nervous at the same time! She didn't know what to do because she was 5.4 seconds from her house being destroyed along with her iPod! Then she finally knew what to do and have to do it fast before he swings that sword!

"SIT!" Kagome commanded out loud. InuYasha stops in his mid-swing and didn't finish his triggering word 'Wind scar'. He crashed onto Kagome's floor leaving the sword flying in the air heading towards InuYasha's back. He scrunched up and move swiftly to the side watching tessaiga hit right beside him.

"Phew that was close." He sighed in relief. He looks up at the shadow blocking the light in Kagome's room and saw her looking down at him with anger. She's alive. InuYasha thought. But why was she mad all of a sudden?

"InuYasha…." She says in her calm yet deadly voice. InuYasha looks confused at Kagome trying to figure out what happened.

"Kagome what hap-" before he could finish his sentence she interrupts.

"Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit…" Ten more sits later…. All you could hear was InuYasha's moaning from the ground. She then grabs her iPod and hugs it to her cheek. Then kisses it repeatedly and saying she misses it and will never ever leave it in harm's way again. Now InuYasha was knocked unconscious on her floor (which by the way has a big dent in it that could crack any minute). Unaware of that Kagome stayed in her room not mining the cracks heard from her floor. Then it finally snapped. Her bedroom came tumbling down to the first floor. Everything falling in her room came flying down.

"AHHHHHHH!" Kagome screamed. Oh my kami somebody help me! And with that being said, she landed on something soft, saving her fall. What is this that saved me? She moved her hand on something mushy and squishy. Hmm I didn't remember having a large and round feathery pillow in my room. She moves her hand around and around and around groping it. He he I feel like Miroku! And then she smacked it with a big Pop! Then the 'pillow' jumped up and now hardened. Huh, pillows don't move. And by the way, where's InuYasha? She finally looks below at what she is sitting on and looks at a red figure sprawled on the floor. InuYasha's head pops up and looks at Kagome with that constipated look on his face. Kagome stops and looks at her hand on his butt and looks at him and blushed terribly.

"Um…..InuYasha?" She said nervously.

"Kagome would please get your hand off of my butt for a second! And get off me!" Yelled InuYasha hitting the floor. Kagome jumps up and leaving the warmth of his bottom from her hand. She had to admit, she did missed that feeling on his butt. She never knew he got one! I guess you learned something every day huh?

InuYasha struggle from getting up after that big fall from her room to the living room. He looks down at what he landed on and it looks like clay. But it was mushy as if someone was still working on it. Kagome dusted her skirt and shirt off from the dust that her room made. Then her mother, grandpa, and Souta came running from the kitchen seeing the disaster. They all gaped at the big hole from the ceiling seeing nothing but Kagome's ceiling from her room.

"What happened?" Souta asked while running to the rubble of her stuff crashed all over the living room.

"Kagome are you alright?" asked the caring mother who went up to Kagome.

"No! My clay model! It's ruined!" cried the old man. He went over to the smashed clay and bent down crying over it.

"Big deal, even if I didn't smash it, it still would've looked ugly anyway." InuYasha said using his smart comment. One thing I could say is he told the truth about the clay thing. But something is left to be not said. Grandpa gave him a death glare which made InuYasha's hair in the back of his neck stand up.

"I'll get you one way or another." Grandpa whispered evilly to himself glaring at InuYasha.

"Now c'mon Kagome, we have to go back!" InuYasha said. Kagome looks up at him even though he's like 6'0 and she is like 5'7.

"No! Sit!" InuYasha crashes to the floor again." Besides, you ruined my dinner that I worked so hard to achieve!"

"But-"

"Sit!" InuYasha crashes again. "You're getting none of my food either! And for your punishment you're going to clean up this rubble!" InuYasha got up off the ground into Kagome's face.

"Oh yeah? You can't tell me what to do!" Who does she think she is? Talking to me like she's my owner. Then she gave him the most scariest stare that a woman can give a man. If looks can kill, InuYasha would be burnt like toast.

"O-okay I-I-Ill cleans it up!" InuYasha stuttered. This wasn't the first time Kagome did this to him. Making him almost peeing in his kimono and have him running with his tail between his legs. Kagome turns around and goes into the kitchen and sat down at the table getting ready to eat. Souta and her mom went in and joined her leaving InuYasha with a loud full of work. Aw man, I should've stayed home. InuYasha thought bowing his head.

"Stupid InuYasha, how dare he ruin my room like that?" Kagome said while stuffing food into her mouth.

"Calm down Kagome. I'm sure it was an accident." Her mother said nicely and comforting. Kagome's mom is always so kind and sweet and is a great mother figure. Kagome loves to hear her mother's soft comforting words just to make her feel better about herself. Her smile brings sunshine into everyone's heart! She's the kind of person you don't see every day in this world.

"Yeah, I might've been a little harsh to him." Kagome thought of what she had did to InuYasha with all those "sit" commands of hers. She sighed and thanked her mom for the advice and walked into the living seeing him sweeping up the trash with the broom. Kagome laughed out loud at how InuYasha on how he is using his broom! (Upside down!). InuYasha was so frustrated with the so called "broom" that Kagome's mom says will do 100 times as better with your hands that he didn't know Kagome was behind him. HE heard her soft voice he missed so much from the feudal era and looked at her to see what's going on.

