The joyful twittering of the early morning birds contrasted with the sad wailing coming from the villa. Lee was in the bathroom, hands over his face as he sobbed uncontrollably.

'What's going on in there?' Came Kazuya's growling voice. 'We're trying to sleep here!'

Lee opened the door with a sniff, his eyes and cheeks wet with tears. The whole family had gathered outside the bathroom, looking tired and angry.

'It's-it's-,' he spluttered, holding up a wilting rose, 'the last day of our vacation!'

Everyone, besides Lee, cheered and clapped. Lars and Jin gave each other a high five, and Asuka and Xiaoyu embraced with joy.

'Finally!' Kazuya grinned, slamming his fist into his palm.

'Don't say that!' Lee snapped. 'You're upset, too, right, Jun?'

'Heck no!' She said dismissively. 'This was the worst idea I've ever had! And that includes getting it on with Kazuya all those years ago.'

'But, look!' Lee said, walking into Kazuya's, Jin's, and Lars's room. 'We had so many good times here!' He pointed to the burn marks on the carpet. 'This is where Kazuya and Jin burnt the carpet with their laser eyes!' He then moved through the group and into his own room, before pointing at his futon. 'This is where I and Sakura slept together for the first time...'

'Who the heck is Sakura?' Asuka blurted, looking as confused as everyone else.

He passed them once again, entering the living room. 'Remember when we watched those films on Notflix?' He released a nostalgic laugh, while scooping up a tear with his finger.

'I remember that pervy DVD you made us watch,' Xiaoyu murmured.

'And look, Kazuya,' he said with a gasp, pointing outside towards the beach. 'It's the sand castle that we built with that little girl! I bet she's all grown up now...'

'It was only a few days ago,' Kazuya grunted.

'It feels like years...' He said proceeding a sigh. 'Oh, come now. You had SOME fun, right?'

'Well, karaoke was cool,' Xiaoyu nodded.

'No, it wasn't!' Heihachi disagreed, his face turning pale. 'I still have nightmares about that...'

Xiaoyu flashed him a look of confusion.

'I guess I had a good time whooping those people on the beach,' Kazuya added with a smirk.

'Oh, how could I forget,' Lee started, before walking back into the hallway and towards the front door. He opened it, revealing an angry mob. 'All the people we attacked and lives we made miserable came to say goodbye.' He then closed the door.

'Wait, who the heck were they?' Asuka asked.

'I just told you,' he responded.

Kazuya re-opened the door.

'There they are!' The man at the front snarled, both eyes bruised.

'Who are all you people?' Jun asked.

'You beat us up on the beach!' The man spoke up again, pointing at the equally bruised people stood around him.

'You stole our bikes!' Said a woman wearing a bicycle helmet.

'I only wanted some friends!' Said the lonely hiker that Kazuya had interacted with for about five seconds.

'You fed me to a shark, and now it's permanently attached to me!' Said a wheelchair-bound man, whose lower half was being devoured by a shark. 'I named him Clark.'

'That wasn't us - that was True Ogre!' Xiaoyu argued.

'You were obviously a bad influence on that innocent creature!' With that said, he held up a small, wooden statue that looked familiar. After three rubs, a ghostly mist emerged from its mouth. To everyone's horror and annoyance, it took the form of True Ogre.

'HI, IT'S ME AGAIN!' He said, waving his snakes at them. 'I'M GOING TO GRANT YOU THREE WISHES.' He flung his large head back and barked a laugh.' ONLY JOKING! I'M NOT A REAL GENIE, YOU KNOW! ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL INSTEAD.'

'Hey, look, a rose!' Lee pointed at something behind the crowd, and they turned to look. But there was no rose to be seen. Lee slammed the door shut, his tears having been replaced by sweat. 'They fell for my devious trick! Alright, here's the plan,' Lee whispered. 'To get to my car, we'll sneak out the back and...'

'I've got a plan, too,' Kazuya interrupted. 'Let's beat the crap out of them!'

'But there's a guy in a wheelchair!'

