A loud howl of pain filled the area, as Heihachi Mishima was launched into the air.

The two families, the Mishimas and Kazamas, had a long, hate filled history. When they weren't throwing each other into volcanos, or launching each other into space, they were fighting. It was all they knew.

It all began when Heihachi Mishima threw his son, Kazuya, from a cliff when he was just five years old. It was an insane attempt to toughen him up, and, to be fair, it worked, as Kazuya was now a violent psychotic. Making a deal with the devil, Kazuya sacrificed his soul to him, and now here he was, juggling his dear old father with his fists.

"You're getting weak, old man," he grinned maliciously, as he performed an impressive air combo.

Back down on the ground, Heihachi's adoptive son Lee Chaolan was staring up at them.

"Hey, I want a go!" He called out, frustrated.

Heihachi had adopted Lee not out of love, but just to annoy Kazuya. He believed having a rival would only toughen him up even more. Unfortunately, Lee was all talk and regularly got his ass handed to him.

Lee ran like a girl over to Kazuya's one time fling, Jun Kazama.

"Miss Kazamaaaa," he whined, "Kazuya's not letting me have any fun."

Jun smiled weakly at the immature forty year old.

Jun was pretty much the only sane member of the family. Her heart was pure, and her beauty was mesmerising. Years ago, she had gotten with Kazuya, and had a child named Jin.

Jin was at the other side of the battlefield, dodging his cousin's attacks.

"Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!" Asuka cried out every time she threw a fist.

"It was an accident," Jin said calmly.

"That's what you always say!" Asuka responded, this time throwing a kick.

Jin was raised by his mother until he was fifteen years old, believing his father to be dead. When their home had been attacked by a creature called Ogre, he believed the same of his mother. He then sought out his grandfather, who only used him for his own gain. The only thing he had inherited from his father was the Devil gene. He wasn't grateful.

Asuka was the newest member of the family. She had no idea about this side of her family until the King of Iron Fist Tournament Five, which she entered. Despite her being his cousin, Jin had had many 'accidents' involving her breasts.

Lars Alexandersson was busy striking poses and doing unnecessary flashy moves that weren't hitting anyone in particular. Lars was Heihachi's illegitimate son, and had the most ridiculous hair out of all of them, and that was saying something.

A massive roar suddenly erupted from a distance. A large grizzly bear was making its way towards all the commotion, its arms held menacingly over its head.

Kuma was the family pet. Maybe a strange choice for a pet, if this was any other family. Heihachi had found the bear's father roaming the woods, and had brought it into his home, teaching it martial arts and basic communication. This was that bear's offspring, and about the only family member Heihachi could tolerate.

Ironically, the current brawl was the fault of the pure hearted Jun. She had tried getting them all together for a nice chat. Good intentions, but ultimately pointless.

"Please everyone," she begged, "can't you all just get along?"

She calmly swayed her head to the side, dodging Lee's unconscious form.

"All of this fighting can't be good for you," she continued. "Your stress levels must be through the roof."

They continued their fighting, completely oblivious to her.

"Miss. Kazama…"

Jun felt a tug at her trouser leg. She glanced down to see Lee's battered body, his beautiful face covered in cuts and bruises. She knelt beside him, cupped the back of his head in her palm and lifted it.

"Miss. Kazama," he groaned, "all I've ever wanted… is a real family."

A tear fell from Jun's cheek and splashed against Lee's. Suddenly, his head dropped, and his movement ceased.

Jun threw her head back and screamed to the Heavens. "Nooooooooooooo!"

"I'm not dead," he said, suddenly, "I was just tired."

"Oh…" Jun uttered.

"Please, Miss. Kazama," he started, bringing a finger to her cheek and scooping up a tear, "make them stop."

Jun nodded, and carefully laid his head down on the ground. She slowly got to her feet, and gave a cold stare to her so called family.

"STOP!" She shouted so loud that birds scattered.

A white blast of psychic energy exploded from her body and washed over the battlefield. Suddenly, her fighting relatives all came to a halt mid-movement.

"Thank you," she smiled.

Kazuya strained his neck to look at her.

"I didn't know you could do that!" He murmured, his lips barely moving.

"This family is going to get along whether you all like it or not," she said, while stamping her foot. "And I have the perfect solution."

"Ugh, my back," cried Heihachi, who had been in the middle of doing a backflip.

"We're all going on a family holiday!" She declared with a smile.

A huge roar of laughter carried over the group.

"I said," she grunted through gritted teeth. "We. Are. All. Going. On. Holiday."

"You'll have to force us!" Asuka shouted at her aunt.

"So be it," Jun replied, simply.

She raised both her hands, and suddenly everyone began to move, still they were stuck in their awkward poses.

Jin began to move face first towards Asuka's chest.

"What!?" She cried out, unable to do anything about it. "No, please!"

"Just a little closer," Jin said in a whisper, his eyes glazed over.

Lars's face began to move towards Kuma's rear.

"Nooooooooo!" He screamed, putting Jun's earlier 'nooooo' to shame.

Kuma smiled.

Lastly, Kazuya and Heihachi began to move closer together.

"Kiss and make up," Jun said with an evil glare that Kazuya himself couldn't rival.

"Alright, you win!" They both shouted in unison.

And with that, they all flopped to the floor with a splat.

"Excellent!" She grinned, clasping her hands together in delight. "We leave tomorrow!"

Her family glared at her murderously, as she spun around on her heels and walked away.