"What's so funny Kagome?" InuYasha asked looking puzzled. When she finally has a hold of her breathe she finally told him," InuYasha you're holding the broom up wrong!" InuYasha's cheeks blushes dark red from the embarrassment.

"InuYasha," InuYasha looks up at Kagome," are you still mad at me?" She said innocently with those big puppy dog eyes looking at InuYasha making him blush even harder. Kagome's eyes are so…pretty like that. He thought. He never expressed his feelings for Kagome saying that he loves her but sure does wanted to. It's just he doesn't know if she feels the same way too.

"Uh… I guess not since you got me cleaning all of this mess." He said looking at the dust piles of junk. I'll take that as a no.

"Well to make anything better, there's some food for you left over in the kitchen if you want." Kagome said. InuYasha's amber eyes glowed with excitement.

"Yes, finally! I'm starving!" He drops the broom and ran into the kitchen until grandpa was in his way. InuYasha got irritated with him getting in the way with his food.

"Hey, old man! You're in the way!" InuYasha yells at Grandpa. Grandpa then smiles.

"Oh sorry my boy, you know this arthritis is killing me." Yeah, right….InuYasha thought."But, I'll bring your plate to you while you get on the road son."

"Wow you'll do that!" InuYasha smiles brightly. Grandpa nods in agreement and went into the kitchen. InuYasha went into the living room with Kagome and had a conversation. Haha payback is a bitch InuYasha. Grandpa thought. He grabbed the food that Kagome's mom made and got out the Blend Peppers (Little Author's note: It's the hottest peppers in the WORLD!) and puts it on his food.

"This is what you get for messing with my clay model!" He said devishly while dipping a lot of it and stirring it up. And he knows that InuYasha wants something to drink to he'll put hot sauce into the Coke, since it's a dark drink. When grandpa got done "spicing" up his food, he took it to InuYasha in the living room.

"Aw, thanks old man!" He hits him on his back, almost making him falling over. And then he walks out not saying a word. "Anyway Kagome, when will we leave!" InuYasha pleaded for the up-teen time!

"We would leave but look at my bedroom, InuYasha! My clothes are ruined and my stuff! What do you want me to do, go butt naked?" InuYasha smiles a little making Kagome sit him. He fell to the ground, again…

"It was a joke…" InuYasha cried out.

"Yeah right…" just then Kagome's mom came in and was carrying Kagome's traveling bag.

"Hey, Kagome, luckily I packed up your stuff so you could hurry and leave. I know how InuYasha could be impatient."

"See Kagome, why you couldn't be more like your mother!"

"Shut up and sit!" THUMP!

"Here and be safe Kagome. And remember that I love you!" Her mother said while handing the bag to Kagome giving her a kiss on her cheek.

"I love you too, mom." Kagome replied and went outside."C'mon InuYasha we don't have all day and don't forget your food." Kagome called through the house telling InuYasha to hurry up. He grunts and left out the door with his plate. "Keh, about time we left. I bet the others are worried." InuYasha said with his arms inside his sleeves.

"Yeah, I bet since I've been gone for 3 days." Kagome said thinking about Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara. When they reached the well they both jumped in transporting to the past. What's that smell? It smells like metal? InuYasha looks at Kagome's bag. Nah, it couldn't be.

"InuYasha, what's wrong?" Kagome asked while catching his gaze at her backpack.

"It was nothing." And with that being said, they vanished into the world of InuYasha.

Anna: Dang it! And we were just about to get to the climax of the story!

Soleanna: Too bad for making this story long!( Anna slaps her upside her head) Hey, whatcha do that for!

Anna: (sigh) if only I could repay you guys.(Kagome walks in. Then Soleanna has an idea!And nods to Soleanna in agreement. What will they do?) So Kagome, you remember when you told us about that incedent with InuYasha right?

Kagome: Yeah.

Soleanna: well we added the part when you talked about his (laughs) butt(laughs. Kagome then turns red in embarrassment.)

Kagome: I told you guys not to mention that!( InuYasha walks in)

InuYasha: Oh Kami don't tell me they're telling my secret!

Anna: It's time Soleanna!

Soleanna: Shippo turn on the music (Music plays and Soleanna and Anna moving there heads.)

Anna: this is for you Kagome and InuYasha! Baby Got Back Remix! Inu style( Anna points to them making them sweat drop)

Soleanna & Anna:

Kagome like his butt and she cannot lie

Even Miroku can't even deny

With InuYasha's bare chest and his itty bitty waist and you see that big red thing in her face, the fangirls get jealous!

Anna's Verse

Kagome wanna hit that butt

Cause she saw that InuYasha 'got that stuff'

In that red Kimomo that he's wearin

She's hook she can't stop starin

She wanna touch it and do the 'Miroku'

She's scared she might go cookoo

But his big ass in those pants

Make Kagome's hands (Soleanna – want to dance!)

Soleanna and Anna Chorus

She wants that stuff, that stuff

That big and round stuff

That stuff, that stuff, she just can't get enough! Hey! (Both dancing and smacking there buts and doing the rodio)

Kagome: W-well I could explain

InuYasha: Kagome… that's how you feel about me?!

Kagome: well…(blushes but didn't realize InuYasha was about to kiss her…

Shippo: Ewww! Anyway more will come soon! Take it inside you two! Don't forget to comment and favorite and follow.( looks at Inu and Kag) ugh im about to be sick…..