'He'll be my first target, then!' Kazuya shoved Lee out of the way and opened the front door. 'You want a fight? You've got one!' He proceeded to lift the wheelchair-bound man in the air, before tossing him through the sky. He then tuned to Heihachi with a grin. 'You'll be needing that, old man,' he said, before proceeding to fight the mob.

'I don't need a stinkin' wheelchair!' he blasted back but sat on it, anyway.

'Lars, here are the keys to my car,' Lee said to him, handing them to him. 'Use your incredible acrobatic skills to get over to it!'

Lars nodded and did as Lee ordered. With an unnecessary backflip, he landed on top of the crowd. He leaped from head to head, eliciting a grunt from every victim. as he got closer and closer to the car.

'RRRREEEEOOOOOOGGGHHH (PAAAANNNNDDDAAAA)!' Kuma suddenly lifted Panda up and over his head, and then ran in the same direction as Lars, knocking people left and right.

'Jin, can you do that for me, too?' Xiaoyu asked, optimistically.

'No,' Jin answered simply.

'Can you wheel me to the car?' Heihachi asked, straining his head around to look at him.

'Alright!' he replied with a grin.

'Make sure to run over their feet!'

The two of them bolted forwards, laughing hysterically while crushing many toes along the way.

'I guess that just leaves us girls,' Xiaoyu said with a sigh.

'Yep,' Lee replied for some reason.

True Ogre suddenly turned his sights on Lee. After a deep breath, fire spouted from his mouth, engulfing Lee.

'Oh, God, I'm on fire!' He screamed, but he quickly regained his calm. 'Oh, wait, I can't feel a thing. Excellent!'

'ARGH, BEING A GHOST SUCKS!' He growled in frustration, swinging his snakes wildly at the mob, inflicting zero damage as they passed through their bodies.

Suddenly, it was Lee's car that was passing through True Ogre's body. The other members of the mob weren't so lucky, the bumper slamming into them. Lars stopped in front of the villa and opened the door.

'Get in,' he said.

Lee, Jun, Asuka, and Xiaoyu joined Lars, Kazuya, Kuma, Panda, and Heihachi in the car.

'Step on it!' Kazuya ordered, as he shoved one of the crazed cyclists off the car.

The rest of the crowd clambered onto the roof, slamming their fists on the windows.

'Give us back our bikes!' They shouted.

'This is like a zombie movie or something!' Xiaoyu exclaimed excitedly.

The car swerved around, flinging a few of the bodies from it. And then it zoomed forwards onto the road.

'They won't give up!' Asuka said as she trapped a cyclist's fingers in the window.

The car came to a screeching halt. Standing in the road were a bunch of sheep with murderous looks in their eyes. They suddenly raised their hooves, before leaping towards the car. They kicked and headbutted the mob, and one even performed a powerbomb, the victim's back slamming onto the bonnet.

'I'm so proud,' Heihachi sniffed.

Once their car was clear of bodies, the sheep bowed to their master. Heihachi swelled with pride as the car took off. They were finally heading home.

'You know,' Asuka said, 'I just realised we're still wearing our pajamas.'

The rest of the family glanced down at their attire. It was true.

'Rrooaarghh (I just realised I'm naked),' Kuma added, before sneaking a wide-eyed peek at Panda. 'Rrrrghghhhooaaa (and so is Panda?)!'

'Well, that was fun,' Lee said with a smile, 'We should come again next year!'

Everyone glared at him.

'Wait a minute!' Heihachi suddenly spoke up. 'Where's Kazumi?'

The glares turned to glances aimed around the car.

'Perhaps she returned to the spirit world,' Jun suggested.

Heihachi sighed with relief.

'Nope!'

The ghostly form of Kazumi popped out from the trunk, causing everyone, besides Lars, to faint.

'It's a good thing I'm not afraid of ghosts,' he said, his hands gripped around the wheel.

'Then why is your seat wet?' Kazumi grinned.

His cheeks flushed while Kazumi laughed.

The car continued into the distance, the unconscious bodies swaying from side to side. Their vacation was over, but the psychological scars would remain forever.

The End.